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{{moar|Lucario Furfaggotry}}
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[[File:Lucario.gif|frameless|right|120px]]
The [[Krystal]] of the [[Pokémon]] fandom, '''Lucario''' are a breed of [[Pokémon]]. Much like Krystal, Lucario is lusted after by almost every [[furfag]] in the world. The fact that the male ones have the voice of a black man doesn't help the weeaboos who want that giant black cock up their buttholes. Seriously, every furry in existence wants to fuck the male ones in their furry asses and vice versa, even the straight ones. [[Cynthia]] wields a Lucario as she does her [[incest|father's penis]]. [[Goatse|Ew.]]


[[shit nobody cares about|12.5% of Lucarios hatching from eggs are female, while the rest are male. Hm.]]
The [[Krystal]] of the [[Pokémon]] fandom, '''Lucario''' is a breed of [[Pokémon]], and much like Krystal, Lucario is lusted after by every [[furfag]] in the [[File:Lucarioanimatedsprite.gif|right|]]world. The fact that the male ones have the voice of a black man doesn't help the weeaboos who want that giant black cock up their buttholes. Seriously, every furry in existence wants to fuck the male ones in their furry asses and vice versa, even the straight ones. [[Cynthia]] wields a Lucario as she does her [[incest|father's penis]]. [[Goatse|Ew.]]
 
[[shit nobody cares about|12.5% of Lucarios hatching from eggs are female, while the rest are male. Hm...]]


==The Pokémon and the Furries==
==The Pokémon and the Furries==
[[Image:Krystalinterviewslucario.png|thumb|[[OVER 9000|I wonder how many people have jacked off to this.]]]]
[[Image:Krystalinterviewslucario.png|thumb|[[at least 100|I wonder how many people have jacked off to this.]]]]
Ever since the 4th generation Pokémon games have come out, [[furries]] have went [[insane|batshit]] for Lucario. Furries have shown their appreciation to Lucario by drawing pictures of Lucario getting fucked [[in the ass]] and masturbating. Every user at [[WikiFur]] worships the Pokémon and puts it on a higher pedestal than [[Black Jesus]]. There have been renditions of [[Lemon Party]] featuring two Lucarios and one Charizard and there has been much rape fantasy fanart. The fact that all Lucarios come with a standard issue second penis on the chest only adds to the sex appeal. [[Unwarranted self importance|Clearly, Lucario is the sexiest creature alive]].  
Ever since the 4th generation Pokémon games have come out, [[furries]] have went [[insane|batshit]] for Lucario. Furries have shown their appreciation to Lucario by drawing pictures of Lucario getting fucked [[in the ass]] and masturbating. Every user at [[WikiFur]] worships the Pokémon and puts it on a higher pedestal than [[Black Jesus]]. There have also been renditions of [[Lemon Party]] featuring two Lucarios and one Charizard. The fact that all Lucarios come with a standard issue second penis on the chest only adds to the sex appeal. [[Unwarranted self importance|Clearly, Lucario is the sexiest creature alive]].  


[[Truth|Almost all Lucarios drawn are male, thus proving that all furries are faggots.]] Although some furries may disagree with that statement, they're just trying to cover up their faggotry in fear of [[Bix nood|bixnoods]] [[rape|gang-raping]] them. This writer believes there should be another rule: If it exists, there is a Lucario porn of it.
[[Truth|Almost all Lucarios drawn are male, thus proving that all furries are faggots.]] Although some furries may disagree with that statement, they're just trying to cover up their denialism in fear of [[Bix nood|bixnoods]] [[rape|gang-raping]] them. In fact, this writer believes there should be another rule: "If it exists, there is a Lucario porn of it."


==Symptoms of Lucariofags==
==Symptoms of Lucariofags==
These symptoms include:
These symptoms include:


* Being a [[furry]]
* Being a [[furry]].
* Drawing [[rule 34|provocative pictures]] of Lucario
* Drawing [[Rule 34|provocative pictures]] of Lucario.
* Making the [[WikiFur]] page oh-so perfect ([[Spanish]] furries LOL)
* Making the [[WikiFur]] page oh-so perfect. [[Spanish]] furries LOL.
* Going on Furtopia forums and confessing your [[yiff|love]] for Lucario
* Going on Furtopia forums and confessing your [[yiff|love]] for Lucario.
* Depicting yourself with or as Lucario in [[beastiality|sexual acts]]
* Depicting yourself with or as Lucario in [[beastiality|sexual acts]].


