Adventure Time/Episode Guide
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Adventure Time: A TV short by Frederator Studios (the creators of the show) that went viral in 2007. It's about the Finn (named Pen here after Pendleton Ward) saving Princess Bubblegum from the Ice King, how uno-fucking-riginal.
1. Slumber Party Panic: Speaking of unoriginality, zombies! Bubblegum's revival potion ends up creating zombies so she rials the candy-people in her castle to cover it up. Because when has being in closed space during a zombie outbreak ever gone wrong?
2. Trouble in Lumpy Space: Jake begins turning into a lumpy-space-person after LSP bites him.
3. Prisoners of Love: Ice King captures Finn and Jake. Oh no! What if they don't escape and the rest of the series takes place with them trapped in the cell?! Oh the fucking suspense!
4. Tree Trunks: Finn and Jake help an elephant find the "Crystal Gem apple". Once finding it, she explodes after taking a bite and isn't seen until Crystals Have Power.
5. The Enchiridion!: Bubblegum rewards Finn for saving her life by sending him to a dangerous quest for a book.
6. The Jiggler: Finn and Jake return this thing to its mother.
7. Ricardio the Heart Guy: Ice King's heart wants to cut out Bubblegum's heart and make out with it.
8. Business Time: Finn and Jake get lazy after some zombie businessmen do all the heroics for them.
9. My Two Favorite People: Jake gets jealous of Finn and Rainicorn hanging out together, even though he's the one who suggested it in the first place.
10. Memories of Boom Boom Mountain: When Finn was a baby, he defecated and it took a while until someone (Jake's parents) helped him. Since, he pledged to help everyone in need. If you're wondering how Finn remembers something from his baby years, let alone how he survived a nuclear holocaust at that age, you're obviously overestimating Ward's intelligence.
11. Wizard: Finn joins a wizard school and there's a clothes-disintegrating meteor.
12. Evicted!: Marceline kicks Finn and Jake out of their tree house so they settle in a cave but it's hers too. She kisses Finn because he punches her and gives their old house back because they amuse her, but it's filled with worms. Bitch.
<video type="youtube" id="gWgWw9oYDcw" width="200" height="180" frame="false" position="left"/> 13. City of Thieves: Finn and Jake enter a city that turns everyone that enters to thieves to get a little girl's stuff back.
14. The Witch's Garden: Jake gets his powers taken away because he won't apologize for eating a doughnut.
15. What is Life?: Finn's pie-throwing robot must choose between staying with Finn or becoming the Ice King's son.
16. Ocean of Fear: Finn overcomes his fear of water.
17. When Wedding Bells Thaw: Ice King's about to get married to an ugly bitch he brainwashed.
18. Dungeon: Finn and Jake take on a dungeon separated. They get captured and Bubblegum's laser-shooting swan has to save them.
19. The Duke: Bubblegum sends a Duke to be imprisoned for something that Finn did. Gee, what is Finn the Moralfag to do?
20. Freak City: Finn's turned into a giant foot and Jake reveals that he has a foot fetish.
21. Donny: By stopping an ogre from attacking a village, wolves attack the same village because the ogre kept them away.
22. Henchman: Finn becomes Marceline's henchman.
23. Rainy Day Daydream: Everything that Jake imagines becomes real so Finn and Jake have to turn off an imagination switch.
24. What Have You Done?: Ice King freezes all the candy people and Bubblegum rejects the cure because he thought she was hitting on him when she asked him for it.
25. His Hero: Finn's idol tells him to not be violent, but since this is a show for people with ten-year-old mentalities, violence prevails.
26. Gut Grinder: A chief's wife disguises as a Jake-like gold-eating monster to use the gold to go shopping.
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1. It Came from the Nightosphere: Finn releases Marceline's soul-sucking father from the Nightosphere. GREATEST. IDEA. EVER.
2. The Eyes: Finn and Jake can't sleep because a horse stares at them. EXCITING SHIT, NIGGA!
3. Loyalty to the King: Ice King shaved his beard and causes all the princesses want to marry him. Sorry Ward, we know you're ugly and all, but it takes more than shaving your ugly ass jowl-hair for people to want to fuck you.
4. Blood Under the Skin: Finn's off to do embarrassing quests to get an armor to protect his finger.
5. Storytelling: Jake's sick and he sends Finn to go on an adventure just to tell him about it.
6. Slow Love: Finn and Jake help a snail find a mate but it's so stupid that he doesn't know that he's actually a slug.
7. Power Animal: A gnome wants to use Finn's ADHD to power a machine that will flip over the world.
8. Crystals Have Power: Tree Trunks is a queen now and she wants to marry Finn.
9. The Other Tarts: Finn and Jake get assigned to carry tarts for a ceremony. Will they survive?
10. To Cut a Woman's Hair: Finn must obtain a lock of princess hair to save Jake from being sucked into a witch's butt.
11. The Chamber of Frozen Blades: Finn and Jake vandalize Ice King's house while he's at the hospital to treat one of his penguins.
