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| [[Image:IHE.png|thumb|The face that started it all.]]
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| [[Image:IHateEverything2012.png|thumb|Real photo of IHE from 2012.]]
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| [[Image:AlexBoltonIHE.png|thumb|The grinch who ruined Christmas.]]
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| {{ytuser|IHEOfficial|I Hate Everything}} ([[powerword|'''Alex Bolton''']]; commonly referred to as '''IHE''') is an [[unfunny]], boring [[Britfag]] who produces time-wasting videos [[rant]]ing about anything prevalent in the youth of today, often returning to the most controversial videos several weeks later and creating a "Comment Comeback" to add further insult to injury. While not living up to his name, IHE is known for being one of the biggest hypocrites in the history of the [[internets]], claiming to "hate everything" that has [[Life|ever existed, does exist, and will exist]], despite apparently liking [[Cat|cats]], [[Lord of The Rings]], [[Down Syndrome|drawing]], wearing ladies' underwear and a multitude of different things any [[beta male]] fuckwit in their 20s would enjoy. He mentions that he spends his livelihood doing this shit. Whether IHE actually despises the subjects of his videos, is [[Some argue|debatable]].
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| ==Summary==
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| [[Image:I Love Everything.png|thumb|This fan-made [[Unfunny|parody channel]] claims to '''[[Gay|love everything]]'''. ''[[Divide by zero|Just let that sink in for a bit]]''...]]
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| {{quote|My entire personality is based around [[bullshit|reason and logic]]. |IHE [[USI|describing himself]].}}
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| IHE began his quest through the [[Tubes]] in late 2013 following a lash-out at [[PewDiePie]]'s "rapid fans", which earned him a big deal of attention. As a result of these videos, IHE has developed a cesspool of teenage [[Moralfags]] and half-witted [[Fantard|fanatics]] who will endlessly bicker for hours on end, debating whether the subject of the video is [[shit]] or not shit; resulting in extreme [[RAGE|raeg]] for both parties. Profanities in IHE's earliest rants were completely censored for the safety of the young pre-teen audience that sperg-out over seeing the title of the video, [[Truth|even though these juvenile keyboard warriors are already using swear words anyway]] (as evidenced in their rage-filled manifestos left in the comments section).
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| Firstly, the title of almost every video on his channel is in [[ALL CAPS]]. A typical IHE video will begin with a black inter-title, yellow text, and a "warning alarm" sound effect, followed by a template stating that the video is just his opinion. The background music in his videos are known to be some of the most generic "stock music" samples that have ever existed. He gets almost all of his music from [http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/ this website]. Half of the time IHE only points out a specific attribute to the topic he is ranting about, either that or he is shitting over Aqua Man and/or Kite-Man's face(s) throughout the majority of the video.
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| For example, in "I HATE [[Failbook|FACEBOOK]]" he bitches on about the profile pictures of individual users on the site for [[TL;DW|4 whole minutes]] and nothing else. It should be noted that profile pictures constitute little-to-nothing in regards to the entirety of a website.
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| And if you didn't think that was enough, he even has his own fucking Wiki: http://i-hate-everything.wikia.com/wiki/I_Hate_Everything_Wiki. Here he says "[he] will never reveal his [[Lie|face]], age, and favorite brand of cereal, cock size, etc." So we will do that for him:
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| # [[file:IHE_exploitable.png|35px]]
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| # {{age|1994|3|15}} years old
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| # Shreddies
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| # 4.2in
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| There, was it so fucking difficult?
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| {{clear}}
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| On Christmas Eve, 2016, Alex, along with [[Juggalo|ColossalIsCrazy]], revealed their faces on each other's Twitter accounts.
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| ==Series==
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| I Hate Everything has created several series on his YouTube channel, all of which are infested with faggots:
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| ===I HATE===
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| The primary series of the channel, and the one that IHE is most famous for. Videos in this series outline something that he hates in a lame, monologue 3-8 minute rant, typically accompanied by various Marvel/DC Comics characters, shitty stock music, and an endless cascade of justifications and over-exaggerations. It should also be noted that this series boasts the pinnacle of drama, flooded with angsty teenagers and mindless fanfags who will defend their internet idol until [[Never|the day they lose their virginity]].
