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| ''See also: [[Girlvinyl]]. Her majestic figure inspired us to write this article.''
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| {{Spoiler|THE CURE FOR BEING A FATASS IS EATING THE SHIT OF THIN PEOPLE}}
| | I HAVE ALSO ATTACKED THE FBI AND PRESIDENT FROM ED AND PLACED MALWARE LINKS ALL OVER ED AND REPORTED EVERYTHING TO GOOGLE, THE SECRET SERVICE AND THE FEDS AND TOLD THEM THEY HAVE NO BALLS TO COME AFTER YOU FOR DOING THIS AND THIS WILL NOT STOP TILL DONNY LONG IS TAKEN DOWN YOU STUPID CLOSET FAGGOT COWARD KEYBOARD WORRIER HOMO WITH AIDS. ENJOY BEING BANNED FROM GOOGLE! |
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| [[Image:NewEnglandJournalOfMedicineVolume327obesity1992december31.png|thumb|right|'''Myth:''' obesity is due to bad thyroids and low thermogenesis.
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| <br>'''Fact:''' obese people under-report their eating and over-report their exercise.]]
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| A word that describes about [[95%]] of the [[internets]]. Also, one who cannot fit into [[MRI]]s. '''Fat people''' are abominations; the filthiest eye-sores known to mankind, they deserve to be slaughtered like the pigs they are and roasted on a spit to feed the starving people from whom they stole life-saving food and rendered to produce an alternate fuel much like whale oil. A fatty is without exception angry, bitter, cynical, horny and in denial. They like to eat, [[BAWW|cry]], talk trash with their [[hugbox|fat friends]], eat, act petty, eat in secret, [[BAW|cry]] about how this shallow and materialistic world is so unjust to [[cow|their kind]], [[BAW|cry]] while eating, and most importantly, eat while crying. They have been known to be aggressive and will attack if provoked, the best way to survive is to simply run.
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| == Fat Mentality ==
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| Fatfucks possess fat mentality, which subscribes to the following assumptions:
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| [[File:Fat face meme base.jpg|thumb|You are]]
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| [[Image:Fat-ice-cream-final-hed-2014.png|thumb|what you eat]]
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| [[Image:Thyroid Whale.jpg|thumb|200px|A fine example of fat mentality]]
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| [[Image:FU Fatty.gif|thumb|200px||For those whom use these excuses]]
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| |'''FALSE ASSUMPTION''' ||'''TRUTH'''
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| |[[Bullshit|It is not my fault I am fat.]] || Unless you have [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/7973110/Genetic-excuse-for-obesity-is-a-myth.html medical proof] that it is not your fault, then it is obvious that you have trouble putting the fucking fork down.
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| |Because I am fat, I can be a [[bitch]]. If I'm a bitch and people don't like me, it's because I am fat and they are racists. || Seriously, nobody likes a fatty unless they put out and leave. And since when is being fat considered a race? Oh, wait. It isn't.
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| |Real women have curves.||Curves do not equal balloons of lard. Know the difference; it could save your life.
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| |Marilyn Monroe was a size 16. || Marilyn Monroe was actually a size 8, 5'5", and weighed roughly 112 lbs, putting her at a BMI of 21 [overweight being 25]. The [[lie|size 16 myth]] was circulated by fatties, to feel better about their own lardasses. Weight notwithstanding, Marilyn Monroe was [[hot]]. You are [[fugly|ugly]].
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| |Men who like thin women are secretly [[gay]] (like [[fag|fashion designers]]). || Oh, of course. Women who have normal proportions are so terrifying. How could I be so stupid? Actually, men who like thin women don't like land manatees like you.
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| |I am a [[Victim complex|victim]]. || No, you are a terminally obese whore. It's not the bullet, it's always the sniper.
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| |It's what is inside that counts. || You only think that because you're repugnant on the outside, and because you have a lot inside of you. You're being a deluded retard.
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| [[shit no one cares about|The surest and most truthful indication of "what a person is inside" is ''what they do''. What you do ''reveals'' who and what you are, because what you do ''proceeds from'' who and what you are.]]
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| |You must change the airplane seats to fit my cyclopean fat [[ass]]. || How about you stop being a [[Jew]] and pay for first class? Maybe that's incentive enough to stop being such a corpulent cunt.
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| |I deserve a free electric mobility cart because Twinkies aren't a choice. || You deserve a [[Rider Kick|push]] down a flight of stairs. Actually, nevermind. It might cause a fucking earthquake.
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| |I have had sex with over 100 men from bars, I must be <s>hot</s> a [[whore]]. || Enough alcohol makes anyone look good, hon. Oh, and if your stomach sticks out more than your tits do, we all have a problem.
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| |Baby Got Back was about fat women. || It was about women with great asses; yours, on the other hand, looks like a fucking Hutt.
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| |More cushion for the pushing. || I do not want to wonder if I am fucking your pussy or your [http://thefupa.com sweaty folds]
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| |It's better than being uncomfortably overweight. || Fat = Uncomfortably overweight. All of that fried chicken must have cut off circulation to the brain for a moment, there.
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| |Because I am fat, I have powerful lungs which makes me a good singer.||Oh, that was singing? I thought that was you yelling for more cake. Opera singers develop barrel chests, not rolls of belly fat. Can you hit a high C and hold it? No? Then you are not an opera singer, you are fat.
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| |If you find me unattractive, you're fat-phobic. || I find you abominably repulsive, as does the rest of the general population. It's not a phobia. [[j/k|I'm just concerned about your health]].
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| [[Some Argue|Some say]] that the fat mentality is the main reason fat people are unattractive. This is a [[lie]]. Fat people are unattractive because they are a bloated mockery of the human form.