Avoid these people at all costs, they might use their furry propaganda to make you a [[sick fuck]] as well.
Avoid these people at all costs, they might use their furry propaganda to make you a [[sick fuck]] as well.


==Very EXPLICIT content on YouTube==
==Very EXPLICIT content on YouTube==
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<center>'''Some [[furfags]] go WAYYY too far.'''</center>
<center>'''Some [[furfags]] go WAYYY too far.'''</center>
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<center>{{fv|lucariofurfags|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;  
|<youtube>1LCFw7Idd7M</youtube>
|<youtube>Gp-idDnAdQg</youtube>
|<youtube>r0rnJomjeDs</youtube>
|<youtube>5p6o6UBEnlQ</youtube><center><b><i>I want to be Lucario and keep getting farted by that hot girl Pokémon.<br>- Narvind Kanth</i></b></center>
|<youtube>Gp-idDnAdQg</youtube>}}
|<youtube>FYEWRa68lBM</youtube><center><b>[[OH SHI-|OH SHI-!]]</b></center>}}
</center>
</center>


==Lucario Vs. Mewtwo==
==Lucario Vs. Mewtwo==
[[Image:Mewcario.png|thumb|[[Texturefag|Texturefags]] take it too far]]
[[Image:Mewcario.png|thumb|[[Texturefag|Texturefags]] take it too far.]]
[[Some argue|Many argue]] that Lucario [[Stole|copied]] his appearance and [[Super Smash Bros]] moves from [[Mewtwo]] and all of them feel the need to emphasize this in their [[dumbass|smartass]] comments. Of course, [[nobody cares]], because they're both bottom-tier characters and only [[tourneyfag]]s use them anyway.
[[Some argue|Many argue]] that Lucario [[Stole|copied]] his appearance and [[Super Smash Bros]] moves from [[Mewtwo]] and all of them feel the need to emphasize this in their [[dumbass|smartass]] comments. Of course, [[nobody cares]], because they're both bottom-tier characters and only [[tourneyfag]]s use them anyway.


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For obvious reasons, every other [[Pokémon]] related image on [[FurAffinity|QueerAffinity]] is of Lucario. This has yet to be explained by anyone who isn't a [[sick fuck]]. Luckily though, not every picture is a horrible [[tentacle rape]], [[hermaphrodite]] rendition of him (or rarely, her). Although [[buttsex|ass fucking]] [[orgy|orgies]] (drawn in the style of [[Knuffy]]) are common.
For obvious reasons, every other [[Pokémon]] related image on [[FurAffinity|QueerAffinity]] is of Lucario. This has yet to be explained by anyone who isn't a [[sick fuck]]. Luckily though, not every picture is a horrible [[tentacle rape]], [[hermaphrodite]] rendition of him (or rarely, her). Although [[buttsex|ass fucking]] [[orgy|orgies]] (drawn in the style of [[Knuffy]]) are common.