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| ===The Search For The Worst===
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| An immoderate attempt to watch all of the shittiest movies ever made in hopes of finding [[garbage|"the worst of the worst"]]. Almost all of the episodes in this series are based around films that are featured in [[IMDb]]'s Bottom 100 List. IHE will often resort to recording his initial reaction while watching through the entire film and then uploading it to his channel in the "Trying to Watch" series, in hopes that anyone will care to see how time-wasting these videos are.
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| ===Trying To Watch===
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| A series where IHE forces himself to watch through the movies that he reviews in "The Search For The Worst". Almost completely un-edited, and span anywhere between 10-35 fucking minutes. You'd wonder how it counts as a 'transformative work' under Fair Use.
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| ===Comment Comeback===
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| The lulzy aftermath of thousands of butthurt fantards plunging their huge rage-boner through [[The Google|Google+]] and into IHE's fanmail for him to react to one-by-one.
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| ===Dramatic Reading===
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| IHE ironically reads through some of the most God-awful [[DeviantART]] stories ever published. This series is proven to increase [[Suicide|suicidal tendencies]] among viewers.
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| ===Top 5's===
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| The Top 5 of something relating to mainstream media. Examples would include:
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| * The 5 WORST Movies of 2014
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| * The 5 WORST Fanbases of 2015
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| * The Top 5 [[Halo]] Campaigns
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| ===Mini Rants===
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| Basically an addition to the main "I HATE" series, but typically featuring three different topics mashed into a 5 minute clip. Almost all of these topics are completely insignificant to be worth consideration by anyone, not even /b/. Scraps such as:
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| * [[Dub the Dew|Energy Drinks]]
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| * [[Fetish|Finger Licking]]
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| * [[Gay|Shirtless Men]]
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| ===Q&A's===
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| [[Image:Typical IHE Q&A.png|thumb|Typical IHE Question.]]
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| Some people actually have the time to ask this cockhead some questions, the majority of them consisting of:
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| {{quote|[[No|DO YOU ACTUALLY '''HATE''' EVERYTHING?!?!]]}}
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| {{clear}}
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| ===Specials===
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| [[You|Some more time-wasting bullshit thing that no-one cares about]].
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| ==Things he hates==
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| * All social media
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| * [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|My Little Pony]]
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| * [[Meme|Memes]]
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| * [[Damn]] Daniel
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| * [[Retard|DURR PLANT]]
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| * Video games
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| * [[Sonic The Hedgehog]]
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| * [[Pokémon]]
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| * [[Five Nights at Freddy's]]
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| * [[Star Wars|George Lucas]]
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| * [[Emoji]]s
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| * [[Faggot|Himself]]
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| * [[Bronies]]
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| * [[Cool Cat]]
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| * [[Suicide Squad]]
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| * [[Foodfight]]
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| * [[Michael Bay]]'s [[Transformers]]
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| * [[PSY]]
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| * Dust
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| * Reaction videos
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| * His [[fanboys]]
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| * [[The Big Bang Theory]]
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| * [[Anime]]
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| * [[Azns|Minions]] from [[Crap|Despicable Me]]
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| * [[Shark]] [[Exorcist]]
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| * [[The Incredible Hulk|The Amazing Bulk]]
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| * [[DeviantART]]
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| * Critics and audiences
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| * Comic books to movies
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| * [[Fred]]
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| * [[Shane Dawson]]
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| * [[Tumblr]]
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| * [[4Chan]]
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| * [[Jews]]
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| * [[Niggers]]
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| * [[Mars]] Bars
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| * [[Kurt Cobain]]
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| * [[Video Brinquedo]]
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| * Johnny Cash
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| * [[The Beatles]]
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| * [[News]]
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| * The year [[2016]]
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| * [[9/11]]
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| * [[YouTube]]
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| * Parodies
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| * [[Life]]
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| * [[Rule 34]]
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| * [[Money]]
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| * [[Earth]]
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| * [[You]]
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| It is only a matter of time before an [[DO IT FGT|"I HATE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA"]] episode becomes evident.