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| == Obesity and Oral Sex ==
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| It should be noted that landwhales give great [[fellatio|head]]. Fat whores give the best head because they're '''always''' hungry, but caution must be taken. In cases of too much enthusiasm, a fat woman may take ejaculation as the time to bite and swallow anything in her mouth. This is also because they are accustomed to putting large amounts of food in their mouths at all times, and crave hot meaty sticks shoved down their gullets. Further[[moar]], due to natural selection, fat chicks often lack a gag reflex, enabling them to easily unhinge their gaping jaws and swallow objects many times the size of their own, already enormous heads. It should be obvious that any fat chick with a working gag reflex has a [[Pro-Ana|built-in solution]] to her problem of being fat! Fat chicks who do not give great head are probably [[fat dyke]]s. Research is inconclusive regarding fat men and [[cunnilingus]]. For information on fat men and fellatio, please see [[gay]].
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| == How Fat People Should be Treated ==
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| Written [[at least 100]] years ago by [[Bureaucratic_Fuck|Thomas Jefferson]], the Declaration of Independence states that all people are created equal. However, [[Whales|fatties]] are not people, and besides, who cares what a [[Nigger|slave]] fucker like Thomas Jefferson says, [[amirite]]? Therefore, [[Genocide|mass extermination]] of fatfucks is recommended and even encouraged by [[Raptor Jesus|God]] himself as laid forth in the Bible in [[kill it with fire|that part about flamethrowers]], or was it about [[ham]]?
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| Do it for [[great justice]], and [[for the lulz]].
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| === How To Spot A Future Fatty ===
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| # Apparent "baby fat" does not melt away by the age of 5.
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| # They are named Claire, Dawn, or Pat.
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| # When friends ask them to play outside, they would rather not because video games and anime cartoons don't require you to move.
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| # Constant eating in between meals.
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| # Ballooning around the face and belly.
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| # Prefers cats over dogs because cats don't have to be taken out for walks.
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| # Asks for a ride to school so they don't have to walk.
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| # Depression.
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| # Seeks comfort from material things, especially food.
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| # Lack of a lot of friends to bring home because who the fuck wants to be seen with a fat kid?
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| # Drinks energy drinks for reasons that don't involve "To get a quick burst of energy".
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| # Dates [[niggers]]
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| # Has a spic family.
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| === What Happens When Fatfucks Are Enraged ===
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| As you can clearly see, when enraged fat people are known to refrain from physical action because, well, it's action; and action is exercise which is against fat peoples' morals. Instead they make really loud, unnecessary noises and threats they know they are too lazy to carry out as well as an array of feral, guttural noises even more savage sounding than Helen Keller before Anne Sullivan taught her to sign. Approach with caution and earplugs are mandatory when approaching these not so gentle giants. On the rare occasion fatties spot you and charge, stay behind something. They will forget what they were doing since all of the globules of fat replaced most of their brain cells and go back to the KFC bucket. Sometimes the sneaky turds will hurl projectiles that they keep hidden between their rolls. Wear protective gear like a welder's or catcher's mask if you're safety minded.
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| === How To Properly Kill A Lardass ===
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| Back in mediæval times, pigs that were so unfit and disgusting that they couldn't be used for food were used for another purpose; kickstarting a fire. To those who don't know, body fat is very flammable and once it's been set on fire, it's difficult to put out. And like the pigs used to kickstart fires, the subject should be set aflame while alive because it will deal out serious amounts of pain and punishment. Remember, the fatter they are the better, the reason why is because if you set only a relatively fat person on fire, say about 150 pounds, they may survive; the less fat that there is, the less damage the flames will deal to their muscle and organ tissue before killing them, that is, if it does kill them. However if you set aflame to a 400 pound subject, it'll rage on and on long before it terminates them. Additionally, the fatter they are, the more enraged the flames will be, the faster they'll reach organ and muscle tissue and overall the more pain they'll endure. And they say that fire has no spiritual purifying applications and wasn't created by [[God]] for <s>that</s> this exact purpose! However, you need to consider the probability of smoke suffocation: many people who die in fires don't actually burn to death; they typically end up dying long before then as the smoke from the fire poisons the subject just in the same way exhaust from the tail pipe of a car poisons the subject- painlessly and quickly. To remedy this, you'll need a scuba gear to keep the subject from suffocating to death as opposed to burning to death. However, because the flames are going upward as they tend to do, they can also melt the mask and allow the subject to die from smoke suffocation. To remedy this, flip the subject upside down so that the flames won't effectively ruin the oxygen mask. Additionally, flipping the subject upside down will prevent the subject from passing out from shock as it will rush blood to the brain, rendering the subject conscious throughout the sequence.
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| Of course you don't have to use fire to ignite the fire, you could always use electricity. Back in the days before lethal injections, prisons used (amongst things) electric chairs for those on death row. For this to be applied [[lies|correctly]], one would have to apply a wet sponge to the top of the subjects head so that the electrical current would be intensified thus quickly and painlessly killing the subject. However, should the sponge be removed prior to the execution, the person will not be killed quickly but rather their not-quite-a-corpse-yet will experience shitloads of pain and eventually catch fire, which ignites from the inside of the subject's body. This will cause the muscle and organ tissue to burn on it's own before the electricity eventually ignites the fat content causing the overall pain endurance all the more satisfying for the observer. This also removes the need for a gas mask as the pain aspect will initiate and conclude long before there's the factor of smoke suffocation and it also removes the need to flip the subject upside down to keep the subject conscious as the electricity will stimulate the brain and keep the subject conscious throughout the sequences entirety.
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| == Weight Loss Advice for Fatties ==
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| [[Image:Typical_fatty_exercise.jpg|thumb|Typical ineffective fatty exercise]]
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| [[Image:Fat slim more beautiful.jpg|thumb|Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.]]
