Crybaby

LiveJournal is vastly improved when you realize this is the secret 'mood' for every single entry.

No more tears.

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Where tears go

Spoiled whores make the best crybabies

A blown up version of an icon made for a certain LJ user

The proper form for crybabies

One who cries in a manner comparable to a baby. This term usually applies to butthurt faggots, this term is often used online to describe losers who have been trolled and can't handle the heat. This is usually said in the form of "go cry", which means nobody fucking cares, despite the fact that the internet is The Internet is serious business.

History

Babies have been crying for almost as long as we've been giving birth to them. They never stop crying because they're babies. This is, quite literally, what a crybaby is - it's someone who never stops crying. If you feed them then they cry because they're sleepy, if you put them to bed then they cry because they shat themselves, if you change their diaper then they cry because John Kerry really wasn't the right person to run for presidency regardless of how much of a walkover the 2004 election seemed.

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Using Crybaby In Conversation

• During political debate: "Still proving you are a crybaby. All I have to say is up your arse too ya moron. It's sheeple like you that blindly believe. And it's sheeple like you that will be the downfall of this nation."
• While discussing class struggles: "What I am convinced of is that you are a crybaby. And that when confronted with the truth you squirm like a worm. Don't get upset though."
• When trying to get laid: "never, ever tell her that she is a crybaby. she probably already knows this. in my experience, being told you are a crybaby and to stop crying will NEVER help. even if that is what you think."
• In a friendly farewell: "You are nothing but a fat fucks republitard who has been owned so many times. You spew all your shits about giving to charities yet that gives you a blank check to act like a fuckingss assholes here. You are a useless piece of shit that contributes nothing to society or here. You are a crybaby who leaves in a temper tantrum. Nobody likes you here. Your post are always ignored. You are like the fat little bratty kid always screaming for attention. STFUss already!!!!"
• At parties: "YOU ARE A CRYBABY! I WILL SHIT IN YOUR BREAKFAST CEREAL, SPACE DOUCHE!"
• YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG: When a feminist is losing an argument on the internet against a man (100% of the time as the man usually refute her bullshit with facts or ED articles), She mistakenly will try to hide her butthurt by saying she enjoys bathing on or drinking the "Male Tears" of the people who are trying to refuting her. If that happens, please refer her to the accurate jargon definition of the term, and see how many times she will cry RAPE, PATRIARCHY, TRIGGER and MISOGYNY as she tries to block or get you banned.

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  Dry those tears.

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  This one deserves it.

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  This is probably the biggest baby in this gallery!

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  Who you gonna call?

Famous Internet Crybabies

• Brianna Wu
• cheese1997
• Flardox
• Jonathan McIntosh
• Mediacrat
• Nayzak
• Clayranger89
• Furfag
• Snapesnogger
• Kaoru Yuuka
• Starblade
• Stephen Fry

See Also

• Pussybitch
• User:PBF
• Incontinent Student Bodies
• Offended
• Suicide
• Butthurt
• Waaaambulance
• Sob story
• Drama queen
• Love You Forever
• Trigger Warning