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[[Image:Crybaby.png|thumb|LiveJournal is vastly improved when you realize this is the secret 'mood' for every single entry.]] | [[Image:Crybaby.png|thumb|LiveJournal is vastly improved when you realize this is the secret 'mood' for every single entry.]] | ||
[[Image:Cry baby shampoo.gif|thumb|[[Pussy|No more tears]].]] | [[Image:Cry baby shampoo.gif|thumb|[[Pussy|No more tears]].]] | ||
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[[Image:Urbanbaby.jpg|thumb|A blown up version of an icon made for a certain LJ user]] | [[Image:Urbanbaby.jpg|thumb|A blown up version of an icon made for a certain LJ user]] | ||
[[Image:Being hurt.jpg|thumb|The proper form for crybabies]] | [[Image:Being hurt.jpg|thumb|The proper form for crybabies]] | ||
One who cries in a manner comparable to a baby. This term usually applies to [[butthurt]] faggots, this term is often used online to describe losers who have been [[trolled]] and can't handle the heat. This is usually said in the form of "go cry", which means nobody fucking cares, despite the fact that the internet is [[Serious Business]]. | One who cries in a manner comparable to a baby. This term usually applies to [[butthurt]] faggots, this term is often used online to describe losers who have been [[trolled]] and can't handle the heat. This is usually said in the form of "go cry", which means nobody fucking cares, despite the fact that the internet is [[Serious Business]]. | ||
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Babies have been crying for almost as long as we've been giving birth to them. They never stop crying because they're babies. This is, quite literally, what a crybaby is - it's someone who never stops crying. If you feed them then they cry because they're sleepy, if you put them to bed then they cry because they shat themselves, if you change their diaper then they cry because John Kerry really wasn't the right person to run for presidency regardless of how much of a walkover the 2004 election seemed. | Babies have been crying for almost as long as we've been giving birth to them. They never stop crying because they're babies. This is, quite literally, what a crybaby is - it's someone who never stops crying. If you feed them then they cry because they're sleepy, if you put them to bed then they cry because they shat themselves, if you change their diaper then they cry because John Kerry really wasn't the right person to run for presidency regardless of how much of a walkover the 2004 election seemed. | ||
== Using Crybaby In Conversation == | == Using Crybaby In Conversation == | ||
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*[http://www.cedaily.com/bbs/horror/index.cgi?noframes;form=3820 In a friendly farewell]: "You are nothing but a [[fat]] [[fuck]]s republitard who has been [[own]]ed so many times. You spew all your [[shit]]s about giving to charities yet that gives you a blank check to act like a [[fuck]]ingss [[asshole]]s here. You are a useless piece of [[shit]] that contributes nothing to society or here. You are a crybaby who leaves in a temper tantrum. Nobody likes you here. Your post are always ignored. You are like the [[fat]] little bratty kid always screaming for [[attention]]. [[STFU]]ss already!!!!" | *[http://www.cedaily.com/bbs/horror/index.cgi?noframes;form=3820 In a friendly farewell]: "You are nothing but a [[fat]] [[fuck]]s republitard who has been [[own]]ed so many times. You spew all your [[shit]]s about giving to charities yet that gives you a blank check to act like a [[fuck]]ingss [[asshole]]s here. You are a useless piece of [[shit]] that contributes nothing to society or here. You are a crybaby who leaves in a temper tantrum. Nobody likes you here. Your post are always ignored. You are like the [[fat]] little bratty kid always screaming for [[attention]]. [[STFU]]ss already!!!!" | ||
*[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=191737 At parties]: "YOU ARE A CRYBABY! I WILL SHIT IN YOUR BREAKFAST CEREAL, SPACE DOUCHE!" | *[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=191737 At parties]: "YOU ARE A CRYBABY! I WILL SHIT IN YOUR BREAKFAST CEREAL, SPACE DOUCHE!" | ||
*'''[[Doing it wrong]]''': When a [[feminist]] is losing an argument on the internet against a [[nerd|man]] (100% of the time as the man usually refute her [[Jezebel|bullshit]] with [[facts]] or [[truth|ED articles]]), She mistakenly will try to hide her [[butthurt]] by saying she enjoys [[bukkake|bathing on or drinking]] the "[[Male tears]]" of the people who are [https://archive.is/IMNap trying to refuting her]. If that happens, please [https://twitter.com/ED_Updates/status/598684296753328130 refer her] to the accurate [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=male%20tears jargon definition] of the term, and see how [[At least 100|many times]] she will [[irony|cry]] RAPE, PATRIARCHY, TRIGGER and MISOGYNY as she [[lulz|tries]] to block or get you banned. | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery> | <center><gallery> | ||