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| [[Image:Fat dropout.png|thumb|200px|Many will refuse your helpful advice.]]
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| [[File:Greedy fatass emma stump with big ice cream.png|thumb|200px|Contrary to fat psychology, dying your hair does not distract people]]
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| * Hide
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| * Start drinking heavily
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| * Don't ever go to the beach
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| * Stop eating.
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| * [[Eating disorder|Deepthroat your middle finger]].
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| * Eat less.
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| * Cut off both of your legs.
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| * Stop participating in the Olive Garden tradition.
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| * Stop eating.
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| * [[Quit IRL]].
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Do a fucking push-up.
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| * Chop fat off with scalpel, rinse out with salty lemon juice
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| * [[Impossible|Stop eating]].
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| * Post [[noodz]] on [[BBWChan]].
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| * [[Protip]]: Running burns more calories than playing WoW and eating Cheetos all day.
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| * Go on Dr. Phil.
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| * Get rejected by [[pro-ana]]/pro-mia [[LiveJournal]] groups.
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Sue [[McDonald's]].
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| * Eat less.
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| * Take a lot of diet pills.
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| * Don't put lardy shit like jam on everything, a whole chicken is enough as it is.
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| * When going to a buffet, the term "all you can eat" '''IS NOT A CHALLENGE.'''
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Get liposuction.
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| * Try drinking water instead of deep fried milkshake. Just because there's a [[cock|banana]] inside doesn't mean it's healthy.
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| * Have celery instead of a sheet cake when you want a snack.
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| * [[Mecha-Dildo|You may find this enjoyable. Let's face it, you're never gonna get laid anyway.]]
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| * [[Srsly]]: Stop eating.
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| * '''STOP BEING FAT.'''
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| * Did we mention stop eating?
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| * Eat less.
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| * Befriend Nicole Richie.
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| * Befriend Nicole Richie's Skeleton.
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| * Kill Nicole Richie
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| * BE A MAN, Cut off your fat with a knife
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| It worked in Changi, it worked for Gandhi.
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| * 20 sets 10 reps of fork put-downs.
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| * Get cancer or some other shitty disease.
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| Last but not least... stop believing that "fat" is a magic word. Cutting the lipids known as 'fats' out of your diet won't magically remove 'fat' from your body. When you eat fat, it doesn't somehow get redistributed across your body. Digestion doesn't work like that. If it did, vegans would have green skin. Believing the "low-fat diet" horseshit is like believing that if you run a diesel vehicle, you can collect pure diesel as it comes out the tailpipe.
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| == Euphemisms ==
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| Fat [[women]] will never refer to themselves as "fat". They will use other, gentler words to describe their disgusting obesity. If you see a fatty use any of the following words to describe his or herself, please correct them:
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| === Heavy ===
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| Fat girls will often describe other fat girls as ''heavy'' (or ''heavyset''). Example:
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| : Normal person: "Hey, I'm looking for this stupid fat bitch, was she here?"
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| : Fatty: "Excuse me, but did you see a heavy woman here?"
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| Note: Do not confuse with "top heavy", which means huge [[boobs]]. (See [[Scarlet]].)
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| === Chubby ===
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| A chubby is a fat girl who thinks she is proportionate. In reality, a chubby girl is not proportionate. The problem with the adjective "chubby" that sets it apart from the other euphemisms is that fat girls who describe themselves as "chubby" are in total denial of their fatness. The following exchange is not uncommon with a fat girl:
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| : Normal person: "Wow, you're fat."
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| : Fatty: "No I'm not, I'm ''chubby''."
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| Note: Truly proportionate girls are top heavy (see above) and [http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=callipygous callipygous.]
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| === [[Curvy]] ===
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| [[Image:Bigblackchick.jpg|thumb|left|Black chick's doing it wrong!]]
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| Fat [[women]] like to justify their lard filled asses by saying that they are [[bullshit|curvy or voluptuous]] as opposed to fat. This is a brazen fucking [[lie]]. Fat [[Feminism|feminazi]] [[whores]] believe that they are equal in hawtness to Bettie Page or Sophia Loren because of their tit sizes. This is not true, as [[Fact|curvy women are actually attractive]]. Any fatass who does this is only lying to herself and deserves to [[Furry|burn in a fire]]. It just confuses people to the point where women are offended by men who call them "curvy" because of the fat fucks using the term to describe themselves, when men are actually giving them a [[Rape|compliment]].
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| A similar incident happened on the hit TV show I Love New York, but no one really gave a shit, because she is an ugly [[Nigger|negress]] who looks like a goddamn wax Muppet. The results of said [[offended|offensive comment]] were somewhat [[bullshit|lulzy]].
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| === Healthy ===
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| A word that is being ruined by fat woman much as "curvy" was. Something so obvious shouldn't have to be spelled out, but here goes: a five foot tall woman who weighs 100 pounds is [[Pro-Ana|"healthy"]]. A five foot tall woman who weighs 200 pounds is a hippo.
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| === BBW ===
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| [[Image:Nosexyfat.jpg|right|thumb|Roseanne Barr, apparently . . . ]]
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| [[Image:BBW_Party.jpg|right|thumb|[[Gay|Some people]] actually find BBW's erotic.]]
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| [[Image:BenefitsSupervisorSleeping.jpg|right|thumb|Old-timey BBW *retch* ''Erotica'']]
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| '''BBW''' stands for "Big Beautiful Woman". Other more appropriate translations for this acronym are "Bulbous Beastly Whore", "Bloated Beached Whale", or "Big Bulging Waistline". Fat cunts think they can get away with calling themselves "beautiful" if they qualify it with "big". This is not true. BBWs are also eatbeasts, who happen to have fifteen chins coated in pickle juice. BBW is also the term preferred by so-called [[FA]]s, or fat admirers. The act of trying to locate these Moby Dicks is known as [[hoggin]]. Extremely fat whores (like "Stuck-in-the-bathtub" fat) call themselves "Super Sized Big Beautiful Women".
