Fisting

The Lulz Turtle gets down with his bad self.

How to stretch your bitch to take a fist.

Only your Mom and Aria Giovanni can do this

Fisting is popular among the sophistacted and rich, much like brunch.

Putting your fist up a hot chick's ass or pussy. Any questions? Only your sister can take a fist, unless you have the tiny hands of a pussy. Also, if you shag a woman who can, you will invariably get a disease. Any man who wants to do this may be into guro, so beware.

PROTIP: Christians should keep in mind that God is OK with fisting. LOL WUT.

Marvel Comics also aim to spreading the fashion of fisting

However, there are somelonely faggots who fist themselves, such as:

Hillary Clinton
Dr. Laura Schlessnigger
Al Gore
Jack Thompson
Guidos
Niggers
Members of shitty bands such as My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Slipknot and Linkin Park
The 13 year old fanboys and 16 year old fangirls of aforementioned shitty bands
You and your fellow basement-dwellers

	“	A Christian couple can use fisting to build trust and intimacy between them, as well as strengthening their relationship with the Lord.	„
	— Raptor Jesus