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{{cg|Furry Fanboy Gallery|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="1">
Image:LucarioBAWWW.jpg|Lucario's reaction to this gallery.
Image:LucarioBAWWW.jpg|Lucario's reaction to this gallery.
Image:Lucario chris crocker by aj-thecanaanfox.jpg|[[Chris Crocker|LEAVE ME ALONE!!!]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:nintendosbest.jpg|Nintendo's behind it 9000%
Image:Lucario chris crocker by aj-thecanaanfox.jpg|[[Chris Crocker|LEAVE ME ALONE!!!]] Hard to take him seriously when he has semen in his eyes.
File:nintendosbest.jpg|Nintendo's behind it 100%.
Image:Hyper fat lucario by fatferaligatr.jpg|Recently, Lucario has been suffering from depression, which led to [[om nom nom|overeating]].
Image:Hyper fat lucario by fatferaligatr.jpg|Recently, Lucario has been suffering from depression, which led to [[om nom nom|overeating]].
Image:Crippled Furry.jpg|As he is set to appear in Pokémon Black & White
Image:Crippled Furry.jpg|As he is set to appear in Pokémon Black & White.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:483969 - AkK Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.jpg
File:455246 - Neko Karasu@kadai de metsubou Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark.jpg|[[Zoroark|A challenger appears!]]
File:455246 - Neko Karasu@kadai de metsubou Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark.jpg|[[Zoroark|A challenger appears!]]
Image:Luchumps.jpg
Image:Luchumps.jpg|Scene from an upcoming Pokémon movie.
Image:Lucarioafterfapping.jpg
Image:Uncomfortable lucario 2.jpg|The best way to catch a Lucario is to give one a [[pawfur|foot massage]].
File:454151 - Impious Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark Zorua lucario.jpg|Nothing wrong with [[babyfur|cubs]], eh, furries?
File:455288 - Doron Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.jpg|[[fangirl|ZOROARKxLUCARIO 4EVA <3 <3 <3]]
File:455288 - Doron Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.jpg|[[fangirl|ZOROARKxLUCARIO 4EVA <3 <3 <3]]
Image:Latenight.jpg|I CAME!
Image:Lucario asplode.jpg|Ahhhhh
Image:Lucariohug.jpg||WTF is going on here?!
Image:Bigdick.jpg
File:426026 - Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.jpg
Image:Lucariositting.png
Image:Lucariosucksdick.jpg
File:451274 - Cula Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.png
Image:Lucario no hands.jpg
Image:Lucario wall.jpg
Image:Lucario wanks.jpg| Lucario hungers for your cock!
Image:Mewtwo-lucario1.jpg
Image:Yoshilucariosecks.png|ULTRAAA COMBOOOO!!!!
Image:Luca mew2.jpg|[[raep]]
Image:Lucario....well...uh.. .jpg|Surprisingly, [[Knuffy]] DIDN'T do this...
Image:1202987083.dragonphlu lucario and masturgator-comic.jpg|[[Lie|LOL]]
Image:Cocksuckingrape.png|[[MOAR]]
Image:Blindfoldrape.png|[[raep|RAEP]]!
Image:Charizard and lucario.jpg
Image:Muscle lucario.jpg
Image:Mpreg Lucario.png
Image:Auragasm1.jpg|Why
Image:Auragasm1.jpg|Why
Image:Mewtwo-lucario1.jpg|the
File:426026 - Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.jpg|fuck
Image:Auragasm2.jpg|is
Image:Auragasm2.jpg|is
Image:Auragasm3.jpg|there
Image:Auragasm3.jpg|there
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Image:Auragasm5.jpg|much
Image:Auragasm5.jpg|much
Image:Auragasm6.jpg|of
Image:Auragasm6.jpg|of
Image:Flamey.jpg|<s>C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER</s> Fail.!
Image:Lucariosucksdick.jpg|this
Image:Charizard and lucario.jpg|shit?
Image:Latenight.jpg|I CAME!
Image:Cocksuckingrape.png|[[MOAR]]
Image:Blindfoldrape.png|[[raep|RAEP]]!
Image:Anthoslucario.jpg|[[Anthos the Crimson Impulse|A certain Trollbuster]] uses a Lucario with a [[period|red stripe]] [[bukkake|down its face]] as his [[fursona|Pokésona]].
Image:Auragasm7.jpg|OH SHI-
Image:Auragasm7.jpg|OH SHI-
File:ReverseAuragasm.png| Lucario DOES love [[Soviet Russia|irony]]...
Image:Sir-Lucario.png|Lucario's [[fags|fans]] will go to [[Shit nobody cares about|great lengths to defend his honor]].
Image:Uncomfortable lucario 2.jpg|The best way to catch a Lucario is to give one a [[pawfur|foot massage]].
Image:Lucario wanks.jpg| Lucario hungers for your cock!
Image:Lucario sitfuck yaoi.jpg|[[Yaoi]] is ok too.
Image:LucareonAfterSchoolED.jpg|[[Molest|Ready for moar, furries.]]
Image:Lucario asplode.jpg|Ahhhhh
Image:ReverseAuragasm.png| Lucario DOES love [[Soviet Russia|irony...]]