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| ==Copyright drama==
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| Last Tuesday, a mentally retarded stripper named [[Derek Savage]] made a movie about the furry child-loving hero [[Cool Cat]]. Like any shit movie, it was bound to reach the internet at one point or another. The first person to review it was [[YourMovieSucksDOTorg|YourMovieSucks]]. Strangely, Derek enjoyed the review and he maintains a good friendship with the reviewer. It wasn't until two more reviews were flagged that the entire internet began to see just how batshit Derek truly was. Derek has flagged down [[Samefag|Bobsheaux]] and, more infamously, I Hate Everything's reviews of Cool Cat Saves the Kids. This has led to a blood feud between IHE and Derek which'll likely never die out until IHE apologizes for criticizing a movie Derek likely faps to every Tuesday. This feud has stagnated to the point that Derek made a video attempting to justify flagging down IHE's review, which only made him look like more of a retard.
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| Eventually, IHE received an e-mail from a supposed pair of lawyers regarding another movie IHE reviewed. Considering how IHE is [[no | smarter]] than those who don't know what being an hero really means, he learned that:
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| #The lawyers weren't real.
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| #The people behind the film in question didn't give a shit about IHE's review.
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| #The sender used a Yahoo! e-mail.
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| As of now, by some freak miracle, IHE's review of the movie is back on YouTube, and Derek, after getting told off by the one reviewer he was OK with, re-uploaded a trailer for a movie YMS was intended to make a cameo in and had him taken out. It's safe to say that Derek will become [[an hero]] very soon.
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| ==IHE's YouTube channel gets [[Baleeted]] for 24 hours==
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| [[Image:IHE YT Baleeted.png|Deep shit.]]
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| </center>
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| On January 19th, 2016, JewTube banned IHE's main account after flagging his "[[Edgy|DESTROYING The Little Panda Fighter]]" video. IHE fled to his alt account, "[[1guy1jar|JAR]] Media" and raised a massive public outcry over all of his years of hard work being lost 4ever. The following video was concocted:
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| {| align="center" style="padding:0px;"
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| |<center><big>'''[[ALL CAPS|IHE TAKEN DOWN BY YOUTUBE]]'''</big></center><br>
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| <center><youtube>I6LJBmSMDFs</youtube></center>
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| <br>
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| {{quote|What is happening here? What is going on?! How is this going against any community guidelines? How am I breaking any rules here? This is a joke. This has to be a fucking joke. [[BAW|C'mon this has to be a joke; I'm so fucked]]. I'm '''FUCKED'''. Do you understand how fucking screwed I am right now? I don't know what to do; I really don't. |IHE's emoquit-statement.}}
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| Almost everyone associated with the tubes flipped a huge Sperg-out over this [[Yeah right|horrific tragedy]], and the internet feared the demise of their [[SammyClassicSonicFan|socially-awkward asspie teen's]] favorite internet "critic". Consequently, IHE's temporary demise gave birth to the new shitty [[Twitter]] fagtag: "[[Stupidity|#FreeIHE]]", brought to you by {{ytchannel|UCsGHksmr-pAzJ_xoL-CnwYg|this Nintendo-obsessed fuckwad}}!
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| '''JANUARY 20TH UPDATE:''' He's back, and this entire event caused a fuck-ton of unnecessary panic in 24-hours, thanks to IHE's socially-inept aspie fag fanbase.
