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==Background== | ==Background== | ||
[[Image:Koreanzerglings.jpg|thumb|left|ZERG RUSH!]] | [[Image:Koreanzerglings.jpg|thumb|left|ZERG RUSH!]] | ||
[[File:Ahotkoreanman.jpg|thumb|left|A typical korean man]] | |||
Once upon a time, Japan surprise buttsexed China, and '''''KOREA''''' is the prolapsed colon that resulted. During [[100 years ago|the 1950s]] Korea was the site of some epic [[RL drama]], when [[Lulz|war]] broke out between the North and South due to a lack of good ''[[Starcraft]]'' servers. After repeated [[Rape|defeats]], the South asked the [[America]]ns for help, in response the Americans and pretty much the rest of the world proceeded to [[Pwn|invade and drive back]] the North all the way to the Chinese border. However, more drama was to be begotten when paranoid chink commies, most armed with little more than their microscopic ding dongs, went apeshit and launched a surprise [[Raid|offensive]] on the UN armies, who, after some serious anal raping, then agreed to a [[GG|ceasefire]]. The [[Korean War]] initiated the proud American tradition of [[Freedom|bombing the shit out of other countries in order to save them]], and introduced the world to the noble Chinese tradition of rounding up a bunch of illiterate [[Mexicans|peasant]]s, giving them a couple of twigs, and forcing them into heroic, [[an hero|suicidal]] "[[Zerg rush|human wave]]" attacks. The border of North and South Korea hasn't changed since, with both sides engaging in a [[flame war|stand-off]]. | Once upon a time, Japan surprise buttsexed China, and '''''KOREA''''' is the prolapsed colon that resulted. During [[100 years ago|the 1950s]] Korea was the site of some epic [[RL drama]], when [[Lulz|war]] broke out between the North and South due to a lack of good ''[[Starcraft]]'' servers. After repeated [[Rape|defeats]], the South asked the [[America]]ns for help, in response the Americans and pretty much the rest of the world proceeded to [[Pwn|invade and drive back]] the North all the way to the Chinese border. However, more drama was to be begotten when paranoid chink commies, most armed with little more than their microscopic ding dongs, went apeshit and launched a surprise [[Raid|offensive]] on the UN armies, who, after some serious anal raping, then agreed to a [[GG|ceasefire]]. The [[Korean War]] initiated the proud American tradition of [[Freedom|bombing the shit out of other countries in order to save them]], and introduced the world to the noble Chinese tradition of rounding up a bunch of illiterate [[Mexicans|peasant]]s, giving them a couple of twigs, and forcing them into heroic, [[an hero|suicidal]] "[[Zerg rush|human wave]]" attacks. The border of North and South Korea hasn't changed since, with both sides engaging in a [[flame war|stand-off]]. | ||
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[[Best Korea|North Korea]]: The pimps with the nukes. <br/> | [[Best Korea|North Korea]]: The pimps with the nukes. <br/> | ||
[[Good Korea|South Korea]]: The players with the shitty tech. | [[Good Korea|South Korea]]: The players with the shitty tech. | ||
[[File:KoreanBDSMWhore.jpg|thumb|right|Americans brutally tortured Korean Civilians during the Korea War in both Koreas]] | |||
According to [[Conservative|Samuel Huntington]] the whole idea is for Good Korea to inherit Evil Korea's Nukes after they all starve, thus joining the Nuclear Club, guilt-free. | According to [[Conservative|Samuel Huntington]] the whole idea is for Good Korea to inherit Evil Korea's Nukes after they all starve, thus joining the Nuclear Club, guilt-free. | ||
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# Tell them how Korea has [[truth|spent its entire history being the bitch of either China, Japan, or the USA]]. | # Tell them how Korea has [[truth|spent its entire history being the bitch of either China, Japan, or the USA]]. | ||
# Talk to them in Japanese and expect them to understand you completely. | # Talk to them in Japanese and expect them to understand you completely. | ||
Be careful; they often carry knives. | Be careful; they often carry knives. | ||
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# You mean nothing to us...except for Blizzard. | # You mean nothing to us...except for Blizzard. | ||
# KKKKIIILLLL NNNNOOOORRRRTTTTHHH KOOORREEEAAAAA | # KKKKIIILLLL NNNNOOOORRRRTTTTHHH KOOORREEEAAAAA | ||
# But After the 2010s, South Korean sentiment toward the United States has come to favor the United States, with the exception of a few anti-Americans. | |||
<center>[[Image:Boiled alive dogs asians.jpg|thumb|center|600px|Fun fact: koreans love dog meat, hell, [[DO IT FAGGOT|you can even taste one in a korean restaurant!]]]]</center> | |||