File:451274 - Cula Nintendo Pokemon Zoroark lucario.png
Image:Brawlcariogay.jpg|Lucario's secret taunt found recently in ''Brawl''.
Image:Brawlcariogay.jpg|Lucario's secret taunt found recently in ''Brawl''.
Image:Warcario.jpg|[[Wario|An overall improvement on his appearance.]]
Image:Warcario.jpg|[[Wario|An overall improvement on his appearance.]]
Image:Sir-Lucario.png|Lucario's [[fags|fans]] will go to [[Shit nobody cares about|great lengths to defend his honor.]]
Image:Garrysmod lucario2.jpg|[[Moar]] gmod faggotry.
Image:Lucario isthatacandycaneinyourpocket.png|Is that a candycane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Image:Gangbang lucario.png|So much for being [[straight]]
Image:Lucarioafterrape.png|WTF is going on here?!
Image:Gary Lucario Pokemon.png|[[Gary Oak|Gary]] was [[gay|here]], Ash is a [[not gay|loser]].
Image:Lucario x Bowser.jpg|Lucario receives a warm reception from a newcomer.
Image:2-Lucario-Blowjob.jpg|[[Yaoi]] is ok too.
Image:Male_Lucario_Herm_Skunk_WTF.jpg|Your favourite [[Pokémon]] gets [[assrape|assraped]] by a [[hermaphrodite]] raccoon. We've all been there.
Image:PsyRedTails_lucario.jpg|"It's the thought that counts."
Image:Lucariohentai.jpg|THIS IS A '''MALE''' LUCARIO.
Image:Luca mew2.jpg|[[raep]]
Image:Lucarioafterfapping.jpg
Image:Lucariositting.png
Image:Lucario no hands.jpg
Image:Lucario wall.jpg
Image:Lucario Lugia macro.png
Image:Latios lucario Pokemon.png
Image:Muscle lucario.jpg
Image:Mpreg Lucario.png
Image:RAPE TIME LUCARIO.jpg
Image:LucarioRiolu.jpg
Image:Lucario isthatacandycaneinyourpocket.png|Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Image:Garrysmod lucario1.jpg|[[gmod|Gmod]] faggotry.
Image:Garrysmod lucario1.jpg|[[gmod|Gmod]] faggotry.
Image:Garrysmod lucario2.jpg|[[Moar]] gmod faggotry.
Image:Yoshilucariosecks.png|ULTRAAA COMBOOOO!!!!
Image:Lucario....well...uh.. .jpg|Surprisingly, [[Knuffy]] DIDN'T do this...
Image:1202987083.dragonphlu lucario and masturgator-comic.jpg|[[Lie|LOL]].
Image:Bigdick.jpg
Image:Lucario gmod shotgun.jpg|[[shotgun mouthwash|How]] to deal with Lucario [[prostitute|prostitutes]].
Image:Lucario gmod shotgun.jpg|[[shotgun mouthwash|How]] to deal with Lucario [[prostitute|prostitutes]].
Image:198717 - lucario Pokemon.png|Told ya that Lucario females exist.
Image:198717 - lucario Pokemon.png|Told ya that female Lucarios exist.
Image:Lucario facial.png
Image:Lucario facial.png
Image:RAPE TIME LUCARIO.jpg
Image:Lucariohug.jpg
Image:Gangbang lucario.png
Image:Flamey.jpg|<s>C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER</s> Fail!
Image:Lucarioafterrape.png
Image:Lucario mantrain.png|Loltrain is lol.
Image:Lucario Lugia macro.png
Image:Lucario Diaper.png
Image:Latios lucario Pokemon.png
Image:Lucario mantrain.png|loltrain is lol
Image:Gary Lucario Pokemon.png|[[Gary Oak|Gary]] was [[gay|here]], Ash is a [[not gay|loser]].
Image:LucareonAfterSchoolED.jpg|[[Molest|Ready for moar, furries.]]
Image:Lucario Foot tease by Ticklishways.jpg|An example of the fandom for [[Pawfur|Lucario's paws]].
Image:Lucario Foot tease by Ticklishways.jpg|An example of the fandom for [[Pawfur|Lucario's paws]].
Image:Lucario Diaper.png
Image:Lucario sitfuck yaoi.jpg
Image:Lucario x Bowser.jpg
Image:2-Lucario-Blowjob.jpg
Image:Male_Lucario_Herm_Skunk_WTF.jpg|[[you]]r favorite [[pokémon]] gets [[assrape]]d by a [[hermaphrodite]] raccoon. We've all been there.
Image:PsyRedTails_lucario.jpg|"It's the thought that counts"
Image:Lucariohentai.jpg|THIS IS A '''MALE''' LUCARIO
Image:LucarioRiolu.jpg|So much for being [[straight]]
Image:LucarioWelcomesZoroark.png|Lucario receives warm reception from a newcomer.
File:How to catch lucario.jpg|How to catch <s>lucario</s> [[AIDS]].
File:I did it for love by Twero.jpg|[[Zalgo|"I did it for love."]]
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


== See also ==
== See Also ==
*[[AGNPH]]
*[[AGNPH]]
*[[Avatar (movie)|Avatar]] - For other blue creatures fapped over by furfags.
*[[Braixen]]
*[[Cynthia]]
*[[Cynthia]]
*[[Gardevoir]]
*[[Gardevoir]]
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*[[Pokémon]]
*[[Pokémon]]
*[[Renamon]]
*[[Renamon]]
*[[Sonic]]
*[[Super Smash Bros]]
*[[Zoroark]]
*[[Zoroark]]
*[[Super Smash Bros]]
*[[Sonic]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
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