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[[Image:Dickants.jpg|right|thumb| What Damon Albarn, the fag who started Gorillaz, does in his spare time.]]

The Gorillaz fame was attributed to their being cartoons, however, they take longer to finish a project than [[Zone]], make lies about crappy movies that were suppose to happen five years ago, [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|and play it off like it didn't happen]], while simultaneously hinting at stuff that may or may not happen in the [[shit nobody cares about|storyline]], even though that shit wont happen either. And now that the [[Dethklok|cartoon band]] genre is not a new one, Gorillaz is pretty much the most epic cock tease in fanboy history, and is now as dead as [[zippocat]].

[[Image:Gorillazmurdocunderwearz.gif|thumb|75px|left|Hung like a [[Mr. Hands|horse]].]]

The band's [[Music]], he would like to think he is the leader of the band, but everybody knows bassists can't be leaders. Like 2D, Murdoc is a complete [[fag]]; he is also an [[STD]]-ridden [[Satanist]] who lives in a Winnebago and would rather rape 2D than bathe. Murdoc is a halfassed nudist, often seen wearing nothing but underwear, both at home, and on-stage. He [[bestiality|likes animals]], as evidenced by his [[penisbird|pet crow]], Cortez, and has a tendency to use his [[KISS|unusually long tongue]] to pleasure said pet, as well as perform [[fellatio]] on 2D. He spent 10 years in a Mexican prison for not paying for the lap dances he received and during his stay, was constantly being anally raped by a chubby little [[Mexican]]. He escaped only to go right back to the strip joint.  

The band's [[fatty]] [[American]] black person drummer, Russel witnessed [[WTC]], is often possessed by his [[necrophilia|dead friends]], and sometimes totes around dead animals, which is [[some argue|supposedly]] why he has white eyes. In reality, it's because Jamie Hewlett is too busy drawing [[yaoi]] of 2D and Murdoc to be bothered with filling in Russel's eyes. It is partially Russel's fault that this band still has no fucking clue as to what music it plays. This is due to Russel bringing his rap and hip-hop buddies to their recording sessions while 2D is taking a [[fuck]] break with Murdoc.

The band's underage, [[Japanese]] guitarist. Noodle appears to be the brains of the operation, given that she is the only member of the Gorillaz that is not constantly engaged in sexual acts with her bandmates or possessed.

Noodle, like many other [[animu]] characters, has the was-bred-to-be-a-<strike>sex slave</strike>-secret-weapon backstory with a side of [[drama|amnesia]]. Noodle only spoke [[Japanese]] until the [[scientist]] who created her said one of her [[trigger]] words. This magically taught her [[Engrish]], though did not give her the [[boob]]s she so wanted.

Noodle apparently [[almost died|died]] during the filming of the music video for [[Muppets|Manah Manah]]. But that story was made up to cover up the death of Jimmy Manson. This caused much [[angst]] among the fans. As it turns out, she actually escapes in a parachute, leaving Jimmy Manson to be blown up. In a strange turn of events, it's actually revealed that she did die, and the was rescued from hell by Murdoc. Though this would sound like some kinda faggotry to keep the fanbase happy, it turns out the entire rescue was a drunken delusion of Murdoc. This makes The Gorillaz one of the first trolls to be featured on MTV. They build a robot Noodle but [[noone]] cares.

The band's audience are [[typical]]ly [[fag]]s in that period between sex with their [[friend]]s and [[Masturbation|masturbating]]. Most of them only like this [[shit]] band because they want to [[fuck]] them or think that any Japanese person in a band is a good band to [[Poser|wear their shirt to prove that they love Japanese culture]].