Brett Keane
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BEHOLD: The biggest loser you'll most likely ever come across in your life. In a sea of misfits and degeneracy, Brett Keane is arguably the biggest, most vile repugnant pile of scumfuck to ever (dis)grace the internet. With the constant lying, retardation, fail, underhandedness, projection and scams, Brett Keane is the best argument for anti-natalism that one could ever need. Just know that if you are ever feeling bad about your own failures and shortcomings as an individual, at least you're not Brett Keane. Below are a bunch of instances and reasons why that is the case. Happy reading!
Who is Brett Keane?
Brett Keane is a 47 year old retarded sociopath, thief, liar, deadbeat, wife-beating, piglike, rapidly aging Goth kid welfare cheat with a pear-head and a sharpied-on mustachio. He lives in a trailer in Festus, Missouri, together with JDub where he spends all day playing Elder Scrolls Ornline and making YouTube videos every five minutes, while his heavily bruised and injured wife works welfares to support the family.
Some may point to people like FakeSagan, Coughlan666, TheAmazingAtheist and Inmendham as examples of atheists who are self-centered, lying twats...but they got nothing on the Keane. Unsurprisingly, Brett does not have any serious socio-political or ideological loyalties, as demonstrated by how he went back and forth from being an atheist to a Christian and back again (and even dabbled in Islam) all in the pursuit of eWelfare. If there's one thing he is loyal too, it's money from gullible fucktards on the internet.
A Little Internet History
Born illegitimately December 21st 1976 (seriously, he's only 47) to a family of unemployed white trash, an upbringing of domestic violence, drug abuse and emotional, physical trauma and other tumult during childhood and adolescence was unavoidable and has shaped the personality him today.
Somewhere around 2000, Brett Keane first infected the internet (like a fungal rash), with several half-baked websites and message board accounts, where he tried peddling his illiterate Christian Goth "novels" and incompetent attempts at "music".
Unexpectedly, he got banned from every single site his ugly mug appeared on.
He therefore tried to hide his fat head, and use pseudonyms such as Damion Andrews.
Brett Keane started off his YouTube career with surprisingly mundane videos about science and atheism without even showing his face and in the most inoffensive way possible. As his videos started getting more attention, this single feeble iota of power went to his bloated head, and he began appearing on camera (to the displeasure of everyone), proclaiming himself "the sexiest YouTube atheist" and making 400,000 videos a day.
He began posting insulting insultive videos mocking random YouTubers for not being atheists. Then he made videos on every topic in existence. Politics, video games, fitness, there wasn't a topic this genius wouldn't pontificate about, not because he gave a shit or knew anything about this stuff, he just did it because he wanted to get his videos to be the top rated in every subject.
Brett began to build a (very, very small) cult following. Soon, the other 99.9999999% of YouTube (that existed outside of the microscopic Brett Keane Tonguebath Cult) began to criticize him for his shallow, dull and inane videos. Manbearpig lost his shit like a Gorilla on a strict diet of All-bran and Ex-Lax.
He began blocking and insulting everyone, foolishly believing his ass was bulletproof. It got so deranged, even his former fans crusaded against him. This led to the paranoid fatass releasing personal info on other (sometimes random) YouTube channels that he blamed for all his troubles. In Brett's fevered imagination, it's always a cabal of two or three people that are behind his failures to thrive.
This led to a righteous Banhammer smiting, and his migrating in disgrace to other websites, such as The Promised Land before his antics led to bans there as well. Eventually, he tried several times to come back to YouTube, only to be told to GTFO.
He has obtained a cheated youtube partnership from FattyCabbie, so he can supplement his welfare checks with JewTube dollars, because that is totally allowed.
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How he became the most hated man on the internet
Plagiarizing
Lightfingered Brett never met an anything he wouldn't gladly steal. Considering how he has everything just handed to him by the Gubmint and his dull-witted fanbase...he doesn't see why everything else shouldn't be free for the taking as well. Speaking of his fanbase, most of them are his own sock puppets. Pathetic. The remaining individuals are Drunken Peasants fans who are only there to laugh at Brett's loser ass. He's been caught claiming ownership of an essay that he merely copypasted. He's been caught claiming ownership of poems that he merely copypasted. He's been caught claiming ownership of Here's a non-YouTube mirror song lyrics that he merely copypasted. To him, anything that can be acquired through Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V is same as a valid purchase.
