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Ben claims to have ADD and OCD, both of which are impossible due to not being real, as we all know. Some of the people trolling him think that he has [[Kevin Havens|fetal alcohol syndrome]] and is [[retard|retarded]], and Jim Crow believes he had [[autism]], but these are also is not real. On the other hand, Ben hates being called autistic. Nobody knows why this is, but we're going to pipe to the article a lot because of it.
Ben claims to have ADD and OCD, both of which are impossible due to not being real, as we all know. Some of the people trolling him think that he has [[Kevin Havens|fetal alcohol syndrome]] and is [[retard|retarded]], and Jim Crow believes he had [[autism]], but these are also is not real. On the other hand, Ben hates being called autistic. Nobody knows why this is, but we're going to pipe to the article a lot because of it.


One thing of note (and extreme lulz on occasion) is that Ben cannot recognize sarcasm and takes everything literally. And we do mean everything. Because of this, he has no sense of humor, and any joke that isn't a knock-knock joke or a [[Autism|shark/snake or the military or redneck]] related joke is completely lost on him like a blind man in a forest of [[dicks.]]
One thing of note (and extreme lulz on occasion) is that Ben cannot recognize sarcasm and takes everything literally. And we do mean everything. Because of this, he has no sense of humor, and any joke that isn't a knock-knock joke or a [[Autism|shark/snake or the military or redneck]] related joke is completely lost on him like a blind man in a forest of [[Cock|dicks]].


{{quote|[5/2/2012 9:28:46 PM] Mr. Bean: Just talking with another person on FF. Red Molly.<br>
{{quote|[5/2/2012 9:28:46 PM] Mr. Bean: Just talking with another person on FF. Red Molly.<br>

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