DMT
DMT, short for N,N-Dimethyltryptamine, is the most hardcoar psychedelic drug known to man. While DMT can be found in many plants including blades of grass and also your pineal gland, the crystallized or powdered forms that get you high are easy to obtain and affordable if you're willing to buttfuck your mind. However, if you are a chemist, you can extract enough DMT from grass to trip many balls. Alternatively you can look it up on teh google and extract it with pool chemicals, a few buckets and a turkey baster ("How to Make DMT"). The effects last from seven to ten minutes. Many people who have taken DMT report seeing aliens, and when asked to describe the aliens, all describe the same aliens. The most common ways to do DMT are smoking or snorting. After people do DMT, they will forever think that they are the shit because they found, paid for, and ingested the most ridiculous psychedelic on Teegeeack when in reality DMT is a natural chemical in the human body. It's possible DMT is also released in mass quantities when one is about to die, so clearly the easiest and cheapest way to attain DMT and trip is to kill yourself right now.
If you live in the black person, have access to a shaman and are batshit insane, then you may like to try a refreshing beverage alternative to smoking or snorting DMT. This delicious drink is called Ayahuasca and is for those who find LSD 'a bit vanilla'. Some of its more positive effects are the ability to see millions of So i herd u liek mudkip along with the likelihood of explosive diarrhea and vomit that would put tubgirl to shame.
5-MeO-DMT
5-Methoxy-dimethyltriptamine is the ugly sister of DMT. It can easily be obtained online because of its legal status, or found in many natural sources like various plants and toads. If DMT makes you feel like you're being catapulted into the center of the universe and seeing alternate dimensions, 5-MeO-DMT makes you feel like you're being catapulted into a black hole or a meat grinder. All of your friends who say they've done DMT are lying and they've really done 5-MeO-DMT.
Colorado River Toad
It's been said Bufo alvarius, also known as the Colorado river toad or the sonoran desert toad, is a big, fat brown toad that lives in the sonoran desert or the rivers of Colorado. The venom milked from the glands can be dried and smoked because it contains bufotenin and small amounts of 5-methoxy-dimethyltryptamine. Orally taking the venom ("licking toads") is dangerous because fucktards don't know that there are cardiotoxic (kills your heart you fucking moron) substances in the venom that are only active orally. But you'll probably be fine because... well I don't know, but you will be, for sure. DO IT FAGGOT.
5-OH-DMT
The even uglier sister of DMT, also known as Bufotenine. It has amazing and life-changing effects such as severe physical discomfort including circulatory distress, nausea, psychological distress (panic and fear), severe skin flushing, and the possibility of being fatal. And it's illegal in the US and most other countries too. But you're a faggot with no good connections for real DMT, so why not give it a whirl?
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