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'''BME''', the [http://www.bmezine.com '''Body Modification Ezine'''], is a collection of pictures and [[shit]] like that posted by people who like to [[tattoo]], [[pierce]], and scar their bodies. It was founded by a Confederate apologist. [http://www.metafilter.com/49480/I-Pledge-Allegiance-to-the-Confederate-States#1222181] The site claims that it "contains the personal experiences of thousands of people all over the planet, in photo and text form. It serves to document the activities of the body modification community in as complete a fashion as possible." Actually, it is a good source for shock images as well as for occasional [[lulz]]. And [[fap]]ping material, if you're into seeing guys getting their dicks cut off. Watching the [http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv bmevideo3.wmv] video will cause you many sleepless nights and lulz, you will have been contaminated and will want to show it to someone else so they can share in your pain. Much like AIDS. '''"Eat[ing] the shit of AIDS infected people, directly from their diapers" and injecting the semen from strangers' used condoms into your hacked off breasts is also a pastime featured on <s>[http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20080227.html BME]'''</s> [404'd] | '''BME''', the [http://www.bmezine.com '''Body Modification Ezine'''] [https://web.archive.org/web/20050614082058/http://www.bmezine.com/ '''(archive)'''], is a collection of pictures and [[shit]] like that posted by people who like to [[tattoo]], [[pierce]], and scar their bodies. It was founded by a Confederate apologist. [http://www.metafilter.com/49480/I-Pledge-Allegiance-to-the-Confederate-States#1222181] The site claims that it "contains the personal experiences of thousands of people all over the planet, in photo and text form. It serves to document the activities of the body modification community in as complete a fashion as possible." Actually, it is a good source for shock images as well as for occasional [[lulz]]. And [[fap]]ping material, if you're into seeing guys getting their dicks cut off. Watching the [http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv bmevideo3.wmv] video will cause you many sleepless nights and lulz, you will have been contaminated and will want to show it to someone else so they can share in your pain. Much like AIDS. '''"Eat[ing] the shit of AIDS infected people, directly from their diapers" and injecting the semen from strangers' used condoms into your hacked off breasts is also a pastime featured on <s>[http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20080227.html BME]'''</s> [404'd] | ||
Which, when you think about it, is kind of like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. | Which, when you think about it, is kind of like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. | ||
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[[Image:BME Vidya.jpg|thumb|right|A truly hardcore gamer]] | [[Image:BME Vidya.jpg|thumb|right|A truly hardcore gamer]] | ||
[[Image:Failcock.png|thumb|right|Hay guise! Wanna guess my [[9000|spiritual level]]?]] | [[Image:Failcock.png|thumb|right|Hay guise! Wanna guess my [[9000|spiritual level]]?]] | ||
[[File:Dickstretch.jpg|thumb|OH GOD WHY]] | |||
[[File:Split log01.jpg|thumb|[[goggles|ZE GOGGLES]] DO NUSSINK!!1]] | |||
Even though BME is chock-full of photos of [http://news.bmezine.com/2008/03/11/de-fingered-finger-amputation-interviews-in-bmenews-publishers-ring/ self-amputation] and [http://news.bmezine.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/pubring/people/A10101/gelding.html guys cutting their own nuts off], the site owners are kind enough to warn that: | Even though BME is chock-full of photos of [http://news.bmezine.com/2008/03/11/de-fingered-finger-amputation-interviews-in-bmenews-publishers-ring/ self-amputation] and [http://news.bmezine.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/pubring/people/A10101/gelding.html guys cutting their own nuts off], the site owners are kind enough to warn that: | ||
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The "Body Mod" community manages to achieve the impossible and reign as the undisputed whiniest goddamn subculture on the [[internets]]. Their blog is an endless parade of pathetic [[attention whores]] drooling all over each other to exclaim how wonderful and [[special]] someone's latest [[penis]] chopping or [[penis]] [[tattoo]] or [[penis]]-shaped piercing is. These same people will [[stalk]] random message boards, looking for anyone who dares make fun of their idiotic body "art," frequently using stock flames such as "hey man, it's HIS body! What right do you have to [[judge]] getting [[Britney Spears]] drawn on his ass?" | The "Body Mod" community manages to achieve the impossible and reign as the undisputed whiniest goddamn subculture on the [[internets]]. Their blog is an endless parade of pathetic [[attention whores]] drooling all over each other to exclaim how wonderful and [[special]] someone's latest [[penis]] chopping or [[penis]] [[tattoo]] or [[penis]]-shaped piercing is. These same people will [[stalk]] random message boards, looking for anyone who dares make fun of their idiotic body "art," frequently using stock flames such as "hey man, it's HIS body! What right do you have to [[judge]] getting [[Britney Spears]] drawn on his ass?" | ||
The reason for this internets [[rage]] stems from the fact that members of the Body Mod [[Klan]] made the fatal mistake of joining a [[cult]] that can't be easily left - [[Emos]] can cut their hair. [[Goths]] can wipe off the makeup. [[Furries]] can take the dog out of their ass. But the [[idiot]] who got [[Super Mario]] tattooed across his back is stuck with it. | The reason for this internets [[rage]] stems from the fact that members of the Body Mod [[Klan]] made the fatal mistake of joining a [[cult]] that can't be easily left - [[Emos]] can cut their hair. [[Goths]] can wipe off the makeup. [[Furries]] can take the dog out of their ass. But the [[idiot]] who got [[Super Mario]] tattooed across his back is stuck with it. Epic fail, multiple lulz. See also [[Shemale]]. | ||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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* [[Shock sites]] | * [[Shock sites]] | ||
* [[Sound docking]] | * [[Sound docking]] | ||
* [[Dennis Avner]] | |||
* [[Transgendered]] | * [[Transgendered]] | ||
== Mind-Destroying External Links == | == Mind-Destroying External Links == | ||
<div class="blink" style="color:red;"><b>GENERAL EXHIBITION! WORKSAFE AND POTENTIALLY HUMOROUS CONTENT! SERIOUSLY, SHOW YOUR KIDS!!!!1</b></div> | |||
* [http://www.bmevideo.com/ BMEVideo Website] | * [http://www.bmevideo.com/ BMEVideo Website] | ||