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[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:The_Iconoclast The Iconoclast] (AKA Jonathan M. Sweet, born September 13th 1975) is a batshit insane conspiracy theorist [[Republican|Republifuck]] and author of a series of self published novels starring protagonists he openly bases on himself. A [[hypocrite|Conservative welfare leech]], The Iconoclast spends most of his days watching children's cartoons and writing his novels and cartoons. He has a drug addict brother, who assists him in his self published comic series, 'The Belch Dimension Comics', starring a protagonist also named [[Chris Chan| Johnathan Sweet]]. [[Image:01-00.jpg|thumb|right|The front page of his first comic]] His main obsessions are The Disney Channel, being reinstated at the shitty college paper that rightfully fired him 15 years ago, sneezing, and anything that comes out of his ass. He also posts across the internet as "Haggis McCrablice," "Dr. Belch," and "Fekul the Baby."

Johnathan had an idyllic childhood, playing in trash piles with his brother (who later became a crack addict, go figure), and dodging bullets. Although he constantly complains on his blog about his younger brother stealing his hot pockets and making fun of him (at one point saying that he [http://www.gamespot.com/users/Fekul_the_Baby/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-25531058 fantasizes] about murdering him), he fails to recognize that he wouldn't have to put up with his little brother if he moved out of his parents' house.

[[Forever|Currently]] Johnathan lives in the Missouri Bootheel aka the middle of bumfuck nowhere, and spends most of his days watching children's cartoons such as Kim Possible on 'ObamaTV' (his name for the free cable box he was given, he apparently only gets 2 channels, and insists that under a Republican system he would have more), and taking screenshots of the fetish fuel he finds on it (he actually gets five channels, but [http://usaspatriot.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=fight&thread=769&page=34#309355 doesn't count] the other three because they're "controlled by liberals").

The highlight of his life was his short time at Arkansas State University, where they allowed him to work on the campus paper. Plagiarizing an article on the TV rating systems from Saturday Night Live led to this education being cut short, and him being thrown out of the college. Being a journalist was the only thing that mattered to him, and he has never forgiven his bosses, even after nearly 15 years. He now claims that his expulsion was a liberal conspiracy theory, that the SNL sketch in question never existed and that, somehow, the tv ratings themselves are to blame and are an evil piece of legislation that, if revoked, would somehow get him back into school and prove him right. When confronted with [http://www.buddytv.com/saturday-night-live/season-22/kevin-spacey-beck-10.aspx evidence]that the sketch exists, he claims that it must be fabricated and that [http://www.tv.com/users/Fekul_the_Baby/profile.php?action=show_blog&entry=m-100-24628552 "I haven't seen it, so it doesn't exist.] All this despite the fact that, according to a [http://www.freewebs.com/welcometolemora/25redyellowandblue.htm letter] from an editor at the newspaper, ''which he posted on his site under the claims that he was framed'', he confessed to plagiarism when originally asked and did not try to contest the accusation at the time. He also claims that, even if he had plagiarized, he shouldn't be punished because the original writers of the material would never have found out. Of course, he also gives as [http://usaspatriot.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=newswire&thread=1069&page=6#310135 advice] to writers: "Co-opt others' ideas if you must, but put your own stamp on them and improve on the original. Soon people will tire of their false prophets and follow you." Which is plagiarism.

A large part of the past 15 years has been spent trying to get back into college:

Johnathan also has a healthy interest in women. Apparently a woman he "dated" briefly (in college, of course) was the target of his stalking for a long period of time, to the point of providing her name, phone number, and address on his website so that everyone can call her and tell her to date him. As with his expulsion from college, he believes that if he can date her again (despite being nearly 40), everything will be exactly as it used to be. When questioned about his behavior, he [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/User_talk:DrShoggoth#Setting_the_record_straight replied]:

As well as his self insert novels, Johnathan also draws and writes a horribly drawn, racist comic called The Belch Dimension. The main character, also called Johnathan Sweet, is a stick figure wearing a cape, and a hat with buttons on it, apparently. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:The_Iconoclast#.3D.3D_The_Belch_Dimension_Comics_.3D.3D| Here] is a list of his horrible comics.

{{quote| your typical liberal moron who talks out of both sides of his mouth and basically says 'Well, I sort of liked this guy until I figured out a way to stuff him into my Party-approved, pre-pressed leftist template for a conservative, and then that made it okay for me to hate him.| Johnathan, discussing the author and being a hypocrite }}

[[Image:[[Image:Iconoracist.jpg|thumb|left|Iconoclast is not politically progressive.]]

Johnathan has dedicated a large amount of his thinking to politics, and though he says he's a Right winger, what his politics actually are seem nothing less than bashing Liberals. He accuses people he dislikes to be Liberals, such as [[Chris Chan]], while believing that those on his side are hardcore republicans like himself. He does all this while living on government welfare and watching his free cable. In his mind, Sweet sees himself as a Rush Limbaugh, or Glenn Beck, whereas the reality is he is a [[Glenn Beck|retarded hick spouting nonsense]] and [[Rush Limbaugh|liberal bashing for no reason]].  

Similarly, in his mind all conservatives are right about everything. He idolizes Rush Limbaugh, a drug addict, while simultaneously decrying the "[http://www.gamespot.com/users/Fekul_the_Baby/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-25657824 the dirty mutant hippie drug subculture]" (who are ''also'' somehow responsible for him not being allowed into college). The fact that Mark Foley sexually harassed teenage boys? [http://www.tv.com/users/Fekul_the_Baby/profile.php?action=show_blog&entry=m-100-24720586 Probably just a liberal conspiracy]-- ''just like the liberals did to him!'' (Yes, Sweet here decides that the best possible reaction to an announcement that a conservative politician is a child molester is to say that they have a lot in common). Bob Dylan's his favorite musician, but he probably believes whole-heartedly that ''Highway 61 Revisited'' is a protest album in support of Barry Goldwater.

[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/User:The_Iconoclast Setting up a Cwcki account] (yet never contributing, except to hate Liberals), he now considers himself a member of the trolling community. The irony, is that Chris Chan is superior to Johnathan in almost every way. He is younger, better at drawing and finished college. In his own, retarded way, Chris forgave Mary Lee Walsh after two years, three if you stop counting after Slaweel Ryam was written out of the comic. Johnathan held onto his grudge for fifteen years and wrote six novels and over 30 comics about it. In fifteen years he never found a new target for his anger and continues his retarded crusade.

*[http://www.freewebs.com/smokingcatcomicsandcollectibles/bdcthumbnailgallery.htm His Website, I hope you like balloons floating all over your screen. Johnathan sure does.]