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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Russell Card II'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Russell Card II'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|''' | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 4, 1983}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[ | {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 25, 2023 (aged 40)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score|Highscore]]'''|18 | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 18, injured 13}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}} | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Schizophrenia]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Schizophrenia]]}} | ||
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[[2023]]. Just days after a [[FAIL|shitty terrorist attack]] in [[Belgium]], <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!</span> On October 25, 2023, '''Robert Card''', another [[Marc | [[2023]]. Just days after a [[FAIL|shitty terrorist attack]] in [[Belgium]], <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!</span> On October 25, 2023, '''Robert Russell Card II''', another [[Marc Lépine|batshit insane schizo]], became the best [[high score]]r of the year by pwning 18 noobs at a bowling alley and a betting bar. He also wounded 13 others before [[An hero|pwning himself]] near the local river. | ||
==Background== | ==Background== | ||
Robbie, lived with his fathers in Bowdoin, in Maine. <s>He was a sergeant [[Epic win|first class]] in the</s> MOAR [[Fake news|FAKE NEWS]], Card was a member of the reserves, enlisted in December [[2002]] but had no active deployments in United States Army Reserve. Robbie studied at several schools and also studied at the university as engineering career but [[Epic Fail|didn't complete his career]]. He was a gun instructor at a shooting range before his lulzfest. In July 2023, it was reported that his behavior was strange and that he [[Schizo|heard voices]] telling him to become [[an hero]] after shooting up the nearby Saco base [[IDIFTL|for the lulz]], and he was interned for not hiding his hero plans. According to NBC News, Robbie's schizophrenia began after he lost his deafness by purchasing hearing aids. He, like 89% of mass shooter Americans, was humiliated for his schizophrenia at work. 2 weeks after his imprisioning in the asylum, he came out and began planning his massacre. | Robbie, lived with his fathers in Bowdoin, in Maine. <s>He was a sergeant [[Epic win|first class]] in the</s> MOAR [[Fake news|FAKE NEWS]], Card was a member of the reserves, enlisted in December [[2002]] but had no active deployments in United States Army Reserve. Robbie studied at several schools and also studied at the university as engineering career but [[Epic Fail|didn't complete his career]]. He was a gun instructor at a shooting range before his lulzfest. In July 2023, it was reported that his behavior was strange and that he [[Schizo|heard voices]] telling him to become [[an hero]] after shooting up the nearby Saco base [[IDIFTL|for the lulz]], and he was interned for not hiding his hero plans. According to NBC News, Robbie's schizophrenia began after he lost his deafness by purchasing hearing aids. He, like 89% of mass shooter Americans, was humiliated for his schizophrenia at work. 2 weeks after his imprisioning in the asylum, he came out and began planning his massacre. | ||
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!Accessories/Bonus | !Accessories/Bonus | ||
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|'''Primary''': | | | ||
Ruger SFAR .308 semi-automatic rifle | *'''Primary''': Ruger SFAR .308 semi-automatic rifle | ||
<center>[[File: | <center>[[File:GTA4IconsM4ACOG.png|140px]]</center> | ||
|One of the favourite gun of the mass shooters. '''Does 25~30 Damage.''' | | | ||
*One of the favourite gun of the mass shooters. '''Does 25~30 Damage.''' | |||
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|'''Perk 1''': Schizo | | | ||
*'''Perk 1''': Schizo | |||
<center>[[File:Schizophrenic.jpg|90px]]</center> | <center>[[File:Schizophrenic.jpg|90px]]</center> | ||
|Batshit insanity that Robbie got after he | | | ||
*Batshit insanity that Robbie got after he bought his ear aids | |||
'''Does X2 Moving Speed<br>X2 Shooting speed<br>+10 damage to everyone (even himself)''' | '''Does X2 Moving Speed<br>X2 Shooting speed<br>+10 damage to everyone (even himself)''' | ||
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|'''Perk 2''': Autism | | | ||
*'''Perk 2''': Autism | |||
<center>[[File:AssburgerCooper.jpg|50px]]</center> | <center>[[File:AssburgerCooper.jpg|50px]]</center> | ||
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'''Does X2 Moving Speed<br>X2 Shooting speed<br>''' | *'''Does X2 Moving Speed<br>X2 Shooting speed<br>''' | ||
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==Graded Score== | ==Graded Score== | ||
{{GradedScore|18|Outscored fellow autist [[Nikolas Cruz]] |14| |15|Schizo somehow managed to escape twice|17|[[Tamerlan Tsarnaev|Led a manhunt but eventually got pwned]]|20|For being on the highscores and being lost about 3 days |84|A-|[[File:Friedrich_Leibacher.jpg|70px]] <br> Schizo Fried is proud of you!}} | {{GradedScore|18|Outscored fellow autist [[Nikolas Cruz]] |14|Still not enough for skilled Army marksman|15|Schizo somehow managed to escape twice|17|[[Tamerlan Tsarnaev|Led a manhunt but eventually got pwned]]|20|For being on the highscores and being lost about 3 days |84|A-|[[File:Friedrich_Leibacher.jpg|70px]] <br> Schizo Fried is proud of you!}} | ||
{{Wanted|4}} | {{Wanted|4}} | ||
[[File:NikolasCrybaby.jpg|thumb|center|You beat [[Nikolas Cruz|Nik's]] high score, Well done!!!]] | [[File:NikolasCrybaby.jpg|thumb|center|You beat [[Nikolas Cruz|Nik's]] high score, Well done!!!]] | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
* David Kozák | * David Kozák - 2023 school shootin' champion. | ||
* [[Nikolas Cruz]] | * [[Nikolas Cruz]] | ||
* [[Friedrich Leibacher]] | * [[Friedrich Leibacher]] - [[Swiss]] schizo who was thrown out of the Top 50 after Card's rampage. | ||
* [[Tobias Rathjen]] - another schizo fucktard who went postal. | |||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
{{Anheroes}} | {{Anheroes}} | ||
{{Psychopaths}} | {{Psychopaths}} | ||
[[Category:2023]] | [[Category:2023]] | ||