Allege

Legalese for the truth.

Anything that has been alleged is invariably true but has not been proven in a court of law. The use of the term allows a liberal to avoid being called up on defamation charges because technically the term means "rumored", regardless of common knowledge to the contrary.

Synonym: Fact

Antonym: Fiction

That which is alleged is called an allegation. This means that the person who so alleges is the alligator.

Famous allegations

• Albert Einstein's General Theory of Relativity is alleged to be incredibly interesting.
• Michael Jackson was alleged to be a pedophile, and is now alleged to be dead.
• Meele is alleged to be ugly.
• Nomadlisa is alleged to be a murderer.
• Furfag are alleged to be perverted animal fuckers.
• Ghostlight is alleged to be a raging douchebag.
• Glenn Beck is alleged to have raped a young girl in 1990.
• Ellen Feiss is an alleged druggie.
• The Holocaust is alleged to be a hoax perpetrated by Jews.
• The Jews are alleged to have coordinated the 9/11 attacks.
• Jews are alleged to control the control the government and the world.
• Paris Hilton is alleged to be a slut.
• halo is alleged to be a pretty cool guy.
• Your Mom is alleged to have had buttsex with me last night.

See Also

• So-called
• Some argue