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Sometime in 2009, Lord Syko would become a full-time Bebo devotee and spend most of his day on a group called Debate Central. On there, Lord Syko would, again, find himself the victim of bullying as would arrogantly proclaim that he had an excellent understanding of psychology, a brilliant grasp of the English language - despite his inability to know when to punctuate his sentences, usage of TXT SPEK and frequently use words out of context - and he believe he could manipulate all this to "accomplish the task of trolling". Of course, this all completely backfired as Lord Syko would succumb to the trolling antics of other Debate Central members: The Screaming Ninja, Second Coming, Slicker Than Your Average, many others lesser-known trolls and even [[Failtroll#What_Trolling_is_not|AFX/Mirror Man/Anne-Marie]]. | Sometime in 2009, Lord Syko would become a full-time Bebo devotee and spend most of his day on a group called Debate Central. On there, Lord Syko would, again, find himself the victim of bullying as would arrogantly proclaim that he had an excellent understanding of psychology, a brilliant grasp of the English language - despite his inability to know when to punctuate his sentences, usage of TXT SPEK and frequently use words out of context - and he believe he could manipulate all this to "accomplish the task of trolling". Of course, this all completely backfired as Lord Syko would succumb to the trolling antics of other Debate Central members: The Screaming Ninja, Second Coming, Slicker Than Your Average, many others lesser-known trolls and even [[Failtroll#What_Trolling_is_not|AFX/Mirror Man/Anne-Marie]]. | ||
Even though Lord Syko has been bullied by nearly every chav in Strabane, he considered himself "cool", "hip" and "down with the times" due to his recreational drug-abusing lifestyle and passion for [[Metal_music|heavy metal]] music. Irrespective being an anti-capitalist and an atheist, Lord Syko worships corporate nu metal band [[Slipknot|Shitknot]] and was too stupid to notice the irony of it all. While only just turned 17 years old, Lord Syko would also claim he isn't a virgin, even though he spend most of his days on Bebo or playing computer games like Call of Duty, Metal Gear Solid and World of Warcraft. Not one single person on Debate Central believed he has had consensual sex with the opposite sex. | Even though Lord Syko has been bullied by nearly every chav in Strabane, he considered himself "cool", "hip" and "down with the times" due to his recreational drug-abusing lifestyle and passion for [[Metal_music|heavy metal]] music. Irrespective being an anti-capitalist and an atheist, Lord Syko worships corporate nu metal band [[Slipknot|Shitknot]] and was too stupid to notice the irony of it all. While only just turned 17 years old, Lord Syko would also claim he isn't a virgin, even though he spend most of his days on Bebo or playing computer games like Call of Duty, Metal Gear Solid and [[World of Warcraft|World of Warcraft]]. Not one single person on Debate Central believed he has had consensual sex with the opposite sex. | ||
The hypocrisy didn't stop there, it was also reveled Lord Syko's mother received financial assistance from the British government despite Lord Syko being an anti-statist. Further controversy would arise when Lord would claim to be entitled to these welfare payments due him being diagnosed with autism even though Lord Syko was attending a normal public school with the normal kids of Strabane. The controversy continued when - at the age of 16 - Lord Syko admitted his addiction to Jack Daniels whiskey and cannabis - all, of course, paid for by the tax-payer as his mother would give him the money she received off the state for having a retarded son. | The hypocrisy didn't stop there, it was also reveled Lord Syko's mother received financial assistance from the British government despite Lord Syko being an anti-statist. Further controversy would arise when Lord would claim to be entitled to these welfare payments due him being diagnosed with autism even though Lord Syko was attending a normal public school with the normal kids of Strabane. The controversy continued when - at the age of 16 - Lord Syko admitted his addiction to Jack Daniels whiskey and cannabis - all, of course, paid for by the tax-payer as his mother would give him the money she received off the state for having a retarded son. | ||