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| <div id="mpbanner" style="text-align:center; font-size:110%"><div style="width: 100%; background-color:#fff7cb; padding: .2em 0; border: 1px solid #ffad80; color: #000; margin-top:+.2em">'''[http://bebo.com/edofficial ED's official Bebo page] is now accepting Bebo death cult requests.'''
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| [[Image:StyledBebo.PNG|thumb|Is it just me?]] | | [[Image:StyledBebo.PNG|thumb|Is it just me?]] |
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| *[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=8460159370 Pedo-Bear] | | *[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=8460159370 Pedo-Bear] |
| *[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=9522453848 Mo Lester] | | *[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=9522453848 Mo Lester] |
| *[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=5391118664 Hank Palooka] | | |
| | ==List of Closeted Homosexuals== |
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| | *[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=5391118664 Hank Palooka] |
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| ==OH SHIIIIII-== | | ==OH SHIIIIII-== |
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| Bebo is known to have easy targets for trolling, such as the infamous [[Fail|Chris Falconer]], who often spammed numerous debate-orientated groups with his [[Emo|Socialist]] rhetoric and finally had enough when a certain user [[Lulzcow|caught him with his pants down]] and as a result he permanently [[Pussy|fucked off]] due to being pwned too hard. It should also be noted that Chris' mother is a nigger and his girlfriend has more grease on her face than a McDonald's grill. | | Bebo is known to have easy targets for trolling, such as the infamous [[Fail|Chris Falconer]], who often spammed numerous debate-orientated groups with his [[Emo|Socialist]] rhetoric and finally had enough when a certain user [[Lulzcow|caught him with his pants down]] and as a result he permanently [[Pussy|fucked off]] due to being pwned too hard. It should also be noted that Chris' mother is a nigger and his girlfriend has more grease on her face than a McDonald's grill. |
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| *[https://twitter.com/ChrisRF999 Chris' Twitter] | | *{{twitter|ChrisRF999}} |
| | *{{fb|731799386|Chris' Facebook}} |
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| ===Sare Heed=== | | ===Sare Heed=== |
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| Another infamous user would be [[Fucktard|Sare Heed]], a 30 year old [[Junkie|drug user]] who openly admitted to being a dole-sponger and [[Fail|proud of it]], and when Hank Palooka trolled him to [[An hero|death]] he threatened to [[Internet tough guy|beat his ass]], the result was a barrage of lulz which only made poor Sare Heed more [[Emo|frustrated]]. | | Another infamous user would be [[Fucktard|Sare Heed]], a 30 year old [[Junkie|drug user]] who openly admitted to being a dole-sponger and [[Fail|proud of it]], and when Hank Palooka trolled him to [[An hero|death]] he threatened to [[Internet tough guy|beat his ass]], the result was a barrage of lulz which only made poor Sare Heed more [[Emo|frustrated]]. |
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| ===Michael McHugh (Lord Syko)===
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| [[File:41534tyrtyt27l.jpg|right|thumb|240px|Lord Syko following in his father's footsteps]]
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| On the 19th of June, 1992, in Londonderry, [[Great_Britain|Great Britain]], a child called Michael McHugh was born to alcoholics Trish Kindelan and her husband. Lord Syko suffered a troubled childhood at the hands of his drunk father, who would come home each night and beat his wife and son. Diagnosed with [[Aspergers_Syndrome|autism]] at the age of 6, Lord Syko would have great difficultly socially interacting with the local children in the [[Carlton|Carlton Drive]] area of Strabane, Great Britain.
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| Lord Syko was raised a Catholic and attended Holy Cross College in Strabane. After being bullied in school and failing numerous subjects - like math and English, Lord Syko decided to deliberately get expelled from school by behaving disruptively and telling teachers to "fuck off". Eventually, this act of rebellion against authority gave birth to his rebellious attitude that would eventually evolve him into being an [[Anarchy|anarchist]]. Lord Syko would attempt to preach about his beliefs, but, usually, would end up praising America and agreeing with everything his capitalist idol and lover Hank Palooka would say.
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| Sometime in 2009, Lord Syko would become a full-time Bebo devotee and spent most of his day on a group called Debate Central. On there, Lord Syko would, again, find himself the victim of bullying as he would arrogantly proclaim that he had an excellent understanding of [[Psychology|psychology]], a brilliant grasp of the [[English|English language]] - despite his inability to know when to punctuate his sentences, usage of TXT SPEK and frequently use words out of context - and he believed he could manipulate all this to "accomplish the task of trolling". Of course, this all completely backfired as Lord Syko would succumb to the trolling antics of other Debate Central members: The Screaming Ninja, [[Jesus|Second Coming]], Slicker Than Your Average, many others lesser-known trolls and even [[Failtroll#What_Trolling_is_not|AFX/Mirror Man/Anne-Marie]].
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| Even though Lord Syko has been bullied by nearly every chav in Strabane, he considered himself "cool", "hip" and "down with the times" due to his recreational drug-abusing lifestyle and passion for [[Metal_music|heavy metal]] music. Irrespective being an anti-capitalist and an atheist, Lord Syko worships corporate nu metal band [[Slipknot|Shitknot]] and was too stupid to notice the irony of it all. While only just turned 17 years old, Lord Syko would also claim he isn't a virgin, even though he spend most of his days on Bebo or playing computer games like Call of Duty, Metal Gear Solid and [[World of Warcraft|World of Warcraft]]. Not one single person on Debate Central believed he has had consensual sex with the opposite sex.
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| The hypocrisy didn't stop there, it was also reveled Lord Syko's mother received financial assistance from the British government despite Lord Syko being an anti-statist. Further controversy would arise when Lord would claim to be entitled to these welfare payments due him being diagnosed with autism even though Lord Syko was attending a normal public school with the normal kids of Strabane. The controversy continued when - at the age of 16 - Lord Syko admitted his addiction to Jack Daniels whiskey and cannabis - all, of course, paid for by the tax-payer as his mother would give him the money she received off the state for having a retarded son.
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| Lord Syko considers himself to be Irish, but many believe this is a ploy to make him eligible for welfare in the [[Ireland|Republic of Ireland]]. It is clear Lord Syko is loyal to his British identity as he is more than content to claim welfare off the British government despite the Irish welfare system being substantially more generous.
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| As of May 2013, it is apparent Lord Syko is still doing nothing with his life, as he was found indulging in his old habits of sitting on Bebo at 5 a.m. and at 11 a.m. on weekdays.
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| *[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3767777293 Lord Syko's Bebo]
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| *{{fb|825904319|Lord Syko's facebook}}
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| *{{ytuser|opethfan92|Lord Syko's YouTube account}}
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| ==Conspiracy fags== | | ==Conspiracy fags== |
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| ==Bebo death notice== | | ==Bebo death notice== |
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| And now it's being shut down probably [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8606379.stm]. | | And now it's being <s>shut down probably</s> [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8606379.stm] sold, redesigned and then sold again. Following in the footsteps of [[MySpace|another struggling social network]], Bebo's first order of business was to break all the backlinks built up over the course of several years. |
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| *[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4086078045] [[Incest|Country Boys]] group | | *[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4086078045] [[Incest|Country Boys]] group |
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