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[[Image:Aion_queue.jpg|thumb|Waiting...]] | [[Image:Aion_queue.jpg|thumb|Waiting...]] | ||
[[Image: | [[Image:LaniBlazier1.jpg|thumb|150px|Eventually NCsoft will force [[whore|Lani Blazier]], the [[shit|producer]] of Aion to [[strip]] as a last desperate attempt to get more subs.]] | ||
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'''''Aion''''', also known as ''[[moonspeak|タワー オブ アイオン]]'', ''[[what|아이온: 영원의 탑]]'', ''Lineage II with Wings'', and ''[[azn|Land of the Chinese Gold Farmers]]'', is another [[shit|MMO]] made by [[Korea]]’s version of [[Blizzard]], NCsoft. If [[you]] really liked ''[[World of Warcraft]]'', or any other MMO for that matter, then you’re in luck. With ''Aion'', you won’t be leaving your basement anytime soon, as the developers have made a game that would have graphics that would be as [[blu-ray|realistic]] as a fucking movie, but have content as interesting as a [[Sonichu]] comic.<br/><br/>After ripping off the CryEngine used for ''[[Crysis]]'' graphics, the game developers decided gameplay didn't need to be unique or different from other games. People would only be allowed to complete content in their shiny new mmo and get much needed Internet fame if they had dedication. So, if you aren't willing to give up your life savings and several thousand hours in playtime, then you're out of luck. The plot and gameplay don’t really make any sense in the beginning either, and as [[you]] slowly wrap your head around how the game works, [[you]] soon realize that you will be sitting in your chair for a LONG time. The community is not much help either, as it 50% gold spammers, 25% [[13 year old boys]], and 25% [[Chris Hansen|pedos]]. | '''''Aion''''', also known as ''[[moonspeak|タワー オブ アイオン]]'', ''[[what|아이온: 영원의 탑]]'', ''Lineage II with Wings'', and ''[[azn|Land of the Chinese Gold Farmers]]'', is another [[shit|MMO]] made by [[Korea]]’s version of [[Blizzard]], NCsoft. If [[you]] really liked ''[[World of Warcraft]]'', or any other MMO for that matter, then you’re in luck. With ''Aion'', you won’t be leaving your basement anytime soon, as the developers have made a game that would have graphics that would be as [[blu-ray|realistic]] as a fucking movie, but have content as interesting as a [[Sonichu]] comic.<br/><br/>After ripping off the CryEngine used for ''[[Crysis]]'' graphics, the game developers decided gameplay didn't need to be unique or different from other games. People would only be allowed to complete content in their shiny new mmo and get much needed Internet fame if they had dedication. So, if you aren't willing to give up your life savings and several thousand hours in playtime, then you're out of luck. The plot and gameplay don’t really make any sense in the beginning either, and as [[you]] slowly wrap your head around how the game works, [[you]] soon realize that you will be sitting in your chair for a LONG time. The community is not much help either, as it 50% gold spammers, 25% [[13 year old boys]], and 25% [[Chris Hansen|pedos]]. | ||
==The Gameplay== | ==The Gameplay== | ||
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==Races & Classes== | ==Races & Classes== | ||
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[[File:Prussianblue.jpg|thumb | [[File:Prussianblue.jpg|thumb|Typical [[White supremacist|Elyos]] Player]] | ||
===Races=== | ===Races=== | ||
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==Great Trolls? Or Greatest Trolls?== | ==Great Trolls? Or Greatest Trolls?== | ||
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===Short Timeline of ''Aion''=== | ===Short Timeline of ''Aion''=== | ||
[[Image:Awesomereview.png|thumb|Typical [[fanboy|''Aion'' fanboy]] review]] | <!-- [[Image:Awesomereview.png|thumb|Typical [[fanboy|''Aion'' fanboy]] review]] --> | ||
[[Image:Google_Aion.png|thumb|[[The Google|Google]] never lies]] | <!-- [[Image:Google_Aion.png|thumb|[[The Google|Google]] never lies]] --> | ||
[[File:Eq2flames_meta_aion_truth.PNG|thumb|[[EQ2Flames]] user Meta explains to a fanboy.]] | <!-- [[File:Eq2flames_meta_aion_truth.PNG|thumb|[[EQ2Flames]] user Meta explains to a fanboy.]] --> | ||
''Note'': Everything mentioned below is still [[drama]] on the forums. Even 11 months later, that's how [[butthurt]] these [[fanboy|Aion Fanboys]] are. | ''Note'': Everything mentioned below is still [[drama]] on the forums. Even 11 months later, that's how [[butthurt]] these [[fanboy|Aion Fanboys]] are. | ||
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==Tits or GTFO== | ==Tits or GTFO== | ||
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''Aion'' is [[one]] of [[dungeons and dragons|two]] MMORPGs that feature Aurora Technology's Gender Identity System. With this system, [[Men|players]] who want to create a female character must pass a [[tits or GTFO|Webcam Test]]. Aurora Technology believes that restoring a player's real gender can [[bullshit|make female players feel respected]].<br/>It should be noted that lulz would likely ensue if an actual female were to fail said webcam test. | ''Aion'' is [[one]] of [[dungeons and dragons|two]] MMORPGs that feature Aurora Technology's Gender Identity System. With this system, [[Men|players]] who want to create a female character must pass a [[tits or GTFO|Webcam Test]]. Aurora Technology believes that restoring a player's real gender can [[bullshit|make female players feel respected]].<br/>It should be noted that lulz would likely ensue if an actual female were to fail said webcam test. | ||
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NCSoft, with its abundance of intellect, recently decided to block IP address ranges where a large percentage of users fell under the same IP. Considering that a substantial number of players were connecting via proxies due to NCSoft's server lag, this was an [[obvious]] mistake. | NCSoft, with its abundance of intellect, recently decided to block IP address ranges where a large percentage of users fell under the same IP. Considering that a substantial number of players were connecting via proxies due to NCSoft's server lag, this was an [[obvious]] mistake. | ||
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==Pool's Closed== | ==Pool's Closed== | ||
[[Image:aion-fail.jpg|frame|center|After 10 minutes of playtime, the server is going to boot you, and you're going to see this screen again.]] | [[Image:aion-fail.jpg|frame|center|After 10 minutes of playtime, the server is going to boot you, and you're going to see this screen again.]] | ||
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No way I'm transferring now. | No way I'm transferring now. | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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***''[[Final Fantasy XIV]]'', another overhyped, doomed-piece-of-shit | ***''[[Final Fantasy XIV]]'', another overhyped, doomed-piece-of-shit | ||
*''[[Pokémon]]'' | *''[[Pokémon]]'' | ||
*[[ | *''[[Rogue]]'', a superior RPG | ||
*''[[World of Warcraft]]'' | *''[[World of Warcraft]]'' | ||
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*[http://aionnexus.net/index.php?topic=20.0 Can you guess] [[STOFlames|what happened?]] | *[http://aionnexus.net/index.php?topic=20.0 Can you guess] [[STOFlames|what happened?]] | ||
*[[wikipedia:Aion|TOW]] | *[[wikipedia:Aion|TOW]] | ||
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{{mmoseries}} | {{mmoseries}} | ||
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