Mercedes Haefer

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Mercedes Haefer is a seacow who, along with thirteen other aspies were visited by the party van and summarily v& by the evil government for a DDoS they achieved by aiming their 1337 LOIC lazors at PayPal, an innocent money transfer system for people who like to share jewgold. On a panel at DEFCON 2011, Mercedes was asked about her pending charge, and she answered that she was "amused" by her possible impending visit to prison, proving that not only is she arrogant, but is also as dumb as a bag of smashed assholes. In the two years that followed, Mercedes has managed to eat her way through several donut shops, and has also been featured in the Anonymous movie, "We Are Legion", where she blithely incriminated herself in high definition.

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