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| === Rubenesque ===
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| Often found in [[Craigslist|personal ads]] or used by fatties attempting to "take pride" in their fatness. Peter Paul Rubens was a 16/17th century painter. Many of his paintings show women with fat rolls, exaggerated ass cleavage and cellulite ripples. This was not "the fashion of the time"—other paintings from the same period show women who are not lardasses. It's simply that Mr Rubens was a perverse feeder.
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| === Bear ===
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| This is what fat hairy men like to be called, if they are gay and most likely closet fur-fags. The whole Bear scene reeks of week-old roadkill. While at one point hailed as an alternative to gay body fascism, it's now just another money-making label for homo. Being fat doesn't give immunity to AIDS, but it does ward off non-BBW's. Hence, gay.
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| === Big-Boned ===
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| This euphemism is used by both sexes to make the fact that they are such colossal lardasses seem like a natural phenomenon, and [[bullshit|completely beyond their control]], by insinuating that they have [[lie|very large bones]]. It is most often used in defense of ones monolithic proportions, but unfortunately for [[retard|those that use this euphemism]] nobody buys this [[bullshit]]. ([[PROTIP]]: Offer to pay for an all you can eat buffet for them if they can prove they are big-boned by going to a doctor for an X-ray.)
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| Speaking of x-rays, this:
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| Sea any fat bones there? No - just rolls of fat. Oh, and [[shit]].
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| === Whale ===
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| A Whale is a derogatory term for a fat girl or woman. See also [[Fat whore]]. Whales are generally considered good at giving blowjobs. They have to, or else they would never get any [[cock]]. They also swallow since they are always hungry. Sex with whales is usually known as whale hunting; 'Ahabbing' if the fatty is [[white]]. A common sub-variety of whale is the [[welfare whale]]. Call a fat person a whale and tell them to go back to the ocean where they belong for maximum [[did it for the lulz|lulz]].
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| === Real Beauty ===
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| [[Image:LookitDemRolls.jpg|thumb|A hefty dose of "real beauty". Note the look of extreme shame in her date.]]
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| A self contradictory euphemism that in theory can be used by any ugly but entitled-feeling woman to describe herself. It is mainly used, however, by overweight women who have convinced themselves that the media is to blame for other people's disgust with their undulating blubber. Such women will often evoke the squat and chimplike America Ferrera as a typical real beauty.
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| === Other ===
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| * Eggplant-shaped
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| * Full-figured
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| * [[Retard|Thick]]
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| * Mammoth
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| * Round
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| == Appropriate Names for the Fat ==
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| [[Image:Forever-alone-fat-kid o 1050931.jpg|thumb|What are [[you]] laughing at? what the fuck are [[you]] laughing at??]]
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| These names are totally appropriate and are considered the correct way to address persons in the fat community. These should constantly be used in conversations with these people. These include, but aren't limited to:
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| * Aisle Blocker
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| * Beach Whale
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| * Black Angus (specifically for fat black people)
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| * Blubber Butt
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| * Bookman (archaic ebonics)
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| * Buffalo Butt (see 'Bookman')
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| * Buffet Pillager
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| * Buffet King
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| * Butter Queen
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| * Beef Beast
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| * Chubs
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| * Crisco Kid
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| * Fatass
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| * Fatfuck
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| * Fattie-Boombalattie
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| * Fattyboomboom
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| * Flubberbutt
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| * Fuck Nut
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| * Gravy Chugger
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| * Hambeast
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| * Hawg
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| * Heifer
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| * House Cow
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| * Jabba The Hutt
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| * Jiggles
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| * Lard Ass
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| * Lunch Box
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| * Manatee
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| * Obeast
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| * Pillsbury
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| * Porker
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| * Porch Walrus
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| * [[Rob Ford]]
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| * Rotundo The Immense
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| * Shadowhog
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| * Tank Ass
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| * Thunder Thighs
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| * Tons-a-fun
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| * Tuba Luba
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| * Wide Load
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| And the greatest complimentary title in the fat world:
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| * Pork Beast
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| == Chubby Chaser ==
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| [[Image:Dickball.gif|frame|How chubby-chasers practice]]
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| [[Image:Fatass.GIF|frame|Every chubby chaser's dream.]]
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| [[Image:blowupdoll.jpg|thumb|200px|Typical Fat Admirers.]]
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| A '''[[desperate|chubby chaser]]''' is someone who loves "chubby" girls only. People who are usually Chubby Chasers are typically part Jewish, have autism, have a soyface, and also love to eat ass like a good nigger. Many Chubby Chasers choose to live in blissful denial that there is anything '"perverse" or indeed "unnatural" about the desire to copulate with giant wobbling grease-coated fatbergs. In fact, some have even been known to be seen in public with their hyperfleshed darlings. However, in 2004, sexpert '''Yosuf Sindinchilchrun''' of the University of Newcastle UK carried out extensive studies and identified Chubby Chasing as "worse than being [[ghey]], since even [[ghey]]s don't feel the need to bring fat people home to meet their suicidally ashamed parents."
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| See also: [[FA]]; [[Sick fuck]]
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| Chubby Chaser's Theme Song
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| <center><youtube>wOkud8Ik58Y</youtube></center>
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| == Health Problems Associated with Obesity ==
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| [[Image:Endlesscandy.jpg|thumb|Fat People are often depressed.]]
