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The clitoris is the most sensitive part of the human body, containing 8,000 times more nerve endings than the male Penis. In developmental biology this developed from a [[futa|woman's equivalent to a cock]], but because as women are of course inferior to men, theirs are smaller and infinitely more sensitive, but when stimulated it can drive a girl to the state of near-insanity and absolute euphoria. A never-ending cycle that is [[sex]] | The '''clitoris''' is the most sensitive part of the human body, containing 8,000 times more nerve endings than the male Penis. In developmental biology this developed from a [[futa|woman's equivalent to a cock]], but because as women are of course inferior to men, theirs are smaller and infinitely more sensitive, but when stimulated it can drive a girl to the state of near-insanity and absolute euphoria. A never-ending cycle that is [[sex]] | ||
{{quote|The world is divided into three categories of men:<br> those who know where the clitoris is,<br> those who don’t, and those who are still looking.<br> Most men worldwide fall into the last two categories.| | {{quote|The world is divided into three categories of men:<br> those who know where the clitoris is,<br> those who don’t, and those who are still looking.<br> Most men worldwide fall into the last two categories.| | ||
the first category represents men who are [[batshit crazy]]. Everyone else is mostly sane.}} | the first category represents men who are [[batshit crazy]]. Everyone else is mostly sane.}} | ||
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==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
* The Spanish name for the Clitoris is [[Chupacabra|El Chupacabra]], or goat sucker. Legend has it that a clitoris once sucked the blood out of a goat, or [[whatever]]. | * The Spanish name for the Clitoris is [[Chupacabra|El Chupacabra]], or goat sucker. Legend has it that a clitoris once sucked the blood out of a goat, or [[whatever]]. | ||
* It | * Because the female spotted hyena's clitoris is 90% the size of the male spotted hyena's penis, their clitoris is called a "pseudo-penis", and they urinate, mate, and giving birth through it. Giving birth through this enlarged erectile clitoris is really like [[mpreg|giving birth through your penis]]: | ||
{{Squote|Her clitoris, which contains the birthing canal, protrudes 7 inches from her body. [...] "It's really weird genitalia, but it seems to work. Although giving birth through a 'penis' isn't a trivial problem." The clitoris' birth canal is only an inch in diameter, and the tissue often tears as a 2-pound cub squeezes through the narrow opening. The rip can be fatal, as evidenced by the high death rate for first-time mothers|[http://www.livescience.com/699-painful-realities-hyena-sex.html "The Painful Realities of Hyena Sex"] at livescience.com}} | |||
: The female spotted hyena also has a "pseudo-scrotum".[https://books.google.com/books?id=11f2zMjqqVkC&pg=PA2023&hl=en#v=onepage&q&f=false] Female spotted hyenas have ballsacks; they are fucking weird. | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File:Pussy prolapse.jpg|[[Your mom]]'s clitoris | File:Pussy prolapse.jpg|[[Your mom]]'s clitoris | ||
File:Mike_lit.jpg|Beware a clit on the property bladder | File:Mike_lit.jpg|Beware a clit on the property bladder | ||
File:Clitoris-Discovered-DeepThroat.png|Doctors have found the clitoris is more often located deep within the throat. | |||
File:Misogynist lulz.jpg|A clit collector | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Cock]] - VERY self-evident | * [[Cock]] - VERY self-evident | ||
*[[Cunt]] | * [[Cunt]] | ||
*[[Ejaculate]] | * [[Ejaculate]] | ||
*[[Circumcision#Female circumcision|Female Circumcision]] | * [[Circumcision#Female circumcision|Female Circumcision]] | ||
*[[Feminism]] | * [[Feminism]] | ||
{{sex}} | {{sex}} | ||