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imported>Deadpriest (I got whore confused with nun, so have some heavily distorted drum and bass (I think that's what it is, dunno what else you'd call it (noisecore? industrial noisecore?). Still, fucking cool eh?)) |
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Revision as of 15:39, 15 May 2015
![Surfing for Christ.](/images/e/e7/Nun.jpg)
Someone who doesn't ever have sex. Nuns claim that this is because they are married to God, or some shit like that. It's usually because nuns are ugly. Porn tells us that all nuns are bisexual, are secretly asking for it, are into BDSM the sexual acts depicted in Church of Fudge, and are pretty damn hot under their robes, despite their giant, unshaven seventies style bush. They're freaky like that. Yeah.
Nuns Have Powers
Nuns have powers. Do not irritate a nun. Some of these powers include:
- Ruler-slapping
- Praying
- Flying
- Invisibility
- Immortality
- Manifesting Jesus
They are also in cahoots with God and will kill your family if you displease them, or just run your ass over.
![Definitely an hero now.](/images/9/90/Nunapwnedhim.jpg)
On The Other Hand
![She can beat me any time.](/images/b/b7/Bondage_nun.jpg)