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Like every website on the interwebs, 4chan too has a banning policy, but what makes 4chan bans so much different than other bans (like being a complete dumbass here on ED) is the fact that to get banned from 4chan you have to do something so horrifyingly stupid that you'd have to be a pathetic loser to get one. It's like this: If you break a rule on 4chan, it's a ban; if you happen to come across a pissed off admin on 4chan, then be ready for a sure-fire beating from the banhammer. The greatest holder of the banhammer on 4chan was W. T. Snacks, but was subsequently banned himself by some faggot, and during Snack's reign bannings would come for either posting illegal content or BECAUSE HE FUCKING CAN. Nowadays bans are usually just for posting CP and spamming links and other gay shit like that, but occasionally epic bans can be produced if done correctly. Posting on 7chan or 420chan that you were banned on 4chan will get you banned, also Worf will anally rape you.
How 2 get banned on 4chan
These are only a few of the many ways of being banned on 4chan:
- Replying to a thread in which CP has been posted (That includes saying "Reported") - 2 week ban
- Replying to GMask threads. (as they're often full of CP) - 2 week ban
- Having a virus (14 day ban)
- Not having a virus (14 day ban)
- Call to invasion/posting dox (1 month ban or permaban)
- Camwhoring and hookups (*except on /soc/ where you are encouraged to post ur dick)
- Impersonating moot or a mod (permaban)
- Posting noodz and shit outside of /b/
- Posting Piccolo Dick on /v/ (Results in "Error: Upload Failed" and instant 14 day ban from all boards)
- Posting "Surgeon" or "The Surgeon" on any board (auto-ban)
- Posting "http://www.korea-dpr.com/", "jew", "jews" or "jewish" on /int/ or /soc/ (auto-ban)
- Posting "/r9k/" on /adv/ (auto-ban)
- Posting "/new/", "stormfront", "Zionists" on /int/ (auto-ban)
- Posting "my face when" on /sp/ (auto-ban)
- Making multiple "Post ending in x" threads - 2 week ban
- Posting in "Post ending in x" threads - 3 day ban
- Prove me wrong threads. - 3 day ban
- Including a link to a banned url in your post such as .on.nimp.org. - Usually 1 day
- Typing one of the many autoban words such as anontalk butthurt or other flagged words. - Can range from a 1 day ban to a permaban
- Posting the phrase "hands free fapping" (auto-ban)
- PUDDIPUDDIPUDDI
- Copy and paste this onto your post on /b/: 𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗦 𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗠𝗢𝗗 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 - You will receive a 1 day ban for "Spamming." 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝗔𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝗔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝗔𝐃𝐌𝐈𝐍 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 will not get you banned, however.
- Posting doubles attempts in any board but it's usually not enforced.
- Posting the phrase "I seriously hope you guys don't do this"
- Multiple porn site links are auto-bannable.
- Calling a game/thread "viral" on /v/.
- Post from an Israeli IP on /int/.
- Posting My Little Pony on anywhere other than /mlp/ (1 week ban)
- Posting porn anywhere other than /b/, /s/, /hc/, /hm/, /h/, /e/, /u/, /d/, /y/, /t/, /rs/, /hr/, /gif/, /r9k/, /r/, /soc/, and /pol/.
- Spoiling an anime on /a/
- Posting animal cruelty on /an/
- Participating on flamewars on /mu/
- Trolling, flooding, and ban evasion on /q/
- Asking for homework help on /sci/
- Posting "rude/offensive" comments on /ic/
- Abusing the tagging system on /f/
- Posting your email address outside of the email field on any board (2 week ban)
How 2 overcome ban on 4chan
Open Command Prompt and type "ipconfig /renew", if you're still banned after the first try, type it again
If that doesn't work, try these steps:
- Go to your router's page (192.168.1.1 by default)
- In "Status" or "Setup" menu hit "Release IP" button. Save settings
- Disconnect the router from modem
- Remove batteries from the modem and disconnect AC cord (DO NOT TURN OFF THE ROUTER).Leave it for couple minutes
- On your router's web page find "MAC Address Clone" function and change your MAC address to whatever you want (only numbers 1-9 and letters A-F). Save settings
- Plug in AC cord in the modem and reconnect it to the router
- On your router's web page hit "IP Address Renew" button and new IP adress will be assigned to your router
- Get back to trolling, camwhoring and invading other boards, Anon
Gallery of bans
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those are trips not dubs
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50 years bro
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A god tier troll.
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Mods hate piccolo dick.
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Furry shit in /y/ and Finntroll lyrics.
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The ultimate permaban presented by moot.
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Prove me wrong bullshit
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Mods = Gods
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What the fuck dude...
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Longer than a perma-ban
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Fuck off and die
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ZOMG U RELPIED TO JAILBAIT THREAD!!11!!1
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Being, like, eight
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hurr...
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Habbo bullshit
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HORSE COCK
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Epic moot trolling
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If you insist...
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An exception to a CP ban.
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Damn, I was sure that would work.
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Yes, you are moot.
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Friends don't let friends get banned on 4chan.
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Typical jackass on /v/
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Then what are spoiler tags for?
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what
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Fail troll is fail.
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The worst ban possible.
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A couple of retarded bans.
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i think moot is a pretty cool guy. eh bans spammers and doesnt afraid of anything.
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ROFL xD
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Ewww...
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Proof that mods are the cancer killing /b/. Also, he forgot to blank his IP.
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proxy
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fail ban
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Stupid Gaiafag
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Banned for redundancy
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Boxxy posting ban
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Stickam Raid Fail
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Moar Boxxy
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Straight to the point...
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Banned for being a fucking furfag
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Camwhoring...
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Banned for being furfags.
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lol wut
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moot has a mom?
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I was banned? When?
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Spammer Ban.
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Goddamn Blue Furries.
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What invasion thread?
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Donkey Kong trip ban.
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Mods hate Japanese girls pooping in their mouths.
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Anus is no laughing matter.
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Mods hate cheese pizza.
b/562/b-pics: b& pics- b/1079/double-ban-harchive: An epic double ban
- b/2441: A ban appeal
- b/1189: Chuck Norris gets b&
- b/619: Slowpoke combo ban
- b/405: Backward ban
- a/1632: Funny /a/ bans
See Also
Links
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