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Besides being a quicker way to that big promotion, a blowjob has also been shown in various studies to be a more effective way for [[fat]] chicks to get laid. Many of these studies were done during the [[Clinton]] Administration. For [[anorexic]] girls, semen consumption provides assorted proteins and lastly, a forced blowjob makes any women learn her place.
Besides being a quicker way to that big promotion, a blowjob has also been shown in various studies to be a more effective way for [[fat]] chicks to get laid. Many of these studies were done during the [[Clinton]] Administration. For [[anorexic]] girls, semen consumption provides assorted proteins and lastly, a forced blowjob makes any women learn her place.


==Gallery==
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Image:Taking good care of a penis.jpg|Best fellatio is [[kawaii]] fellatio! :3
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Image:Cucumber Fellatio.jpg|Jack (played by Jimmy Kimmel) and Janet fellate a cucumber in this remake of Three's Company.
File:Taking good care of a penis.jpg|Best fellatio is [[kawaii]] fellatio! :3
Image:Blowjo.jpg|A very good bj.
File:Cucumber Fellatio.jpg|Jack (played by Jimmy Kimmel) and Janet fellate a cucumber in this remake of Three's Company.
Image:Sisterhelp.jpg|Dirty [[cockmongler|bitches]] love cock.
File:Blowjo.jpg|A very good bj.
Image:1blowjob-1-.jpg|This is what's really going on during a deepthroat.
File:Sisterhelp.jpg|Dirty [[cockmongler|bitches]] love cock.
File:1blowjob-1-.jpg|This is what's really going on during a deepthroat.
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File:Stupidblowy.jpg|She tried to deep throat it and split her soft palette.
File:Stupidblowy.jpg|She tried to deep throat it and split her soft palette.
Image:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] has sucked ALL the cocks.
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] has sucked ALL the cocks.
Image:Claudia thorn cock gag.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn|Claudia Thorn]] maintains she is NOT a trashy cockwhore.
File:Claudia thorn cock gag.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn|Claudia Thorn]] maintains she is NOT a trashy cockwhore.
Image:Misty Deepthroat.jpg|[[WWOEC|Artist]] depiction of cartoon deepthroat.
File:Misty Deepthroat.jpg|[[WWOEC|Artist]] depiction of cartoon deepthroat.
Image:Suckmycock.jpg|Lol, [[TOW]].
File:Suckmycock.jpg|Lol, [[TOW]].
Image:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] sucks cock daily.
File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] sucks cock daily.
Image:Handjob00.jpg|A handjob is [[A cat is fine too|fine too]]
File:Handjob00.jpg|A handjob is [[A cat is fine too|fine too]]
Image:Monkeywiener.jpg|Animals do it [[Daft Punk|harder, better, faster, stronger]].
File:Monkeywiener.jpg|Animals do it [[Daft Punk|harder, better, faster, stronger]].
Image:Sick_grandma_sex.jpg|[[lemon party|Grandma NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]]
File:Sick_grandma_sex.jpg|[[lemon party|Grandma NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]]
Image:Blowjob tattoo.jpg
File:Blowjob tattoo.jpg
Image:Institute of oral love.jpg
File:Institute of oral love.jpg
Image:First dates.jpg
File:First dates.jpg
Image:Fellatio_-_Clinton.jpg
File:Fellatio_-_Clinton.jpg
Image:Epic_bj.jpg|AND she doesn't have any teeth!!
File:Epic_bj.jpg|AND she doesn't have any teeth!!
Image:Men and women's brains understanding each other.jpg
File:Men and women's brains understanding each other.jpg
Image:Blowjob.jpg|'''BLOWJORB'''
File:Blowjob.jpg|'''BLOWJORB'''
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File:DoingItWrongBJ.jpg
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File:Suckifatdick.jpg
Image:Suckifatdick.jpg
File:Crosseyebj.jpg|Cock eyed redefined
Image:Crosseyebj.jpg|Cock eyed redefined
File:Cocknose.jpg|Forcing [[retard]]s into oral isn't [[doing it wrong|wrong]] in some [[Israel|countries]].
Image:Cocknose.jpg|Forcing [[retard]]s into oral isn't [[doing it wrong|wrong]] in some [[Israel|countries]].
File:Dalefellatio.png|[[King of the Hill]] [[doing it wrong|DOING IT WRONG]].
Image:Dalefellatio.png|[[King of the Hill]] [[doing it wrong|DOING IT WRONG]].
File:Skullfuckwrong.jpg|
Image:Skullfuckwrong.jpg|
File:Kosher_fellatio.jpg|Jew blowjob.
Image:Kosher_fellatio.jpg|Jew blowjob.
File:Detention.jpg|Don't try it at [[school]], kiddo! (Or at least post it on [http://cgi.4chan.org/b/ /b/])
Image:Detention.jpg|Don't try it at [[school]], kiddo! (Or at least post it on [http://cgi.4chan.org/b/ /b/])
File:Iamthejoker.jpg|those lips aren't just for looks.
Image:Iamthejoker.jpg|those lips aren't just for looks.
File:Wasteofagoodartist_rustehc.jpg|Almost but not quite a blowjob. Also, furry.
Image:Wasteofagoodartist_rustehc.jpg|Almost but not quite a blowjob. Also, furry.