12. Her Parents: Jake pretends to be a rainicorn to impress Lady Rainicorn's human-eating parents.
13. The Pods: Finn and Jake beat some pigs that grow out of a bean plant using ice cream.
14. The Silent King: Business Time + Finn becoming king - the zombies
15. The Real You: Finn puts on some magic glasses to impress Bubblegum. This episode is the perfect Funny how in real life glasses do the exact opposite.
16. Guardians of Sunshine: Finn and Jake get trapped a video-game. Say, isn't this the exact same shitty plot of one of the shitty pilots for that other shitty show by Frederator Studios?
17. Death in Bloom: Finn and Jake go to the underworld to get a plant's soul.
18. Susan Strong: Finn brings a candy-junkie to the Candy Kingdom.
19. Mystery Train: Jake plans a murder mystery as Finn's birthday present.
20. Go With Me: Finn wrestles with Bubblegum and has a pack of wolves chase her because Marceline told him that this would make Bubblegum go out with him.
21. Belly of the Beast: Finn and Jake help a group of raving bears escape out of a monster's stomach, through his rectum, only to have the monster allow them in his stomach again.
22. The Limit: Finn, Jake, and some hot dog guards go to a maze where most of them die. It's a show for kids and shit-for-brains, so they all get revived.
23. Video Makers: The duo almost fuck up their friendship by making a movie.
24. Mortal Folly: A possessed snail frees an evil sorcerer from Bubblegum's dungeon (yeah, nothing but state of the art security here), Ice King captures Bubblegum, Finn beats the sorcerer with a sweater, and Ice King accidentally drops Bubblegum into a boiling well where she melts.
25. Mortal Recoil: The sorcerer possesses Bubblegum, Ice King freezes her, she falls over and shatters, she's brought back to life as a thirteen-year-old, and the snail gets possessed again.
26. Heat Signature: Marceline's ghost friends try to kill Finn and Jake by tricking them into believing they're vampires and tossing them off a tower while telling them to fly.
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<video type="youtube" id="qf-8YdFmS30" width="200" height="180" frame="false" position="right"/> 1. Conquest of Cuteness: The idiots must defend their home from the evil of a race of fucking white balls.
2. Morituri Te Salutamus: Partaking in gladiatorial combat results with Finn to succumb to bloodlust. Surely this will be a nuisance.
3. Memory of a Memory: Through a powder that can mess with people's minds, a wizard tricks Finn and Jake into making Marceline forget that she broke up with Ash and also that he himself is Ash. GLORIOUS ASS ON A PLOT TWIST! YOU MEAN THE ONE GUY WE JUST MET IS THE ONLY OTHER GUY WE JUST MET!? MIND. BLOWN. Speaking of blowing, while Jake "distracts" Ash, Marceline gets her memory back when Finn shows her his own. The episode ends with them happily ganging up on Ash.
4. Hitman: Ice King hires a hitman to kill Finn and Jake but pussies out.
5. Too Young: See the last sentence of the second paragraph of the Plot section.
6. The Monster: LSP runs away from Lumpy Space and fakes being a monster to eat a village's food.
7. Still: Being frozen gives Finn the ability to telepathically control butterflies.
8. Wizard Battle: Finn gets in a tournament to stop the Ice King from getting the winning prize of a kiss from Bubblegum. However, we all know what the horny brat's true intentions are.
9. Fionna and Cake: Because Frederator Studios have a gender-bending fetish, as proven in one of their previous shows, they decided to turn Finn's sexual-cluelessness into full-blown sexual-retardation via change into the inferior gender. Also acknowledging that people only watch their shows to ship the characters, the whole episode is just about a date between Finn's busty gender-swap and Bubblegum's faggy gender-swap. It ends with Finn's gender-swap admitting its love for the 'Ice King' and all being a fanfiction written by the old freak.
10. What Was Missing: The brat, the furfag, the cunt, the bitch, and Beemo must learn to value their friendship, and what better way to do this than by stealing their shit and forcing them to be in a band.
11. Apple Thief: The duo must rescue Tree Trunk's apples from an unknown apple thief.
12. The Creeps: Mystery Train in a castle.
13. From Bad to Worse: Zombies again. HOLY SHIT DO THESE FUCKS KNOW HOW TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX!