Image:Crying baby1.jpg | Image:Crying baby1.jpg | ||
Image:Crying baby.jpg | Image:Crying baby.jpg | ||
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Image:E-tissue.jpg|Dry those tears. | Image:E-tissue.jpg|Dry those tears. | ||
Image:Awwwwww.jpg|This one deserves it. | Image:Awwwwww.jpg|This one deserves it. | ||
</gallery> | Image:Crybaby1.jpg|This is probably the biggest baby in this gallery! | ||
File:1-900-9099-CRY.jpg|Who you gonna call? | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
==Videos== | |||
<center>{{fv|Videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|<youtube>SMNCNyn_s7E</youtube><br> | |||
|<youtube>VFYrk75PwiA</youtube><br> | |||
|<youtube>-Sd-j0rKeKw</youtube><br>Stop crying, faggot. '''[[Nobody gives a fuck]]''' that you set off the fire alarm. | |||
}}</center> | |||
== Famous Internet Crybabies == | |||
*[[Brianna Wu]] | |||
*[[cheese1997]] | |||
*[[Flardox]] | |||
*[[Jonathan McIntosh]] | |||
*[[Mediacrat]] | |||
*[[Nayzak]] | |||
*[[Clayranger89]] | |||
*[[Furries]] | |||
*[[Snapesnogger]] | |||
*[[Kaoru Yuuka]] | |||
*[[Starblade]] | |||
*[[Stephen Fry]] | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[PBF]] | *[[PBF]] | ||
*[[BAW]] | *[[BAW]] | ||
*[[Offended?]] | |||
*[[Suicide]] | *[[Suicide]] | ||
*[[Butthurt]] | *[[Butthurt]] | ||
*[[Waaaambulance]] | *[[Waaaambulance]] | ||
*[[Sob Story]] | *[[Sob Story]] | ||
*[[Drama queen]] | |||
*[[Love You Forever]] | *[[Love You Forever]] | ||
[[Category: Epithets]] | *[[Trigger Warning]] | ||
[[Category:Epithets]] | |||
[[Category:IRL Shit]] | [[Category:IRL Shit]] | ||
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]] | [[Category:Internets Phenomena]] | ||
[[Category:Pain]] | |||
Latest revision as of 18:20, 23 September 2021
One who cries in a manner comparable to a baby. This term usually applies to butthurt faggots, this term is often used online to describe losers who have been trolled and can't handle the heat. This is usually said in the form of "go cry", which means nobody fucking cares, despite the fact that the internet is The Internet is serious business.
History
Babies have been crying for almost as long as we've been giving birth to them. They never stop crying because they're babies. This is, quite literally, what a crybaby is - it's someone who never stops crying. If you feed them then they cry because they're sleepy, if you put them to bed then they cry because they shat themselves, if you change their diaper then they cry because John Kerry really wasn't the right person to run for presidency regardless of how much of a walkover the 2004 election seemed.
Using Crybaby In Conversation
- During political debate: "Still proving you are a crybaby. All I have to say is up your arse too ya moron. It's sheeple like you that blindly believe. And it's sheeple like you that will be the downfall of this nation."
- While discussing class struggles: "What I am convinced of is that you are a crybaby. And that when confronted with the truth you squirm like a worm. Don't get upset though."
- When trying to get laid: "never, ever tell her that she is a crybaby. she probably already knows this. in my experience, being told you are a crybaby and to stop crying will NEVER help. even if that is what you think."
- In a friendly farewell: "You are nothing but a fat fucks republitard who has been owned so many times. You spew all your shits about giving to charities yet that gives you a blank check to act like a fuckingss assholes here. You are a useless piece of shit that contributes nothing to society or here. You are a crybaby who leaves in a temper tantrum. Nobody likes you here. Your post are always ignored. You are like the fat little bratty kid always screaming for attention. STFUss already!!!!"
- At parties: "YOU ARE A CRYBABY! I WILL SHIT IN YOUR BREAKFAST CEREAL, SPACE DOUCHE!"
- YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG: When a feminist is losing an argument on the internet against a man (100% of the time as the man usually refute her bullshit with facts or ED articles), She mistakenly will try to hide her butthurt by saying she enjoys bathing on or drinking the "Male Tears" of the people who are trying to refuting her. If that happens, please refer her to the accurate jargon definition of the term, and see how many times she will cry RAPE, PATRIARCHY, TRIGGER and MISOGYNY as she tries to block or get you banned.
Gallery
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Dry those tears.
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This one deserves it.
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This is probably the biggest baby in this gallery!
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Who you gonna call?
Videos
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Famous Internet Crybabies
- Brianna Wu
- cheese1997
- Flardox
- Jonathan McIntosh
- Mediacrat
- Nayzak
- Clayranger89
- Furfag
- Snapesnogger
- Kaoru Yuuka
- Starblade
- Stephen Fry