His most famous copypasta moment was when he stole the work of female Judy Burnette, really a good choice with his newly found feminism.
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- Brett copy-pasted the entirety of this in a song he called Life Is A Prison
- Brett copy-pasted the entirety of this in a song he called When Is It Time
- Brett copy-pasted the entirety of Stupid Game Of Me in a song he called Marching into Hell, that featured the iconic Hell March theme from Red Alert.
- Brett copy-pasted the entirety of the lyrics written by a 15 year old girl (Still better at English than Brett will ever be)
- Brett spliced together another YouTubers videos and passed them off as his own
- Brett used to host a website where he ripped off news and passed them off as his own, without ever giving a source
- Brett couldn't make his own shitty YouTube background so he stole one.
- Brett copy-pasted the entiry of a rotten.com article into a video and passed it off as his own. To top it off he even put it on top of Slayer's South of Heaven, that was played in full.
- Brett copy-pasted an article from Yahoo Finance
- There are countless other examples of Brett stealing full lyrics, riffs, news, backgrounds, videos, whatever you can imagine.
Showing his wife love...with his fists
It was bad enough suspecting that he beats his wife; but MOM also felt the loving care of his amateur ass-kicking. Here's Brett trying to tell two different, mutually contradictory versions of why his wife filed a restraining order against Mr. Toad and his Pummeling Fists of Marital Bliss.
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When backed into a corner, Brett will -- completely out of nowhere -- accuse his detractors of "attacking his wife"; which is cracked, because the only person people bitch about is Brett himself. He has made this accusation hundreds of times, but only one time has anyone ever said an unkind word about Dawn.
And here's it is, right from their sister-in-law....
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Brett Keane The Musician Individual
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The original E-beggar
His house was supposedly going on auction. Begged for money.
Fall 2010
The Xbox360 slim is released. Fatty decides he needs one. Probably why he made up the story about getting shit-canned in the first place.
October 2010
Apparently forgets to pay rent from this month.
December 2010
Highlights his Amazon wish list in a video. Mentions how his kid already has an Xbox 360 Slim, and would like a Wii. The list totals $2,300
January 2011
Makes a video crying about how he is going to get evicted, for not paying rent since October. Magically the money needs $2,300. lines up perfectly with how much his Amazon wish list came to.
February 2011
Adds yet another item to his wish-list
March 2011
Now his new contract is up, and he could be evicted at any time. And he needs your money, so his family doesn't starve to death. How are they supposed to eat without a brand new Wii?
I'm rich and you bitch
Faking agoraphobia
Agoraphobia is fear of open spaces. So when Brett claims to suffer from this one shouldn't be expecting to see him
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Being worse at gaming than DarksydePhil
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Wanted a mount, so he e-begged
The X-53 Touring Rocket is a scam mount created by Blizzard, in order to get stupid WoW players into recruiting their friends, or using their details, in order to get a mount. And of course Brett wanted in on that action. More important than getting a job. Having already used all of his options in terms of friends, meaning he already used their details, he was unable to get this DLC. So off to YouTube and e-beg and cry. And somewhere some pathetic lonely basement dweller actually decided to pay money for this game, just so Brett could fly around before getting ganked repeatedly.
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Created fake book reviews for his retarded books
Brett is an arthur. Not an author, that would require him to be able to spell it. His books read like they were written by a dyslexic 6th grader who had one hour to turn in a 20 page assignment. None of his books got sold, as they are the worst thing ever put to paper. So he had to find out a new way to pawn off his Christian goth edgelord novels onto unsuspecting customers. The idea was to misuse Amazon.com's review system, by making up fake websites, or just downright posing as those, and writing positive reviews.