== Brutally True Facts About Koreans == | == Brutally True Facts About Koreans == | ||
[[File:Average Penis Size Throughout the World.jpg|thumb|Korean men have the smallest dicks in the world]] | [[File:Average Penis Size Throughout the World.jpg|thumb|Korean men have the smallest dicks in the world]] | ||
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# [[Kpop]] is used to hide their country's truth, just to only get their attention and its good images. They get so butthurt whenever someone (doesn't need to be anti-sentimental or so) exposes them into complete misery. | # [[Kpop]] is used to hide their country's truth, just to only get their attention and its good images. They get so butthurt whenever someone (doesn't need to be anti-sentimental or so) exposes them into complete misery. | ||
# Their education is consistent of Hangul, and about the fucking island of Dokdo (Oh scratch that, Dokdo isn't even their land! LOL, it was Takeshima!) | # Their education is consistent of Hangul, and about the fucking island of Dokdo (Oh scratch that, Dokdo isn't even their land! LOL, it was Takeshima!) | ||
# Many Koreans are hard-core evangelical Christians, and will openly discuss religion anywhere, anytime. Do not be surprised if a Korean sitting next to you on the bus asks you if you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. If you say, "no," he will proceed to give you a sermon, telling you that you will certainly go to hell. If you try to get away from him, he will follow you. | # Many Koreans, especially the ones in America, are hard-core evangelical Christians, and will openly discuss religion anywhere, anytime. Do not be surprised if a Korean sitting next to you on the bus asks you if you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. If you say, "no," he will proceed to give you a sermon, telling you that you will certainly go to hell. If you try to get away from him, he will follow you. | ||
# You should be glad you're not a [[Good Korea|South Korean]] citizen, because all male citizens are required to serve 2 years in the military, which is basically worthless since they're gonna suck America's cock for help again once there is a war. | # You should be glad you're not a [[Good Korea|South Korean]] citizen, because all male citizens are required to serve 2 years in the military, which is basically worthless since they're gonna suck America's cock for help again once there is a war. Most of their time is spent sucking their CO's cocks to not get beaten up and pulling out weeds with their bare hands while they're paid $100 a month to do so, which just shows that they're only meat shields to buy time for good old 'Murican freedom where the women are exempt from this meaningless conscription. | ||
# Be cautious of any Koreans near you, [[Cho Seung-Hui|for one of them might want to go for a high score and blow up a college near you]]. | # Be cautious of any Koreans near you, [[Cho Seung-Hui|for one of them might want to go for a high score and blow up a college near you]]. | ||
# [[Starcraft| | # Any game from [[Starcraft|Blizzard]], [[League Of Legends|Riot]], or Nexon is just like oxygen for the Koreans, for if they stop playing it, they will die; [[World of Warcraft|they're much more important than their babies]]. | ||
# Koreans think their culture is unique, but it's basically a rip-off mix between [[Japan]] and [[China]]. | # Koreans think their culture is unique, but it's basically a rip-off mix between [[Japan]] and [[China]]. | ||
# [[Fact|Koreans are much uglier and their eyes are much slantier]] than their [[Azn|Asian]] neighbors, that's why plastic surgery is so popular in Korea. Their faces are also flat, which is why they are called "panfaces." | # [[Fact|Koreans are much uglier and their eyes are much slantier]] than their [[Azn|Asian]] neighbors, that's why plastic surgery is so popular in Korea. Their faces are also flat, which is why they are called "panfaces." | ||
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# Korean women will stab to death their entire families for just a mere whiff of some white cock. | # Korean women will stab to death their entire families for just a mere whiff of some white cock. | ||
# They have nothing of their own. No tradition, but just copying others for the lulz and claiming it as a Korean invention. | # They have nothing of their own. No tradition, but just copying others for the lulz and claiming it as a Korean invention. | ||
# Had to invent the [[mukbang]] because half the population are friendless [[loser]]s. | |||
==Korean Videos== | ==Korean Videos== | ||
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