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[[Image:Crybaby.png|thumb|LiveJournal is vastly improved when you realize this is the secret 'mood' for every single entry.]] | [[Image:Crybaby.png|thumb|LiveJournal is vastly improved when you realize this is the secret 'mood' for every single entry.]] | ||
[[Image:Cry baby shampoo.gif|thumb|[[Pussy|No more tears]].]] | [[Image:Cry baby shampoo.gif|thumb|[[Pussy|No more tears]].]] | ||
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Babies have been crying for almost as long as we've been giving birth to them. They never stop crying because they're babies. This is, quite literally, what a crybaby is - it's someone who never stops crying. If you feed them then they cry because they're sleepy, if you put them to bed then they cry because they shat themselves, if you change their diaper then they cry because John Kerry really wasn't the right person to run for presidency regardless of how much of a walkover the 2004 election seemed. | Babies have been crying for almost as long as we've been giving birth to them. They never stop crying because they're babies. This is, quite literally, what a crybaby is - it's someone who never stops crying. If you feed them then they cry because they're sleepy, if you put them to bed then they cry because they shat themselves, if you change their diaper then they cry because John Kerry really wasn't the right person to run for presidency regardless of how much of a walkover the 2004 election seemed. | ||
== Using Crybaby In Conversation == | == Using Crybaby In Conversation == | ||
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*[http://www.cedaily.com/bbs/horror/index.cgi?noframes;form=3820 In a friendly farewell]: "You are nothing but a [[fat]] [[fuck]]s republitard who has been [[own]]ed so many times. You spew all your [[shit]]s about giving to charities yet that gives you a blank check to act like a [[fuck]]ingss [[asshole]]s here. You are a useless piece of [[shit]] that contributes nothing to society or here. You are a crybaby who leaves in a temper tantrum. Nobody likes you here. Your post are always ignored. You are like the [[fat]] little bratty kid always screaming for [[attention]]. [[STFU]]ss already!!!!" | *[http://www.cedaily.com/bbs/horror/index.cgi?noframes;form=3820 In a friendly farewell]: "You are nothing but a [[fat]] [[fuck]]s republitard who has been [[own]]ed so many times. You spew all your [[shit]]s about giving to charities yet that gives you a blank check to act like a [[fuck]]ingss [[asshole]]s here. You are a useless piece of [[shit]] that contributes nothing to society or here. You are a crybaby who leaves in a temper tantrum. Nobody likes you here. Your post are always ignored. You are like the [[fat]] little bratty kid always screaming for [[attention]]. [[STFU]]ss already!!!!" | ||
*[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=191737 At parties]: "YOU ARE A CRYBABY! I WILL SHIT IN YOUR BREAKFAST CEREAL, SPACE DOUCHE!" | *[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=191737 At parties]: "YOU ARE A CRYBABY! I WILL SHIT IN YOUR BREAKFAST CEREAL, SPACE DOUCHE!" | ||
*'''[[Doing it wrong]]''': When a [[feminist]] is losing an argument on the internet against a [[nerd|man]] (100% of the time as the man usually refute her [[Jezebel|bullshit]] with [[facts]] or [[truth|ED articles]]), She mistakenly will try to hide her [[butthurt]] by saying she enjoys [[bukkake|bathing on or drinking]] the "[[Male tears]]" of the people who are [https://archive. | *'''[[Doing it wrong]]''': When a [[feminist]] is losing an argument on the internet against a [[nerd|man]] (100% of the time as the man usually refute her [[Jezebel|bullshit]] with [[facts]] or [[truth|ED articles]]), She mistakenly will try to hide her [[butthurt]] by saying she enjoys [[bukkake|bathing on or drinking]] the "[[Male tears]]" of the people who are [https://archive.is/IMNap trying to refuting her]. If that happens, please [https://twitter.com/ED_Updates/status/598684296753328130 refer her] to the accurate [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=male%20tears jargon definition] of the term, and see how [[At least 100|many times]] she will [[irony|cry]] RAPE, PATRIARCHY, TRIGGER and MISOGYNY as she [[lulz|tries]] to block or get you banned. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery> | <center><gallery> | ||
Image:Crying baby1.jpg | Image:Crying baby1.jpg | ||
Image:Crying baby.jpg | Image:Crying baby.jpg | ||
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Image:Crybaby1.jpg|This is probably the biggest baby in this gallery! | Image:Crybaby1.jpg|This is probably the biggest baby in this gallery! | ||
File:1-900-9099-CRY.jpg|Who you gonna call? | File:1-900-9099-CRY.jpg|Who you gonna call? | ||
</gallery> | </gallery></center> | ||
==Videos== | |||
<center>{{fv|Videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|<youtube>SMNCNyn_s7E</youtube><br> | |||
|<youtube>VFYrk75PwiA</youtube><br> | |||
|<youtube>-Sd-j0rKeKw</youtube><br>Stop crying, faggot. '''[[Nobody gives a fuck]]''' that you set off the fire alarm. | |||
}}</center> | |||
== Famous Internet Crybabies == | |||
*[[Brianna Wu]] | |||
*[[cheese1997]] | |||
*[[Flardox]] | |||
*[[Jonathan McIntosh]] | |||
*[[Mediacrat]] | |||
*[[Nayzak]] | |||
*[[Clayranger89]] | |||
*[[Furries]] | |||
*[[Snapesnogger]] | |||
*[[Kaoru Yuuka]] | |||
*[[Starblade]] | |||
*[[Stephen Fry]] | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[PBF]] | *[[PBF]] | ||
*[[BAW]] | *[[BAW]] | ||
*[[Offended?]] | |||
*[[Suicide]] | *[[Suicide]] | ||
*[[Butthurt]] | *[[Butthurt]] | ||
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*[[Love You Forever]] | *[[Love You Forever]] | ||
*[[Trigger Warning]] | *[[Trigger Warning]] | ||
[[Category: Epithets]] | |||
[[Category:Epithets]] | |||
[[Category:IRL Shit]] | [[Category:IRL Shit]] | ||
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]] | [[Category:Internets Phenomena]] | ||
[[Category:Pain]] | |||