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| Obesity is a huge health hazard. Normal, acceptable human beings are in constant danger of being smothered, ingested, or even absorbed transdermally by herds of amorphous blubber-bags waddling across the countryside in their unending search to take in excess calories. [[Fact|Just one feral Roseanne Barr can eat several times her body weight in Paris Hiltons every hour.]] The threat this poses to the human population cannot be overstated. The President's Commission on These Things recommends that nobody with a body weight under 200lb should go outside without wearing salad, or maybe some fat-free rice cakes as a lardass repellant. Since 2017, this recommendation has posed a significant conundrum for the Administration.
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| [[Image:Eyeburnfat.jpg|thumb|Typical reaction to seeing a fatty naked.]]
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| However, of all obesity-related diseases, the most distressing is [[eyeburn]], which directly results from seeing fat people naked. In normal humans, this can cause tremors and ballistic rectal prolapse. Since people can't control their weight (thanks to jobs that make them sit down all day), there are few humans left. However, even the morbidly obese must shut their eyes real tight when they are naked and near a mirror or they will become ill, convulse, and with prolonged exposure, begin leaking tallow from every orifice until there is nothing left but a vanishingly tiny shred of self-esteem.
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| Occasionally, being fat can cause mental health problems, such as [[insanity]] (see [[Shay]]). This is the only possible explanation for why {{ytlink|yXS-r-oqYoQ|this video}} even exists. It can also present other brain-related problems, such as loss of coordination, as in the tragic case of the [[Grape Lady]].
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| In some instances, [[Cyril Smith|morbid obesity is correlated with paedophilia]].
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| The final disease suffered by fatties is the dreaded [[Diabeetus]], which prevents them from eating the sugary junkfood for which they live.
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| ==Thinpersonation==
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| {{quote|Gluttony is not a secret vice|[[Orson Welles]]}}
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| <br>
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| Sometimes abbreviated as "SIF" for "Secret Internet Fatty." A secret fatty is a person who takes photos with the camera angled from above to hide their girth from the camera. Secret fatties are heavily afflicted by the [[internet disease]]. For more information on techniques used by cryptofatties, see article on [[fat girl angle shot]]. To view an example, look at [[missalyssum]].
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| == Fat Sports ==
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| There have been many fat sports but only a few of them are amusing.
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| # COMPETITIVE EATING
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| # EATING [[Baby fuck|BABIES]].
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| # EATING [[Dissected-chan]]
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| # [[MOAR]] DOUBLE-CHIN CONTEST: for the benefit of <s>[[Chin-chan]]</s> [[Egoraptor]]
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| # FUGLIEST [[Fat girl angle shot|FAT-ANGLE]] SHOT COMPETITION
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| # BOBBING FOR CARAMEL APPLES CONTEST
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| # DEEPEST FAT VAGOO CONTEST
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| # LONGEST STRETCH MARKS LEAGUE
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| # [[oh noes|THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!!!]]
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| == [[Final Solution]] ==
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| 1.4 billion people in the world are fat. With fatasses growing in population and beginning to take over, and with people too scared to tell them to [[DO IT FAGGOT|fucking stop eating]] in fear of Fatty-rage, something must be done about these hulking, [[Jew|subhuman]], degenerate, abomination, disgusting fat fucks. Here is a proposal which has been sent to the EU, NATO, UN, and [[Al Qaeda]], among other humanitarian associations:
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| # When the economy blows ([[Yes|hopefully]]), form a political party similar to the [[Nazis]] and begin a campaign of fear (in any First World Country, doesn't matter where). Start anti-fat riots everywhere with the help of the [[Gay Nigger Association of America]] and [[Anonymous]]. Beat up fat people wherever found, blow up all [[McDonald's]] and any other fast food joints that can be found, therefore removing a vital link in the hogs' food chain. Followers will be gained, since we all hate fatties, and a [[Hitler|strong leader]] will be found. Other countries will soon follow the good example set by your country and begin similar measures.
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| # Once in control of the government, round up all fatties in the country who are over 200 pounds without some kind of viable reason for their weight other than being fucking gluttons (tall people are exempt from this; they have an [[Bullshit|excuse]]).
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| # Send them to the nearest slaughterhouse and begin the massacre. Let them scream and waddle around while chainsawing them for extra points. Once [[Over 9000]] steaks have been cut, package them and send them to Africa to feed the niggs and transform them into a [[Cock|strong]] and [[Boner|prosperous]] people.
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| # ???
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| # [[PROFIT]]
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| == Reactions to this article ==
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| As with most of the content on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Encyclopædia Dramatica]], this page has caused quite a few angry reactions and [[lulz]]y rants from mentally retarded [[butthurt]] readers. And since the offended party in this case is comprised of fatasses, it makes everything just a little bit lulzier. The best part is, 90% of the people that attacked this page died in the next 5 minutes from being a fat fuck.
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| == Gallery ==
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| {{collapsegallery|The Whale Exhibit|fatgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Fat guys with instant six-packs.jpg
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| File:Fat chick selfie black and white.jpg
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| File:Fathead.jpg
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| File:Sweet mcdreams fatty.jpg
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| File:Urine burn.gif|
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Distendotummy.jpg|Don't worry it's full of delicious fried rice!
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| File:Creepy fatty.gif| Fat girls are often retards.
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| File:Water slide fatty.gif
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| File:Fat dance.gif|Fat people are shitheads.
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| File: Elvisfat.jpg| [[Elvis]] was a fat lardo!
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| File:Final Form.jpg
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| File:Daniel lambert.jpg|Ye veritable Personifficatione of Feast
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| File:Patriarchy Guide to the Female Body.png|A simple guide to the various types of fatties
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| File:Fatty tripping.gif
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| File:Dancing fat boy.gif|A fat child's experiments with jenkem.
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| File:Trampoline fatty.gif
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| File:Walrus Man.gif
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| File:Fatty.gif|Because fatties cannot reach their [[Cunt|private areas]], they must resort to alternative methods of masturbation.
