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Von Dangermouse then shat himself, as he was then promptly [[epic lulz|arrested and tortured and killed]] off in the most gruesome fashion imaginable to the Nazis. | Von Dangermouse then shat himself, as he was then promptly [[epic lulz|arrested and tortured and killed]] off in the most gruesome fashion imaginable to the Nazis. | ||
Actual Fun Fact: | Actual Fun Fact: While being tortured on a meat hook, one of the July Plot conspirators mentioned Erwin Rommel (part of Hitler's Fab Five) as one of them. Rommel was then pwned by the Gestapo. | ||
==Delays== | ==Delays== | ||
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Whatever happened, sociologists agreed that the premier of ''Valkyrie'' should be a fun day out for the whole family. | Whatever happened, sociologists agreed that the premier of ''Valkyrie'' should be a fun day out for the whole family. | ||
===[[SJW]]'s and Valkyrie=== | |||
Social Justice Warriors were already butt hurt and had plans to boycott the movie before even seeing the first trailor or hearing what the plot was about because a secret law passed by [[Israel]] in 1949 and enforced by the [[Illuminati]] says that no German person being portrayed in a WW2 movie is allowed to be seen as sympathetic or anything other than a murderer. | |||
===Cruise Divides By Zero=== | ===Cruise Divides By Zero=== | ||
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*[[Scientology]] | *[[Scientology]] | ||
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