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==Videos and Gallery==
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File:Getouttaheredog.gif|Never has a fiercer battle been witnessed
File:Getouttaheredog.gif|Never has a fiercer battle been witnessed
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File:ladytramp.gif|[[delicious cake|It is delicious dog, you must eat it.]]
File:ladytramp.gif|[[delicious cake|It is delicious dog, you must eat it.]]
Image:Chicken-joke.gif|Dogs love [[lulz]].
Image:Chicken-joke.gif|Dogs love [[lulz]].
Image:Rollingdog.gif|Dogs are very intelligent.
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File:Fryscream.jpg|THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT THE DOGS TRYING TO STOP ANONYMOUS
File:FurryShepherd34.jpg|Furries [[raep|love]] dogs.
File:FurryShepherd34.jpg|Furries [[raep|love]] dogs.
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File:Dogthebountyhunter.jpg|The dumbest of all dog breeds.
File:Dogthebountyhunter.jpg|The dumbest of all dog breeds.
File:King Jowls II.jpg|Some dogs are stern and autocratic rulers.
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File:Pedobear_and_boo.png|[[Boo]] and a [[Plushie|Pedobear Plush]].
File:Pedobear_and_boo.png|[[Boo]] and a [[Plushie|Pedobear Plush]].
File:Giant george 04.jpg|Some dogs are huge. Like [[Giant George]]!
File:Giant george 04.jpg|Some dogs are huge. Like [[Giant George]]!
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==Videos==
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==See also==
==See also==

Revision as of 07:35, 2 September 2012

Man's best friend, the dog. A nigger on all fours


How many of you love Dogs? Your best friend, your protector, etc. GodJesus said in Mathew 7:15-16 to beware of a wolves in sheeps' clothing--do you know what he referred to? That's right, dogs! Dogs are wolves that were selectively bred since 100,000 BC by Satan (since people didn't exist till 6000BC) and then bred by humans since 6000BC to appear like little sheep. But inwardly dogs are ravenous wolves.

Dogs love to:

And all the while because of their sheep disguise it's illegal to shoot them, poison them, do pet dressing, or even have sex with them. And of course, dog sex is the best. In fact, according to a recent study, having sex with dogs is shown to increase midiclorian count. If somebody walks in accidentally on you in the middle of the act, many lulz are bound to ensue, because the dog penis locks inside whatever orifice it has been put into for at least an hour and a half. Of course, you'll never get any dog pussy because you are you, and therefore, you fail at life. And have a small penis.

Dog hunting

You can't shoot dogs, that is, unless they're "coyotes", which are mostly dog but aren't completely retarded and can survive in the wild. Then you can blast away at them 24 hours a day and the animal freaks can't give you shit about it. Of course, Americans don't know how to cook them, but Cantonese cooks can make anything taste good. Whether you enjoy the meat or not, it's nothing compared to the priceless expression when you invite over the PETA members and they see all those heads mounted on the wall!

Working With Dogs

Ask your groomer for the panda clip

You can make some dough off this much beloved family pet.

  • Groomer: A great alternative if you are too stupid to pass Med school for animals. You'll have a fun-filled day of being slashed bloody by newly cut nails, cleaning around Fido's ass and listening to the yapping of small purse dogs owned by prominent female celebrites. You won't get paid fuck all, but the fun part is making dogs looking even more fucking retarded than they already are.
  • Trainer: Make shitloads of cash on people too fucking lazy/retarded to teach their own pet basic commands.
  • Police : Train big fucking dogs to maul criminals.
  • Breeder: Dogs need human help doing such natural things as fucking. Make Profit from purebreds and make even moar by mating two different types of dogs together to create a fun new hybrid with the worst traits of both parents.

Did you know?

Other species keep pets too. Ants tend to beautiful lycaenid caterpillars night and day. Birds keep cuckoos, who grow larger and larger and more and more demanding, giving the parent birds endless entertainment. "Awww, did my little cuckoo knock that egg out of the nest? Bad cuckoo. Let me get you a snack!" Like dogs do for humans with a breeder instinct, cuckoos give birds a fulfilling alternative to parenthood.

Famous Dogs

General DevianTart consensus of what a dog looks like
Cartoon dogs
Rooby Rooby Roo!

Gallery

  • Never has a fiercer battle been witnessed

    Never has a fiercer battle been witnessed

  • The only way to defeat the dogs trying to stop Anonymous

    The only way to defeat the dogs trying to stop Anonymous

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Videos

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See also

Examples of Dog Abuse:


Others:

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