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| File:GirlvinyalDONOTWANT.jpg|You'd think [[Girlvinyl|she]]'d know [[Fat Girl Angle Shot|better]] than taking full body shots of [[Whale|herself]].
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| File:Pig.jpg|[[Mongoloid|The fat they are believing]]... [[Sick fuck|Yumm yumm!...]]
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| File:No_Exit.jpg|FAT ADMIN!
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| File:Inertia on varying densities of fat cells.jpg|When fat people react to physics.
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| File:Reallybadlydonotwant.jpg|The pole is rated for 400 lbs. maximum weight limit...which isn't enough for this.
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| File:Bbw.jpg|BBW: only one of the adjectives fits.
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| File:Venus_at_a_Mirror_-_Peter_Paul_Rubens_-_1615AD.jpg|Not a [[goddess]], quite the fatty.
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| File:FAT.jpg|More to love, more to hate - an example of blindness-inducing image, featuring areems.
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| File:Fatbitches.jpg|When their gravitational pull attracts them, it's impossible to get them apart.
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| File:Fat Chicks.jpg
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| File:Fatassfuck.jpg
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| File:Fatasslogic.jpg
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| File:Fatty_in_stroller.jpg
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| File:Ddtmom.JPG|Being obese has its advantages.
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| File:TypicalAmericanDancer.gif|Fatties are often great dancers.
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| File:Pizza.jpg|Or try to mix sex and food.
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| File:85028962 l.jpg|The only type of person fat people seem to hook up with.
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| File:Bigcameltoe.jpg|Fatty with moose knuckle.
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| File:Fupa.jpg|"I'm melllttiiiing... I'm meeelllttiiiing..."
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| File:Jabba.jpg|Luke Skywalker's mother?
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| File:Huang-Jiaxin.jpg|Sexy time for the "big-boned."
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| File:Debb3.JPG|If you're quiet, you can hear it singing.
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| File:Lonely_whore.gif|Pwned
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| File:Gross2.jpg|Letting it all hang out.
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| File:Miosotis.jpg|Fat in all the right places.
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| File:Zombie fat.jpg|This zombie is fat.
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| File:Unpopular.jpg|Fat people plz step away from the camera.
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| File:Manboob.JPG|John Travolta is also fat.
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| File:Some_Sickos_Boob.jpg|Fucking fatties in #ed.
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| File:Sealion1.png|Typical fatty.
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| File:HolyCow2.jpg|GOOD LORD O MIGHTY!
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| File:Mflulz.jpg|Fat bitch is fat.
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| File:Anotherone.jpg|Even fat people do [[cosplay]]. Dear god.
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| File:DSC00666.JPG|The only thing fat girls are good for....
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| File:Thesugarmonster2.jpg|At 530 pounds, [http://thesugarmonster.livejournal.com/114631.html thesugarmonster] drinks out of a menstrual cup.
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| File:Gobefat.jpg|Proper treatment of those who choose to offend visually.
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| File:Fatbaby.jpg|OMG another fat Asian baby!
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| File:Fat cunt doingitwrong.jpg|No, you may not eat flowers..fatass...
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| File:Hooooooooolyshit.jpg|HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT!
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| File:Gossip3.JPG|Look mom, I'm in a rock band!
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| File:Fat-arafat.jpg|[[Futhman]], [[LJDrama]]'s token fatty.
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| File:Beatanorexia.jpg|[[A winner is you]]!
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| File:Fatty6516.jpg|cheese?!?!
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| File:Fat woman eating whole block of cheese.jpg|Fuck yeah, cheese
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| File:Disneyfat.jpg|A secret fatty would never take a picture like this.
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| File:Niggasmack.gif|Fat fuck getting what he deserves.
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| File:YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS.jpg|[[Furfag]]s invade every conceivable thing imaginable.
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| File:Fat chicks stand next to thin people.jpg|It's a little known fact that Kate Moss is actually pretty fat.
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| File:Fleshlight.jpg|If you own one of these, you are probably fat and a really good chance you will be [[dying alone]].
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| File:Delicious_cake2.PNG|A fatty in natural habitat
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| File:FEED ME NOW ANIME japanese.jpg|Fat bitches
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| File:KAY_EF_CE.png|First KFC opening ever. ACHTUNG: it makes you fat, niggas.
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| File:bethditto.jpg|Fatty tries to eat her own foot.
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| File:Ithungers.jpg|Beware of whale.
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| File:fupa1.jpg|John Cleese assesses a wild fupa (fucked up pussy area).
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| File:Fat blowjob.jpg|Fat women give head because they're hungry.
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| File:Attention whoredome.jpg|7th level of attention whoredom.
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| File:Ahhh my eyes.jpg|That [[dildo]] must be having a blast.
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| File:OldFatWhore.jpg|[[BoingBoing#Teresa_Nielsen_Hayden|TNH]].
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| File:Wheres the chair.JPG|If you look closely they say a chair will appear.
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| File:Fat Princess Panties.jpg|[[Fat Princess]]
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| File:Fatkids3sp.jpg
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| File:Typical Asian parents.jpg|Typical Asian parenting.
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| File:Fat Belly Flop.jpg|[[Pools closed]] due to fat.
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| File:Fat Giraffe.jpg
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| File:Fat Kid Marshmallow 02.jpg
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| File:Fat Steeler.jpg|Can you find the whale?
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| File:Fat_whale_woman.jpg
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| File:Fat_American_whale_with_mayo.jpg |fat [[American]] [[woman]] enjoying a light snack.
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| File:Kirstie-alley-fired-fat.jpg|[[Kirstie Alley]]
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| File:The_Sex4sure.jpg.jpg|delicious
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| File:Fredsarah.jpg|Fat
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| File:Mermaid.jpg|Only if you've been good this [[Christmas]]...
