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The author of this text, a 45 year old male, lives alone except for his cat called Binkers. He was sitting on the couch reading some sort of [[Old Media|magazine]] drinking scotch when his cat sat down on his lap. The man then remembered his cat's birthday, which was yesterday. This was probably due to his old age. The reason he did not have time to bake was because of him being at work the day before. The cat was on his lap, therefore he was unable to stand up and walk over to the preheated oven to get his special gift for the cat. Therefore he reached over to the oven from where he sat. The cat smiled and seemingly moved away slightly, so that the man could place the gift next to him. Then the man comes to realize that the cat seemingly knew about the gift all along. | The author of this text, a 45 year old male, lives alone except for his cat called Binkers. He was sitting on the couch reading some sort of [[Old Media|magazine]] drinking scotch when his cat sat down on his lap. The man then remembered his cat's birthday, which was yesterday. This was probably due to his old age. The reason he did not have time to bake was because of him being at work the day before. The cat was on his lap, therefore he was unable to stand up and walk over to the preheated oven to get his special gift for the cat. Therefore he reached over to the oven from where he sat. The cat smiled and seemingly moved away slightly, so that the man could place the gift next to him. Then the man comes to realize that the cat seemingly knew about the gift all along. | ||
The weird thing is that he calls the gift "My preheated oven special gift from a couch leaned over to preheated oven". He therefore calls the thing both by what it is, and how he got it. Therefore the thing is "the gift for my cat which I got by reaching towards the oven from my couch." | The weird thing is that he calls the gift "My preheated oven special gift from a couch leaned over to preheated oven". He therefore calls the thing both by what it is, and how he got it. Therefore the thing is "[[NEDM|the gift for my cat which I got by reaching towards the oven from my couch.]]" | ||
So...he calls the thing by not just what it is but by how he procured it; its change of state along the [[Portal|time dimension]]. Is this to give us an idea of how Binkers perceives the thing, as he already knew of the thing and how it state would change before seeing it? The strange expression is to give us a glimpse to a mind that transcends time, and since ours are limited, it is hard to grab hold of the words and make clear sense of them. | So...he calls the thing by not just what it is but by how he procured it; its change of state along the [[Portal|time dimension]]. Is this to give us an idea of how Binkers perceives the thing, as he already knew of the thing and how it state would change before seeing it? The strange expression is to give us a glimpse to a mind that transcends time, and since ours are limited, it is hard to grab hold of the words and make clear sense of them. | ||
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===Theory #3=== | ===Theory #3=== | ||
45 year old man is Binkers. | 45 year old man is Binkers. | ||
===Theory #4=== | |||
Binkers and the old man were computer [[Dating sim|simulations]], which explains the shitty sentence structure. | |||
==The Original Thread== | ==The Original Thread== | ||