File:Horn Mouth.jpg|It's like a [[LOL WUT|reverse blowjob]], but it kills you.
Image:Horn Mouth.jpg|It's like a [[LOL WUT|reverse blowjob]], but it kills you.
File:Cheerupblowjob.jpg
Image:Cheerupblowjob.jpg
File:Horny Panties.PNG|That's one pair of horny underpants.
Image:Horny Panties.PNG|That's one pair of horny underpants.
File:Mouth fuck robot.jpg|Hey Ladies!
Image:Mouth fuck robot.jpg|Hey Ladies!
File:Blowjobs prevent cancer.jpg|[[Some argue]] that [[fact|swallowing may prevent breast cancer.]]
Image:Blowjobs prevent cancer.jpg|[[Some argue]] that [[fact|swallowing may prevent breast cancer.]]
File:Zangiefcum.JPG|Looks like Zangief can't swallow ''all'' of that.
Image:Zangiefcum.JPG|Looks like Zangief can't swallow ''all'' of that.
File:Pixelblowjob.jpg|You go girl!
Image:Pixelblowjob.jpg|You go girl!
File:stg.jpg|Complete with squarish cum. See: [[Gloom]]
Image:stg.jpg|Complete with squarish cum. See: [[Gloom]]
File:Twinkie blowjob.jpg
Image:Twinkie blowjob.jpg
File:CPR class.jpg
Image:CPR class.jpg
File:Blow_Job_-_Coke.jpg
Image:Blow_Job_-_Coke.jpg
File:Blow_Job_-_Climbing_The_Corporate_Ladder.jpg|Climbing the corporate ladder.
Image:Blow_Job_-_Climbing_The_Corporate_Ladder.jpg|Climbing the corporate ladder.
File:Lol_guy_me_gusta_oral_sex.jpg
Image:Lol_guy_me_gusta_oral_sex.jpg
File:Fitnessdickinyourmouthecards.jpg
Image:Fitnessdickinyourmouthecards.jpg
File:Suckskull.gif|This is what's really going on during a blowjob.
Image:Suckskull.gif|This is what's really going on during a blowjob.
File:Bite-dick blood.jpg|Fellatio [[doing it wrong|done wrong]].
Image:Bite-dick blood.jpg|Fellatio [[doing it wrong|done wrong]].
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Image:693 1000.jpg
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File:Dec3.jpg
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File:Smb.jpg
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File:Happyhoe.jpg|Bitches love sucking dick
File:Happyhoe.jpg|Bitches love sucking dick
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File:Inyourmouth.jpg
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Image:Mouth Rape.gif|Proper technique
File:Mouth Rape.gif|Proper technique
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File:Japanese blowjob.gif
Image:BlowJobSlapCombo.gif|What to do when the bitch fails it
File:BlowJobSlapCombo.gif|What to do when the bitch fails it
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File:Suck11.gif
Image:Tongueskills.gif|A future fellatrix training
File:Tongueskills.gif|A future fellatrix training
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Image:Blowjobgirl.gif|Is she still alive? Hint: It's a trap.
File:Blowjobgirl.gif|Is she still alive? Hint: It's a trap.
Image:Surprise_facefucking.gif|[[Doing it right]]
File:Surprise_facefucking.gif|[[Doing it right]]
Image:Jihad Continues.gif|Delicious!
File:Jihad Continues.gif|Delicious!
Image:Gooeybj.gif|Some are [[milk|gooier]] than others.
File:Gooeybj.gif|Some are [[milk|gooier]] than others.
Image:Dualblowjob.gif|Two for one! ZOMG pr0n movie link kthnx http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=17569
File:Dualblowjob.gif|Two for one! ZOMG pr0n movie link kthnx http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=17569
Image:Animu_pr0n.gif|[[what]]
File:Animu_pr0n.gif|[[what]]
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File:Blo1image.gif
Image:Sarah-palin-BJ.gif
File:Sarah-palin-BJ.gif
Image:Nikki_Grind.gif
File:Nikki_Grind.gif
Image:Beardjob.gif|A more prickly version of the standard blowjob.
File:Beardjob.gif|A more prickly version of the standard blowjob.
Image:Bonehead.gif
File:Bonehead.gif
Image:Gay_suck_773.gif|Obvious gay is Obvious.
File:Gay_suck_773.gif|Obvious gay is Obvious.
Image:Gaymusclebj.gif
File:Gaymusclebj.gif
Image:Gblow 01.gif|Ben Stiller's only successful movie
File:Gblow 01.gif|Ben Stiller's only successful movie
Image:Gblow_02.gif  
File:Gblow_02.gif  
Image:Gblo.gif
File:Gblo.gif
Image:Gaymilitarybj.gif|The few. The proud.
File:Gaymilitarybj.gif|The few. The proud.
Image:Businessman_deepthroat.gif
File:Businessman_deepthroat.gif
Image:Crumbnigger.gif
File:Crumbnigger.gif
Image:Nose Secks.gif|Stick [[cock]] where?
File:Nose Secks.gif|Stick [[cock]] where?
Image:Mouth Cum.gif|Textbook example of '''The Volcano'''.
File:Mouth Cum.gif|Textbook example of '''The Volcano'''.
Image:Fake Cum.gif|DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!
File:Fake Cum.gif|DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!
Image:Conan_School_Girl_Gymnastics.gif|National pastime of Japan
File:Conan_School_Girl_Gymnastics.gif|National pastime of Japan
Image:StreetSharks.gif
File:StreetSharks.gif
Image:Gaydickslap.gif
File:Gaydickslap.gif
Image:Paper blowjob.gif
File:Paper blowjob.gif
File:Facefuck Throw Up.gif
File:Facefuck Throw Up.gif
File:Suck221.gif
File:Suck221.gif
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==Videos==
==Videos==