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| File:Obese-hitthis.jpg|Slap that fat ass.
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| File:Obese.jpg|HOT.
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| File:Fatpeople.jpg|When exposed to the sun, obese people may actually melt.
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| File:Notlucyliu.jpg|This is what a feminist looks like.
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| File:Fatblackbitch.jpg|Want a bite?
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| File:Aswr38.jpg|How Fat People Mate.
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| File:Fatt_keys.jpg|Obese people generally have small penises but ample breasts.
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| File:Fat_guy_on_computer.jpg|[[You]].
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| File:Nigger dive.gif
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| File:American Cheese Lover.jpg|Everybody loves Cheese{{tm}}
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| File:Duct tape, making the world a prettier place.jpg
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| File:1guy1cameracookie.jpg|Sometimes there's just so much [[ugly|beauty]] in the world.
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| File:EDfatproof.png|[[Fact|Everyone on ED is fat]].
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| File:OMNIBUS_(1).jpg|[[I came|He came]]. AND [[MAN THE HARPOONS]]!
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| File:Bustin_OUT.jpg|HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
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| File:FattysTiara.jpg|In odd occurrences, Fatties buy things that aren't cake.
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| File:Pies, You Say.gif|Pies, you say?
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| File:Burnthefat.jpg|You fucking wish.
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| File:POL.JPG|Stop Eating tubs of lard, fatty!
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| File:Fattycrystal.jpg|Note: A [[fat girl angle shot]] will only be successful if taken by the Hubble Telescope.
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| File:fat-girls-in-bikinis.jpg|[[Your mom]] was evidently big enough to fill up four fat bitches.
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| File:Pizza - American Pastime.jpg
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| File:Fat ice cream.png
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| File:Fat - Genetics.jpg
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| File:Fat - Fat And Furious.jpg
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| File:Fat_-_No_Fat_Girls_Allowed.jpg
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| File:Fat_-_Big_Boned.jpg
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| File:Obesity_And_Parenting.gif
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| File:Fat_-_Bouncy_Ball_Butt.jpg
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| File:Fat_-_Cankles.jpg|Cankles...
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| File:Fat_-_Shoes.jpg|Fatties always try to buy shoes/clothes in smaller sizes.
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| File:Fat_-_Children.jpg|Childhood obesity is primarily the fault of fat fuck parents.
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| File:Fat_-_Intense_Treadmill_Workout.jpg
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| File:America_-_American_Children.jpg|Mom: "He's just big boned"!
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| File:Fatbench.jpg|<center>Fatty Hate</center>
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| File:Fatty soap.jpeg|and they just kept pumping the enema into her
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| File:Fat_-_Anything_For_Cake.jpg|Anything for CAKE!
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| File:Fat_-_DDR_Fatty_Falling.gif|Fatties aren't very coordinated.
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| File:Fat_-_Drive-Thru_-_01.jpg
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| File:Fat_-_Drive-Thru_-_02.jpg
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| File:Fat_-_Fast_Food_Line_Sit_Down.jpg|How to tell you shouldn't be eating fast food.
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| File:Fat_-_Fat_Man_At_The_Beach.jpg|STUCK!
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| File:Fat_-_Hippo_Ass.jpg
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| File:Shit_Bricks_-_Naked_Fat_Arm.jpg|Look again (no, she's not actually naked).
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| File:Fat_-_The_Burger_Queen.jpg|It's the Burger Queen!
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| File:Fat_-_Two_Chairs.jpg|Fatties get <i>enormously</i> upset when charged for both ass cheeks.
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| File:Fat_-_We_Eat_Less.gif|Suuuuure ya do...
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| File:Fat_-_Glandular_Problems.jpg
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| File:Fat_-_Fatty_Patty_Jumbo_Love_Doll.jpg
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| File:Fat_-_Know_The_Difference.jpg
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| File:Fat_-_Laughing_Advice.jpg
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| File:Fat_-_Oversize_Load.jpg
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| File:DAMN.jpg
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| File:The_Amazing_Disappearing_Scooter.jpg
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| File:Fatass_Uses_Scooter_And_Kids_To_Stay_Fat.jpeg
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| File:Biggest_Scooter_User.jpg
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| File:Carramel008.jpg
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| File:Fat_-_Ass_Perch.jpg|Dat ass...
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| File:Fat_-_Just_Chillin.jpg|Is it just me or do those folds of flab look very fuckable?
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| File:Fat_-_Too_Fat_To_Work.jpg|Too [[lazy|fat]] to work!
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| File:so hurt.PNG|[[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]] is home to many sad hambeasts.
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| File:Fat_Melting_Fupa.jpg
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| File:Scooter Impact.jpg|Better than airbags!
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| File:Fatty throws kid.gif|At least his fighting class will help him cut down on weight.
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| File:Fat Princess Peach.jpg|TOO MUCH [[Delicious Cake|DELICIOUS CAEK]]!
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| Image:3D Tiger Shirt.jpg|Unleash your beast
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| Image:Fatgingerpig.jpg| Look at Chrissy's hot fat ass. lol
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| File:The right honorable sir eric pickles mp.jpg|This man is Britain's Special Envoy for post-Holocaust issues, such as malnutrition
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| File:Sir eric pickles in biscuits scandal.png|Acquitted, due to the evidence mysteriously disappearing overnight
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| File:Shag-4.jpg
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| File:Cgparents.jpg
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| File:Bloat.gif
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| File:Fat ugly russian woman.jpg|Devours male after breeding
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| File:Woman-fat-shamed-on-London-tube-with-hateful-card.jpg|How to handle fat people.