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False flagging, DMCAing and blocking everyone who disagrees with him
Plagiarism, fake book reviews, wife beating, horrible gaming, e-begging what else could Brett possibly do that make himself more unlikable? Well, flag down anyone who dares to criticize him, of course. And if that doesn't work, send a DMCA, hope they counter-claim and use it to dox them. So was the case when straightd0pe made a video exposing him, and Brett was quick to retaliate by firing off the DMCA's.
And there are literally dozens of examples of Brett Keane DMCAing people.
And that's before we get to him and his butt-buddy JDubs flagging everyone.
When the DMCA was successful all Burger Keane had to do was wait in order for the people affected to counter-notice, using their legal name, so he could proudly present it to the world. As was the case with straightd0pe, when he tried to claim that his real name was Edward.
He later changed that story into that he found this name by doing a Google search. He later changed that story into that Gimmabreakman mentioned it in a video. A complete hackjob of a video. And he has obviously used this on myriads of other people as well.
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Debating the Brett Keane Way
If you were to ask Brett (of even if you DON'T ASK) he'll gladly tell you about his perfect record of never being defeated in a debate. This perfect record, of course, skips all of those times he has been defeated in debate. Which happens every time he debates someone.
Want to "Pawn" all the trolls telling hurtful truths about you and your eBegggin', ego-strokin' self?
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Brett Keane is being protected by Individuals At YouTube.com
Looks like Brett Keane sucked enough YouTube jannys' cocks, making him unbannable on the platform. If anyone reports his channel nothing will happen. Even though YouTube knows he often violates YouTube's terms of service by bullying others or bashing their religious beliefs, he is still unbannable.
If you have the time, feel free to file a report against his YouTube channel and see for yourself. He is being protected by YouTube, he will never be banned.
Brett Keane vs. The Drunken Peasants
From 2014 to now, Brett Keane's videos were and still are featured on The Drunken Peasants Podcast countless times where he's been exposed for being a massive fucking retard and LOLcow. The best of the saga was from 2014-2017. This saga has revived what meager relevance Brett had to begin with and produced some of the best YouTube gold ornline.
From 2014 to 2015 most of Brett's content was covered by DP in an intellectual way, debunking his stupidity. The Peasants, most notably TheAmazingAtheist and his cohost and brother Scotty would rip Brett Keane a new asshole by reviewing his videos, all of which were complete dogshit. Early on in 2014, Brett and the Peasants had two debates. Because Brett was such a pussy and such a lightweight, he brought on his buddies NephilimFree, G-man, J-dubs, TrueEmpiricism and ShannyByChrist on as back-up. What ensued was a hilarious clusterfuck of epic proportions. All of them gave Christianity an even worse name that it already had by being the biggest gaggle of fucktards imaginable. Much to no one's surprise, none of them could adequately defend their positions as they were all soundly defeated. I'd have more confidence hiring a bunch of Down syndrome individuals to defend Christianity, as they would do better. If Brett had any self-respect, you'd think he'd end contact here but you'd be sorely mistaken.
Brett, being a glutton for punishment, had another debate with the Peasants and the same thing happened. Brett was now on DP's radar. Big mistake for the manatee. For the rest of 2014 through mid-2015, the Peasants would cover Brett's videos in a mostly intellectual way, with some drama. Personal attacks and drama were usually not at the forefront but did naturally escalate over time as insults and internet mudslinging increased.