14. Beautopia: The duo help the candy junkie defeat some evil pool toys.
15. No One Can Hear You: A deer wants Bubblegum's "sugar". Yeah, that joke is as subtle as it was on the actual show.
16. Jake vs. Me-Mow: A little cat is making Jake, a dog a hundred times her size, kill a princess. Now that's what I call a perfect-ass plan.
17. Thank You: A Snow Golem raises a fire Wolf cub made for a day, a concept that gets stale with the introduction of Flame Princess.
18. The New Frontier: A guy make Jake think he'll (Jake) die because he (the guy) wants some sugar.
19 and 20. Holly Jolly Secrets: Ice King got his ice powers through his crown, which for some reason turned his fiancée off and made him begin his conquest of kidnapping princesses.
21. Marceline's Closet: The duo spy on Marceline from her closet, but that's apparently okay since she does the same to them.
22. Paper Pete: A war between paper-people and book-eating mold-monsters is resolved by Finn's shirt.
23. Another Way: Finn learns that stubborn imbeciles always get what they want.
24. Ghost Princess: The duo help Ghost Princess remember how she died so she can go to the 50th Dead World, because calling it heaven would've pissed atheists like fuck.
25. Dad's Dungeon: Jake's dad sends Finn and Jake to a dangerous quest because that's what responsible fathers do.
26. Incendium: See the third paragraph in the plot section
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1. Hot to the Touch: See the last sentence of the third paragraph in the Plot section
2. Five Short Graybles: Beemo has an imaginary friend named "Football", Ice King blames his failures on his penguin, and the duo win a talent show by doing a high five.
3. Web Weirdos: The duo get caught in the spiderweb of two spiders with a dysfunctional marriage, because how can a relationship where the female will eat the male at the slightest provocation POSSIBLY go wrong?
4. Dream of Love: Tree Trunks gets in a relationship with a pig, leading to everyone getting disgusted by them making out. What, is everyone in this cartoon a fucking five-year-old?
5 and 6. Return to the Nightosphere and Daddy's Little Monster: An amulet possesses Marceline and she tries to kill the duo.
7. In Your Footsteps: A bear brings the book from The Enchiridion! to the snail, who is still possessed by the sorcerer from Mortal Recoil.
8. Hug Wolf: If the morons who made this show made vampires that suck red, what makes you think they won't make werewolves that hug?
9. Princess Monster Wife: Ice King disembowels the princesses to build one of his own. Unfortunately, none of them die in the process.
10. Goliad: Because she didn't learn her lesson from Too Young, Bubblegum creates another perfectionist heir, and why not make it immortal and give it psychic powers this time?
11. Beyond this Earthly Realm: Touching a porcelain lamb causes Finn to be transported into the spirit world.
12. Gotcha!: LSP whores herself out to Finn to do research for her book about men.
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13. Princess Cookie: A cookie wants to be a princess. It's a guy cookie by the way.
14. Card Wars: Finn intentionally loses a card game against Jake because Jake's a bitch when it comes to losing.
15. Sons of Mars: Magic Man's brother is sent from Mars to bring Magic Man over to be executed for his crimes, but Magic Man changes forms with Jake which leads to Jake being mistaken for Magic Man and executed by The King of Mars, Abraham Lincoln. Finn guilts Lincoln into giving up his immortality to resurrect Jake, the duo is returned to earth, they free a little lion with batwings from a bottle, and if you feel like your brain cells are dying after reading this, you're not alone.
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16. Burning Low: Flame Princess is supposed to destroy the world if she kisses Finn, which she does. But thanks to bullshit logic, everything turns out okay.
17. BMO Noire: Beemo tries to solve the mystery of Finn's missing sock. You know the drill, 15 minutes of drama ending with a stupid twist (the sock was in Finn's pillow the whole time).
18. Worm King: Finn has a dream involving the Worm King (along with three million other things).
19. Lady & Peebles: Ricardio's back (Seriously? They're making the pervert a recurring character?) and Lady Rainicorn is pregnant.
20. You Made Me!: Bubblegum gives Lemongrab (the guy that tried to take over the Candy Kingdom in Too Young) a clone to shut him the fuck up about being lonely.
21. Who Would Win?: The duo pull down the pants and bite the ass of an anthropomorphic Barn.
22. The Hard Easy:
23. Ignition Point:
24. Reign of Gunthers: The Kingdom gets enslaved by penguins.
25. Help:
26. The Lich: The Lich tricks Fin into getting all the Gems and opening a portal.
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