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| File:Heather - the saga of a fat knacker.png|One woman's struggle
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| File:Fat nigger hid weed in his flab rolls.jpg
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| File:Wut_Wut.jpg
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| File:No FGAS possible.jpg|Hawt
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| File:Romy2bbwchan.jpg
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| File:AntifaFAB.jpg|[[Antifa|Just like The Fatties]] from that one Judge Dredd comic.
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| == Videos ==
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| <center>
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| {{fv|fatvids2|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>BQuWnLmqt94</youtube>'''My 600lb Life (but with tuba music)'''
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| |<youtube>VLVhxtDBK64</youtube><br>
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| |<youtube>7Osu4zew6pU</youtube>'''*Vomits*'''
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| |<youtube>F0VtYe4lZ7I</youtube>'''Surprisingly, this fat cunt hasn't devoured her children yet.'''
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| |<youtube>YC1CUl4XcZc</youtube>'''*BREATHING INTENSIFIES*'''
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| |<youtube>ColRB4mPCYE</youtube>'''[[Donna Simpson]] "[[Bullshit|loves her weight]]", said as she is exhausted from putting clothes on.'''
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| |<youtube>nqM7AFL4ixA</youtube>'''Could you possibly be any louder?'''
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| |<youtube>KsfTZ6ca7Lg</youtube>'''Lardass Theme Song.'''
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| |<youtube>17DOj9rdt88</youtube>'''[[Filthy Frank]] knows what's up.'''
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| }}
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| </center>
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| == Final Thoughts ==
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| [[File:Fat man in see-thru mac.jpg|thumb|right|225px|A fatty, wearing his invisibility cloak]]
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| {{quote|Your kind often complains about "invisibility," but the truth is that you want to be invisible because when people look at you and react to you in a natural way you are outraged by their disgust. They aren't bad people because they are disgusted, you are a bad person because you are disgusting.
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| |The Truth|}}
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| == Fat Related Articles ==
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| [[File:Tapeworm diet.jpg|right|600px|thumb|The only thing [[you]] should be eating]]
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| * [[Man The Harpoons]]
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| * [[FA]]/[[FFA]]
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| * [[Fat Acceptance Movement]]
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| * [[Fat Shaming]]
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| * [[Fatass Denial Bloggers]]
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| * [[Pro-Ana]]
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| * [[American]]
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| * [[Curvy]]
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| * [[BBWchan]]
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| * [[BBW Porn Sites]]
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| * [[Epic Meal Time]] - It's more of a porno for fatties.
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| * [[Fat Chicks in Party Hats]]
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| * [[Food pyramid]]
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| * [[Pregnophile]]
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| * [[Krispy Kreme]]
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| * [[Kylie Lannigan]]
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| * [[Hogging]]
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| * [[Prader-Willi Syndrome]]
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| * [[WisCon]]
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| * [[Yeti]]
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| * [[NeoGAF]]
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| * [[ResetERA]]
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| ** [[The Amazing Atheist]]
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| ** [[Epic fat guy]]
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| ** [[Rob Ford]]
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| ** [[Oprah Winfrey]]
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| ** [[Tim Russert]]
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| ** [[Paula Deen]]
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| ** [[Fat Princess]] – God dammit, Sony.
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| ** [[Ivo Robotnik]]
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| ** [[Mario]]
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| ** [[Jenn Leyva]]
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| ** [[JonTron]]
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| ** [[Roseanne Barr]]
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| ** [[Rosie O'Donnell]]
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| ** [[Shay]] – Warning: do not read while eating
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| ** [[Katiesinger123]] – Hagrid sang in his youth?
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| ** [[Tofer]]
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| ** [[Tori Sue Heck]]
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| ** [[The Biggest Loser]] – A TV show where people fap to fat.
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| ** [[Tubcat]]
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| ** [[Wario]]
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| ** [[Wwedx2007]]
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| ** [[Liz Shaw]]
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| ** [[Zoe Quinn]]
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| ** Belgian Health Minister [[Maggie de Block]]
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| == Fat External Links ==
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| [[File:Excelsior - the largest cake on earth (1889).png|175px|right|thumb|[[Cake|Not a lie.]]]]
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| * [http://archive.is/FN7wk Help King Gluttony eat himself to death]
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| * Fat porn (at [[7898chan]]) is only a click away [http://archive.is/jzoYa]
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| * <s>[http://www.leonardnimoyphotography.com/7body.htm It figures--Leonard Nimroy is a chubby chaser!]</s> BALEETED!
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| * [http://archive.is/rxkkI Fat loss for idiots]
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| * [http://archive.is/4tXG0 Fat woman bites off boyfriend's tongue during a kiss]
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| * [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7069914.stm Fat gives you cancer]
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| * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=488236&in_page_id=1879 Non-fat turncoat bitches trying to make fat people out to be something other than subhuman]. In England, they are known as The Cancer That's Killing Society.
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| * [http://www.bigguts.com/forum/index.php A place where hambeasts intentionally become even more fat and show themselves off]
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| * [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/23/plus-size-barbie_n_4492487.html#slide=2021690 Fat Barbie dolls now available thanks to the SRS]
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| * [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/23/plus-size-barbie_n_4492487.html#slide=2021690 Fat Barbie dolls now available thanks to the SRS]
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| * [http://archive.is/JE1iW Nigel's Big Game blog]. Handy tips for the lovers of larger women.
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| * [https://www.facebook.com/crissylynne1988 Talk to real real ugly fat pig who likes weed, food, and being a bi-sexual attention whore of a failure in life]
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| *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QglLPMxvk1g Watch this fatty try to be funny while trying to eat the camera.]
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| *[https://www.facebook.com/PublicEnemyofWestland Talk to Tommy and ask him about being an internet tough fatty and if he wants a Big Mac. Major troll bait.]
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