Drunken Peasants v. Brett Keane: The Great Drama War of 2016
The drama war would not kick off until PaulsEgo would become a co-host. Paul claimed to be a Brett Keane historian and would epically pawn Brett, revealing his scumfuckery for the world to see. This couldn't be further apparent in Episode 166. Brett can claim all he wants that 2006 era of YouTube was the highlight of his channel and existence on the internet but it was really this era. Brett's too much of an oblivious retard to see that this is both the best and worst thing that happened to him. Below is an approximate timeline of major events, detailing this timeless content goldmine:
EPISODE 166: The catalyst for the Great Drama War of 2016. Brett would come on solo and get brutally buttfucked by DP. DP'd by DP but 4 vs. 1 instead with TJ, Paul, Scotty and Ben all taking turns refuting Brett Keane and ripping the retarded manatee a new, stanky asshole. It was a beatdown situation. The Peasants covered Brett's e-begging, chronic lying, attention whoring, plagiarizing, idiotic actions, framing FakeSagan by calling his kids waterheads and totally destroyed Brett on the whole "like father, like son" mindset. Brett cowardly went after TJ's father (who was dead and unable to defend himself) for scamming people. His argument was that because TJ's father was a scammer, so was TJ. The Peasants once again destroyed the fat retard. It was this episode that "French Vanilla situation" emerged. For those of you who are unaware, this was Brett's code for bathroom break and it conveniently came up every time the Peasants brought up a good point against him. Anyone who was not a complete retard knew that Brett was actually crying like a little bitch to Dorn. Now DP viewers knew that Brett was not only retarded and a landlocked manatee but was also profoundly scummy and a massive pussy. Terrible combo. The drama war would kick off very quickly after. The gloves were off now in the situation. After this point, anytime the Peasants covered Brett it was less about an intellectual exchange of ideas and more about fighting with Brett and ripping him a new one and milking him for the LOLcow that he was, is and always will be. The Peasants saw the manatee as content and milked the fuck out of him.
EPISODE 219: On the post show, TJ declared that he was done with Brett and that Brett was officially on his shitlist. TJ went off on a tirade about how Brett was a piece of shit for false-flagging and false DMCAing.
EPISODE 232: Ben cucks TJ and plays an old-school garage video where TJ fellates Brett. PaulsEgo laughs his ass off at TJ simping over the manatee.
EPISODE 234: Brett challenges DP. TJ counter-challenges by offering Bretty boo-boo a grand to flash them gums.
EPISODE 235: The Peasants interrogate Brett on his new alliance with Joseph Martelli who stalked DP like the psycho that he was and is. Brett weasels his way out like always by failing to give a straight answer.
EPISODE 236: The Manatee is paid $1000 for showing his gums and toothless mouth. Gormjorb giver confirmed.
EPISODE 240: Brett challenges 30 atheists to a fight. BIG LOL. The Peasants covered it with Jaclyn Glenn as a guest and thoroughly dismantled him, again.
EPISODE 260: The Peasants spend an hour going onto Brett's GamesULove channel and heckling him as he fucked up the game and acted like a meandering retard. "Give me a gumjob Brett" was the main heckle.
EPISODE 288.5: The Peasants announce that they offered to pay Brett a $1000 to come on to be interrogated. This was after Scotty destroyed the camera.
EPISODE 289: The Peasants try and fail to get Brett on the show. They raid his livestream and are met with PomJam and JDubs who take turns kissing Brett's ass and making themselves even lower than Brett. Beta cucks.
EPISODE 302: The Peasants would have Brett on with TommyFromTheBronx as a guest. Ben, who was normally very chill, laid into Brett like never before. Very similar to Episode 166 but with Ben's fury at the forefront. This last point shows you how intense this drama war was at this stage where the chillest member of DP raged at the fat retarded manatee.
EPISODE 311: It is revealed by a furious PaulsEgo that Brett Keane doxed Paul, his then girlfriend and their dog Dinoaur by giving Joseph Martelli their address. The Peasants were furious. Brett's scumfuckery couldn't be more apparent in this moment. The catalyst for kneecapping the drama war and starving the manatee.
EPISODE 313: It was announced that the Peasants would no longer cover Brett for a 3-month hiatus, thus knee-capping and ending The Great Drama War of 2016 as the episode was streamed at the end of December anyway.
The Comprehensive List of KNOWN Keaneisms
The term "Keaneism" derives from the Drunken Peasants. A Keaneism is where Brett Keane completely butchers the English language, has a brain shart and makes a total retard of himself. Below are a list of KNOWN things Brett has said over the years where he completely butchers the English language and makes anyone paying any attention to him lose what meager faith they had in humanatee to begin with:
- "A lot of you guys committed suicide" = Brett not knowing how death or continuity works. What a fucking R-E-T-A-R-D LOL.
- "Annolf Hidler" = Adolf Hitler. C'mon the fuck on Brett.
