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The '''NEC PC-98''' is a line of personal computers that were released by the '''NEC Corporation''' in [[Japan]] starting in October, 1982, and continuing up until [[ZA WARUDO|the world]] was destroyed by [[Y2K]]  and [[George W. Bush]] in the year [[2000]]. Like most modern [[PC]]s, the ''PC-98'' was primarily used to view [[porn]]; unlike most [[Shit|modern PCs]], however, the ''PC-98'' was designed almost exclusively for viewing [[porn]] – more specifically, [[Chinese]] [[Hentai|cartoon porn]] [[Visual Novel|games]] that cost an average of ¥8,000 a pop. Not to be confused with [[Windows]]-98.


Realizing that [[Azn]] markets had no need for [[redundant]] shit such as [[Micro$oft]]'s ''Calculator'', NEC decided to release a [[computer]] that would be best utilized for displaying pixelated [[anime]] [[titties|tiddies]] and would allow young [[Japanese]] [[Cucks|men]] to [[Imaginary girlfriend|feel like they have a girlfriend]] despite never leaving the dark confines of their parents' [[basement]].
The '''NEC PC-98''' is a line of personal computers that were released by the '''NEC Corporation''' in [[Japan]] starting in October, 1982, and continuing up until [[ZA WARUDO|the world]] was destroyed by [[Y2K]]  and [[George W. Bush]] in the year [[2000]]. Like most modern [[PC]]s, the ''PC-98'' was primarily used to view [[porn]]; unlike most [[Shit|modern PCs]], however, the ''PC-98'' was designed almost exclusively for viewing [[porn]] – more specifically, [[Chinese]] [[Hentai|cartoon porn]] [[Visual Novel|games]] that cost an average of ¥8,000 a pop. Not to be confused with [[Windows]] 98.
 
Realizing that [[Azn]] markets had no need for [[redundant]] shit such as [[Micro$oft]]'s ''Calculator'', NEC decided to release a [[computer]] that would be best utilized for displaying pixelated [[anime]] [[titties|tiddies]] and would allow young [[Japanese]] [[Cucks|men]] to [[Imaginary girlfriend|feel like they have a girlfriend]] despite never leaving the dark confines of their parents' [[basement]]. The NEC PC-98 line was ahead of its time. They were never released overseas as [[White Devils|gaijin]] had not yet discovered the superiority of 2D [[anime]] girls to [[IRL|3D]] [[wimmins]].


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The NEC PC-98 is a line of personal computers that were released by the NEC Corporation in Japan starting in October, 1982, and continuing up until the world was destroyed by Y2K and George W. Bush in the year 2000. Like most modern PCs, the PC-98 was primarily used to view porn; unlike most modern PCs, however, the PC-98 was designed almost exclusively for viewing porn – more specifically, Chinese cartoon porn games that cost an average of ¥8,000 a pop. Not to be confused with Windows 98.

Realizing that Azn markets had no need for redundant shit such as Micro$oft's Calculator, NEC decided to release a computer that would be best utilized for displaying pixelated anime tiddies and would allow young Japanese men to feel like they have a girlfriend despite never leaving the dark confines of their parents' basement. The NEC PC-98 line was ahead of its time. They were never released overseas as gaijin had not yet discovered the superiority of 2D anime girls to 3D wimmins.

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