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What happens when you mix [[poser|wannabe]] [[guido]] with [[furry]]? Many a user has wondered if such an abomination could exist, yet among the yiff infested bowels of [[Furaffinity]] emerged '''Cristiano Denielo-Mcciano Roberts''' otherwise known as '''[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/jwolfsky/ Jwolfsky]'''. He is a [[fat]] [[homosexual]] furfaggot currenting residing in Colorado, famous for being the king of overreacting and swinging his smelly balls in the faces of his friends, family, and league of special worshippers. When he's not pretending he's in the mafia and stating he has "connections", he's busy fapping to [[sick fuck | foot fetish furry porn]] and [[tracing]] his over priced commissions. He gained popularity on FA because of his super cool "paw" pictures and his unique ability to create a clusterfuck of idiocracy where ever he lurks. He is often accompanied by his girlfriend [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/tape/ Tape], who will defend his [[pussy| sorry ass]] everytime he gets himself in trouble. When you think he's done flapping his vagina about, he throws you for a loop and starts even more shit.  

{{quote| Bitch can't back up her talk. We shut her fucking mouth babe. Defenseless cunt she is lolololol| Jwolfsky. An articulate gentleman.}}

As expected by a popufur, any artwork Jwolfsky shits out is instantly worshipped by his circle jerk of feet sniffing fans. [[Last Thursday]] Jwolf created a [http://skipp100.deviantart.com/ deviantart account], which is full of lulzy old pictures and terrible anatomy. Keep in mind, these were made in 2006; his newer artwork is [[shit | much better.]]

My reason for leaving is that [[lie|I dont have the time like i used to]]. There is a lot going on and I can't do art and requests ontop of that. Besides, I grow tired of people getting on my ass for there impatience and envy. Not all of you are like this, but some are. It also bothers me of what people do to get art. Make up lies? It sucks, Its pathetic.  Its also how people do anything for attention. Its showing no integrity or respect in ones self. [[lolwut| I'm also fed up with the the drama.]] I just got more essential things to do then worry about all these problems that don't concern me, but affect me emotionally. I hope things improve on DA. |Skipp100, ''not being a dramafur''.}}

Of course, Jwolfsky realized that he can't go through life without his cunt being licked by his fellow sick-fuck brethren, so this absence from the internet didn't last very long. Soon he turned his chubby tits to a certain little site called [[Furaffinity]]. But this time, he knew he would really have to rack up some pageviews. His work was at a skill level equivalent to a five year old. The plan of action was an easy one: [[retard| start tracing to pretend he was good.]] Now his foot pictures would actually look somewhat [[no| decent]] and assist with [[profit]]. Regardless of his cheating all of his traces are still vomit inducing.

The funniest thing about Jwolfsky is that ''he claims to hate drama of any kind.'' He always talks about "furfags and their stupid drama" but fails to realize that '''he is the very thing that he hates.''' This is painfully obvious to everyone else yet he doesn't see it. More evidence of his hypocracies lies in his discontent with "creepers" and "creepy comments". [[sarcasm|Because obsessing over someone's feet stank ttly isn't creepy at all, Skippy.]]

<center>[[File:Skippyloks53.jpg|1000px|thumb|center|The backlash in all of it's disorderly glory.]]

{{frame|{{morphquote|skippylulzz|o|o|I don't draw what people want for free. Fuck that! I'm not your slave ... Don't like the prices? Tough. Don't commission me. I can care less if I get zero commissions. It's totally fine.|A befitting response to an innocent comment.|I'm not a typical furry. I don't spend my time on the internet 24/7 faving every drawing I see or watching every artist out there, feeling like I'm somebody important because of it. Hell no. Get a fucking life.|[[ORLY]]|Most furries can't hold a job to save there life. That's why most of them reside to doing commissions for a living because they can't handle the real world. Sorry that mommy and daddy didn't raise you right.| Is he talking about himself here or someone else? }}}}</center>

Since he had hidden the original comments, most of his watchers had no fucking clue what was going on, but Rusty tried to comment and apologize. That being said, you know Skippy blew up in his face and hid everything Rusty said in THIS journal. Skippy denied that the journal was about him and that Rusty was the idiot for commenting. This wasn't a surprise, seeing as it's everybody else's fault besides Skippy's. Sadly the screencaps were taken after the fallout, so much of the [[lulz]] was lost. However some scraps of drama were salvaged, and a handful comments were copy-and-pasted before [[pussy|Skippy deleted the journal]].

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|skippylulzz|o|o| You know i've been reading this very closely as well as the comments. Even though the prices are quite cheap $10 dollars for a sketch is not bed. But looking at the journal closely will tend to turn some people off considering i do agree to some points you say but i'm going to have to agree mostly with Acorn considering this journal sounds a lot like someone has ahuge ego of unwarranted self importance. Even if rusty was rude in your previous journal you should not have made this journal and kept this to notes. Plus the whiteknighting from your girlfriend does not help matters very much at all.| RTDragon, telling it like it is.| [[lie|Naw im not whiteknighting]]. I'm just not nice to people on the internet. My views are my own. ... You don't word things like Acorn was unless you're just trying to be a bitch.  tl;dr Im not whiteknighting cause hes my boyfriend. ... Dont understand why just cause I'm his girlfriend that it auto means Im just whiteknighting. Like I don't have views of my own. :( | Tape. Typical [[woman]].}}}}</center>

* Jwolfsky avidly speaks of how much [[marijuana|pot]] he smokes, whether it be journals, art comments, or the [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/420furs 420furs] group page. He thinks that smoking mary jane and posting about it makes him a [[cool| super coor edgy furry hipster]]. He doesn't realize that '''weed is a drug for cowards like him and he should try [[meth| crystal meth sometime.]] ''' But then his beautiful spray tanned skin might get ruined.[[image:Feetandweedj.png|thumb|right| Of course he can't draw any theme with out furfagging it up. This is his 'rasta' character.]] He also likes to brag about how fucking awesome he is at beer-pong. Though being underaged he has been drinking for years, which probably explains why he makes such poor decisions.  

who started bitching and trolling on some italian furs from an innocent comment posted by one of them (here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4395691 )

*'''[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/tape His lovely, lovely, girlfriend.]'''

 

*'''[http://skipp100.deviantart.com/ Old deviantart account.]''' Catch it before he deletes it!

*'''[http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=11948&hcenc=1 His pounced.org account.]'''

*'''Xbox live code: iii HuSkDoG iii'''