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| ==IHE's most notable video==
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| {| align="center" style="padding:0px;"
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| |<center><big>'''/b/'''</big></center><br>
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| <center><youtube>7yPzMXLenzw</youtube></center>
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| {{quote|Oh and if you are easily [[Offended|offended]], I would recommend skipping this one, not because my opinion should come across as offensive, but more because it is hard to talk about 4chan without showing examples of [[B|all the horrors it hosts]]. |'''I Hate Everything''' - ''Reminding his [[13-year-old boy|fanbase]] how evil the internet is.''}}
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| ==IHE's Anxiety problem==
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| [[File:IHEprivacysnitch.png|400px|center]]
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| <center>One of his loyal fans sells us out.</center>
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| {| align="center" style="padding:0px;"
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| |<center><big>'''I HATE ANXIETY (AND STALKERS)'''</big></center><br>
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| <center><youtube>t6dlyliVVKQ</youtube></center>
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| <br>
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| |}
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| This is probably the main reason his butthurt fans vandalise this article, [[fail|which is fucking stupid and has absolutely no effect]] since the previous version of the article stays in the article's edit history even when it has been vandalised.
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| ==I Hate Fanart==
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| {{cg||Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:IHE Exploitable 2.png|Oh exploitable!
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| Image:IHE Fanart 1.png|
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| Image:IHE Fanart 2.PNG|IHE is [[James Holmes]] confirmed.
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| Image:IHE Fanart 3.png|
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:IHE Fanart 5.jpg|
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| Image:IHE Fanart 6.jpg|Even the Ponyfags are in on this.
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| Image:IHE Fanart 9.jpg|
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| Image:IHE Fanart 10.jpg|No.
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| Image:IHE Fanart 15.png|
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| Image:IHE Fanart 16.png|Best fanart on the whole page.
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| Image:IHE Fanart 20.jpg|
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| Image:IHE GIF 1.gif|It ain't gonna get anymore retarded than this.
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| ==Trivia==
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| [[Image:AmbushedOrange.jpg|thumb|"Jamie Beltman", IHE's younger brother displaying his autistic traits and worship of [[Sonic The Hedgehog|Sanic.]]]]
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| [[File:IHE T-Shirt.gif|thumb|Now you can express your hatred to the world!]]
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| * He denies his love for [[SpongeBob|Aquaman]] and Kite-Man.
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| * He was born in [[New Zealand]].
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| * He lives in Wiltshire, United Kingdom.
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| * He is too scared to make an "I Hate Religion" video, as proven in both of his Q&A videos, ([[Shit Nobody Cares About|episodes 4 & 5 respectively]]).
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| * He portrays [[SammyClassicSonicFan]] as a profound scholar.
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| * He loves the [[Lego|Lego Movie]], despite apparently "hating everything"...
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| * His mother's name is [[MILF|Julie]].
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| * His [[Xbox]] live account is "[[Gay|PinkishPrawn]]".
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| * {{ytchannel|UCQjoNBd0fwWskE2707cNHdA| Jamie Beltman}} is his younger brother and only friend.
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Internet Hate Machine]]
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| *[[RAEG]]
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| *[[Moralfag]]
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| *[[Cool Cat]]
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| *[[Derek Savage]]
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| *[[The Harlan Show]]
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| *[[YourMovieSucksDOTorg]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[https://www.flickr.com/photos/lloydanderson/ His old flickr]
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| *{{ytuser|RNLGames}} His (former) gaming channel, <s>which he removed all of the content from out of embarrassment after his fans discovered it.</s> He put one of them back up in a sad attempt to gain more views.
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| *{{ytuser|JARMediaOfficial}} His ALT account.
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| *{{ytuser|Manmanboyboyman}} He now makes his own autistic music videos with this account. Note the [[gay]] username.
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| *{{facebook|IHateEverythingOfficial}}
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| *{{facebook|julie.bolton.1694|His mother's facebook}} {{archive|C4rUB|Archived}}
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| *{{facebook|manmanboyboyman|His personal facebook}} {{archive|uW1JY|Archived}}
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| *{{twitter|IHE_OFFICIAL}}
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| *{{facebook|lloyd.anderson.18|His old facebook}} {{archive|DWrW5}}
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| *{{dauser|iheofficial}}
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| *'''[http://www.imdb.com/user/ur25915042/ IMDb (xela263)]'''
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| *{{steam|76561198067779562|IHE's Steam Profile}}
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| *'''[https://vid.me/IHE_Official His VidMe account]'''
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