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{{Spoiler|GORILLAZ AND [[The Powerpuff Girls|THE POWERPUFF GIRLS]] ARE SET IN THE SAME UNIVERSE!!!!!}} | |||
[[Image:Pedo2.jpg|right|thumb| Typical Gorillaz fan art.]] | [[Image:Pedo2.jpg|right|thumb| Typical Gorillaz fan art.]] | ||
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==Fuck Ups== | ==Fuck Ups== | ||
The Gorillaz fame was attributed to their being cartoons, however, they take longer to finish a project than [[Zone]], make lies about crappy movies that were | The Gorillaz fame was attributed to their being cartoons, however, they take longer to finish a project than [[Zone]], make lies about crappy movies that were supposed to happen five years ago, [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|and play it off like it didn't happen]], while simultaneously hinting at stuff that may or may not happen in the [[shit nobody cares about|storyline]], even though that shit wont happen either. And now that the [[Dethklok|cartoon band]] genre is not a new one, Gorillaz is pretty much the most epic cock tease in fanboy history, and is now as dead as [[zippocat]]. | ||
=="Members"== | =="Members"== | ||
[[ | [[File:SuckTheShitOutOfMyAssHole.png|thumb|Murdoc when he found out he got replace by a Powerpuff Girls villain.]] | ||
The Gorillaz have a [[gay|colorful]] cast of characters to play their "[[music]]". | The Gorillaz have a [[gay|colorful]] cast of characters to play their "[[music]]". | ||
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=== Noodle === | === Noodle === | ||
The band's [[Loli|underage]], [[Japanese]] guitarist. Noodle | The band's [[Loli|underage]], [[Japanese]] guitarist. Noodle, like many other [[animu]] characters, has the was-bred-to-be-a-<strike>sex slave</strike>-secret-weapon backstory with a side of [[drama|amnesia]]. Noodle only spoke [[Japanese]] until the [[scientist]] who created her said one of her [[trigger]] words. This magically taught her [[Engrish]], though did not give her the [[boob]]s she so wanted. | ||
Noodle | Noodle apparently [[almost died|died]] during the filming of the music video for [[Muppets|Manah Manah]]. But that story was made up to cover up the death of Jimmy Manson. This caused much [[angst]] among the fans. As it turns out, she actually escapes in a parachute, leaving Jimmy Manson to be blown up. In a strange turn of events, it's actually revealed that she did die, and the was rescued from hell by Murdoc. Though this would sound like some kinda faggotry to keep the fanbase happy, it turns out the entire rescue was a drunken delusion of Murdoc. This makes The Gorillaz one of the first trolls to be featured on MTV. They build a robot Noodle but [[noone]] cares. | ||
== "Musical Style" == | |||
As mentioned above, Gorillaz doesn't really seem to know exactly what genre they are. Some songs have a techno sound to them, others have a more classic rock feel, and some sound like classical music. [[Truth|Actually, you can usually find ''all'' the aforementioned styles in one song.]] Some fans like to excuse this art-fag nonsense by claiming the band plays [[Shit|"experimental"]] music. | |||
We would be doing you a disservice if we didn't also mention another notable aspect of the Gorillaz' "music": Many songs also have a section sung by a guest rapper, a trope which many members of the fanbase seem split on. Many like to scream that if you dislike the rapping parts, you're a "poser," "not a real fan," and all the usual nonsense that retards like to say when someone voices an opinion they disagree with. | |||
Other fans are quite vocal about the fact that the rapping segments suck. For example, many of these fans will tell you that [[Shit nobody cares about|"''Feel Good, Inc.'' would be so much better if it didn't have De La Soul's autistic scream-laughing and shit rapping in it."]] | |||
== Typical Gorillaz Faggotry == | == Typical Gorillaz Faggotry == | ||
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==Fans== | ==Fans== | ||
The band's audience are [[typical]]ly [[fag]]s in that period between sex with their [[friend]]s and [[Masturbation|masturbating]]. Most of them only like this [[shit]] band because they want to [[fuck]] them or think that any Japanese person in a band is a good band to [[Poser|wear the band's shirt from Hot Topic to prove that they love Japanese culture]]. | The band's audience are [[typical]]ly [[fag]]s in that period between sex with their [[friend]]s and [[Masturbation|masturbating]]. Most of them only like this [[shit]] band because they want to [[fuck]] them or think that any Japanese person in a band is a good band to [[Poser|wear the band's shirt from Hot Topic to prove that they love Japanese culture]]. And [[Branca|fangirls]]. | ||
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* Say they sound like some shitty techno form of [[The Beatles]]. | * Say they sound like some shitty techno form of [[The Beatles]]. | ||
* Ask what gender 2D is. | * Ask what gender 2D is. | ||
* Call Murdoc a nasty fuck. | |||
* Pretend you're in love with Russel and only refer to him as "Russel Sprout". | * Pretend you're in love with Russel and only refer to him as "Russel Sprout". | ||
* Completely [[anal|butt fuck]] the once half lulzy ED Gorillaz page (as seen above). | * Completely [[anal|butt fuck]] the once half lulzy ED Gorillaz page (as seen above). | ||
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* Say you hope they do a song with [[50 Cent]]. | * Say you hope they do a song with [[50 Cent]]. | ||
* Have a personal opinion on the band. | * Have a personal opinion on the band. | ||
* | * Say Phase 2 Noodle is a emo. | ||
* Say 2-D looks like a piece of shit. | |||
{{Music}} | {{Music}} | ||
{{Britfags}} | {{Britfags}} | ||
[[Category:Music]] | [[Category:Music]] | ||