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A '''talk page''' is a wiki contributor's best friend. Talk pages are great for explaining reasoning, having [[flame wars|conversations]] and giving much needed guidance, information and the such. Lazy [[Wikipedians]] often use talk pages to attempt to get other Wikipedians to add something that they want to an article, but are too lazy to do themselves. 99.9% of the time, these requests are completely ignored.


A '''talk page''' is a wiki contributor's best friend. Talk pages are great for explaining reasoning, having [[flame wars|conversations]] and giving well needed guidance, information and the such.
==Examples of Wikipedia User Page Requests==
 
These are real Wikipedia user page requests, modified to protect the slothful:
Lazy Wikipedians often use the Wikipedia talk pages to attempt to get other Wikipedians to add something to the article that they want in the article, but are too indolent to add themselves. A favorite of [[fake editor]]s.
 
*Section only provides one view of the debate...The author provided their own interpretation of the events and [http://en.wikipedia:NPOV not an unbiased view]. Comments like something is "hard to understand" imply a position; please revise this.
99.9999987 % of the time these requests are completely ignored.
*This article is biased and needs [[wikipedia:WP:NPOV|NPOV]] correction.  
*This article needs a picture
*...link needed: Article lacks even a footnote citing....
*The rumor that the (game (whether lost or otherwise)) was banned in Germany has been debunked by (this site). Therefore this needs to be changed or removed. ''(grammar and spelling corrected)''


Examples ''(Real Wikipedia user page requests, modified to protect the slothful)'':
==ED Talk Pages==
:*Section only provides one view of the debate...The author provided their own interpretation of the events and [http://en.wikipedia:NPOV not a unbiased view]. Comments like something is "hard to understand" imply a position...Please revise this.
:*This article is biased and needs [[wikipedia:WP:NPOV|NPOV]] correction.
:*This article needs a picture
:*...link needed: Article lacks even a footnote citing....
:*The rumor that the (game (whether lost or otherwise)) was banned in Germany has been debunked by (this site). Therefore this needs to be changed or removed. ''(grammar and spelling corrected)''


==ED talk pages==
Talk pages on [[ED]] should be used appropriately. User Talk pages should be used for conversing between users, be it reprimand, information or general conversation. Article Talk pages should be used for discussion of the article/topic itself, either while the article is protected or when requesting [[moar]].
Talk pages on [[ED]] should be used appropriately. User Talk pages should be used for conversing between users, be it reprimand, information or general conversation. Article Talk pages should be used for discussion of the article/topic itself, either while the article is protected or when requesting [[moar]].


==Talk page etiquette==
===Talk Page Etiquette===
*Users should always sign (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) any comments they make. This should go at the end of the final word of your comment, for clarity.
*'''Sign''' your comments with four tidles <nowiki>(~~~~)</nowiki>. Your signature should always be on the same line as the message text.
*When replying to a comment, always use a <big><big>" <nowiki> *</nowiki> "</big></big> (an asterisk) to indent and keep talk pages readable.
*When '''replying''' to a comment, use the asterisk <nowiki>"*"</nowiki> to indent and keep discussion pages readable.
*Add a new heading <nowiki>(== Title ==)</nowiki> for new topics being added to the talk page.
*Always use the "+" (not the edit button) button at the top of the page to generate a new section header. This will be the start of the new discussion.
*Never remove someone else's comments or [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blank]] others' talk pages. This is punishable by [[IN THE ASS|ass rape]].
*'''Do not''' remove somebody else's comments from talk pages or blank/vandalize other people's talk pages. This is punishable by [[ass rape]].
:*The only acceptable reason for removing comments is if you are archiving them. In which case, you must create the new archive and provide a link to the archive easily viewable at the top of your page so people can easily locate their past comments.
**The only acceptable reason for removing comments is if you are archiving them. In which case, you must create the new archive and provide a link to the archive easily viewed at the top of your page so people can easily locate their past comments.
*New headings go at the bottom of the talk page. New comments under an existing heading go at the bottom of that heading.
*New headings go at the bottom of the talk page. New comments under an existing heading go at the bottom of that heading.
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Latest revision as of 01:43, 21 July 2016

A talk page is a wiki contributor's best friend. Talk pages are great for explaining reasoning, having conversations and giving much needed guidance, information and the such. Lazy Wikipedians often use talk pages to attempt to get other Wikipedians to add something that they want to an article, but are too lazy to do themselves. 99.9% of the time, these requests are completely ignored.

Examples of Wikipedia User Page Requests

These are real Wikipedia user page requests, modified to protect the slothful:

  • Section only provides one view of the debate...The author provided their own interpretation of the events and not an unbiased view. Comments like something is "hard to understand" imply a position; please revise this.
  • This article is biased and needs NPOV correction.
  • This article needs a picture
  • ...link needed: Article lacks even a footnote citing....
  • The rumor that the (game (whether lost or otherwise)) was banned in Germany has been debunked by (this site). Therefore this needs to be changed or removed. (grammar and spelling corrected)

ED Talk Pages

Talk pages on ED should be used appropriately. User Talk pages should be used for conversing between users, be it reprimand, information or general conversation. Article Talk pages should be used for discussion of the article/topic itself, either while the article is protected or when requesting moar.

Talk Page Etiquette

  • Sign your comments with four tidles (~~~~). Your signature should always be on the same line as the message text.
  • When replying to a comment, use the asterisk "*" to indent and keep discussion pages readable.
  • Always use the "+" (not the edit button) button at the top of the page to generate a new section header. This will be the start of the new discussion.
  • Do not remove somebody else's comments from talk pages or blank/vandalize other people's talk pages. This is punishable by ass rape.
    • The only acceptable reason for removing comments is if you are archiving them. In which case, you must create the new archive and provide a link to the archive easily viewed at the top of your page so people can easily locate their past comments.
  • New headings go at the bottom of the talk page. New comments under an existing heading go at the bottom of that heading.

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