Revision as of 18:27, 25 September 2015

File:Fellatio.gif
Might need a few moar mouths for this one.
   
“ 		 
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
  		„
  		 

—J. Edgar Hoover

The opposite of anal sex. Fellatio is a Latin word, which means "the act of sucking cock". Your Mom does this really well, but your dad needs more practice.

It's also A character in William Shakespeare's The Tempest. Not to be confused with Bond villain henchman, Oddjob (unless that was one of those "odd jobs" he was named after).

Texas Republicans have introduced a law to outlaw gay sex and sodomy. Problem is, sodomy includes fellatio and therefore all blowjobs would be illegal in Texas which ironically would make Texas the gayest state in the Union.

Be very careful when considering to offer fellatio, as you are going down a one way path. Think long and hard on what this whoring expert has to say of the matter:


   
“ 		 
Once a dick has been sucked, it cannot be un-sucked. The person having sucked said dick will forever be left with the stigma of having a dick in, and around, their mouth. Furthermore, common knowledge of this dick sucking incident will result in future ridicule and perhaps complete alienation from ones social community. Due to this permanent nature of dick sucking, the decision to suck and/or lick a dick must not be taken lightly.
  		„
  		 

—It's true

Technique

Explanation on how to get head--written by the expert!

  1. Get her really drunk
  2. ????
  3. Get her to suck your dick!

The Variation, popular with self injury folk:

  1. While she is sucking, tell her that you will rape her.
  2. She will at this point bite your penis off.
  3. Awesome!.

Gay head

Gay head is different because you do not have to get any girls drunk. All gay men love giving head so you don't have to even worry if you're ugly or have a small hairy cock. Gay men will suck on any cock at any time. This is because if you are gay you can either suck cock or take it up the ass, so gay men don't have many options to choose from.

Autofellatio

What you tried every day as a kid. Autofellatio is hard to describe, but How to Suck Your Own Dick gives a good guide. Also TOW has a nice image[1] of it, proving that Jimbo Wales is a sick fuck.

Slang

Getting a blowjob is also known as "Cash"

Fellatio is the medical term--what are kids using on the street?

Benefits for Women

Besides being a quicker way to that big promotion, a blowjob has also been shown in various studies to be a more effective way for fat chicks to get laid. Many of these studies were done during the Clinton Administration. For anorexic girls, semen consumption provides assorted proteins and lastly, a forced blowjob makes any women learn her place.

Gallery

Flaccid Images About missing Pics
  • Best fellatio is kawaii fellatio! :3

    Best fellatio is kawaii fellatio! :3

  • Jack (played by Jimmy Kimmel) and Janet fellate a cucumber in this remake of Three's Company.

    Jack (played by Jimmy Kimmel) and Janet fellate a cucumber in this remake of Three's Company.

  • A very good bj.

    A very good bj.

  • Dirty bitches love cock.

    Dirty bitches love cock.

  • This is what's really going on during a deepthroat.

    This is what's really going on during a deepthroat.

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Animated GIFs About missing Pics
  • Proper technique

    Proper technique

  • What to do when the bitch fails it

    What to do when the bitch fails it

  • A future fellatrix training

    A future fellatrix training

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Is she still alive? Hint: It's a trap.

    Is she still alive? Hint: It's a trap.

  • Doing it right

    Doing it right

  • Delicious!

    Delicious!

  • Some are gooier than others.

    Some are gooier than others.

  • Two for one! ZOMG pr0n movie link kthnx http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=17569

    Two for one! ZOMG pr0n movie link kthnx http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=17569

  • what

    what

  • A more prickly version of the standard blowjob.

    A more prickly version of the standard blowjob.

  • Obvious gay is Obvious.

    Obvious gay is Obvious.

  • Ben Stiller's only successful movie

    Ben Stiller's only successful movie

  • The few. The proud.

    The few. The proud.

  • Stick cock where?

    Stick cock where?

  • Textbook example of The Volcano.

    Textbook example of The Volcano.

  • DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!

    DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!

  • National pastime of Japan

    National pastime of Japan


Videos

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YouTube

Yes. You just watched that.

Moar Blowjorbs!

See Also

External Links


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