- "Apalegy" = Apology
- "Arsenary" = Arsenal
- "Blow-up Dowel" = Blow-up doll
- "Charistics" = Characteristics
- "Chat GBD" = Chat GPT; It's a fucking acronym Brett. He can't even get a fucking acronym right.
- "Consciousness" = Conscience; something a certain individual is clearly lacking
- "Crona Virus" = Coronavirus
- "Dickless Penises" = Brett Keane's failed attempt at mocking The Drunken Peasants' name
- "Diploma Mills" = Not knowing what a Diploma mill is
- "Dorn" = Dawn, his Mac & cheese and chili bitch; Stepford wife sole breadwinner individual
- "Dowel" = Doll
- "Drop a TJ and Scotty off at the pool" = Taking a shit and a piss
- "Drug seller" = Drug dealer
- "Duplicious" = Duplicitous
- "During the rind of Zayo Da Dong.. what a fucked up name that guy's got!" = The most ridiculously retarded Keaneism of all time
- "Even Holyfield" = Evander Holyfield
- "Fallaxy" = Fallacy
- "French vanilla situation" = Piss and shit
- "Gord" = God
- "Gord believer" = Theist
- "Gorn" = Gone
- "Hello everybody this is the Stallion" = Brett trying and failing to be funny
- "I keep on asking myself, c'mon Gord" = Brett inadvertently admitting his Gord complex situation
- "Individual situation" = All-time Brett Keane classic
- "Invention" = Volition
- "Investigative" = Intriguing?
- "Insultive" = Insulting
- "Kran" = Quran
- "Lawrence Cross" = Lawrence Krauss
- "Liability and slander" = Libel and slander
- "Lucy-Anna" = Louisiana
- "Mind quote" = Quote mine
- "Mr. HoeVined" = Kent Hovind
- "Muslamic Turbine" = Islamic turban
- "Narcism" = Narcissism
- "No cheese" = Brett being an ungrateful individual
- "Nukaler" = Nuclear
- "Old Scotsman Story" = No True Scotsman Fallaxy
- "Orn" = On
- "Paradoy" = Parody
- "Pawned" = Pwned
- "Popshots" = Potshots
- "Quander" = Question + Ponder
- "Rind" = Reign
- "Scim bag" = Scumbag
- "Sittin' there" = Sitting there
- "Spirichality" = Spirituality
- "Stalin's Rine" = Stalin's Reign
- "Stibulations" = Stipulations
- "TJ's micromanagement" = Brett's gay obsession with TJ's micropenis
- "Trickle down sense of humor" = Down to earth sense of humor
- "Truffles of atheists" = Gaggles of atheists
- "Ulttahmaytumm" = Ultimatum
- "V.I." = Via
- "Violtes" = Violates
- "When life deals you a curveball" = When life throws you a curveball
- "Wicklepedia" = Wikipedia
- "Working on all cinderblocks" = Fire on all cylinders
- "Zayo De Dong" = Mao Zedong
Brett Keane Vs. Highdeology & DEEP FAT FRIED/ONION NUGGETS (2023)
Brett Keane, being the giant rotting herpe sore that he is, still lingers on the internet and namely YouTube in 2023 at 46 years old. Yes, you heard me correctly, Brett's still trying despite the mountain of failure that is his existence. This sad pathetic fact is a catalyst for the latest and much more recent and therefore relevant drama situation. On February 10, 2023, the boys at Deep Fat Fried: TJ, Paul and Scotty were doing an Onion Nuggets show. Brett and a fake Brett account (aka his alt or some smartass troll) were talking a bunch of shit in chat. This was clearly an attempt by the Brettster to make a name for himself again and get some internet brownie points. What an attention whore individual. Brett was subsequently dunked on for a couple minutes and then banned by Paul.
An hour or so later, Paul's channel, Highdeology aka the original PaulsEgo channel (that had been on YouTube since 2007) was suddenly banned for no reason. The reasons given by YouTube were multiple "violations" of the BS YouTube TOS, namely "hate speech", which if you know anything about the situation with this PaulsEgo individual, you'd know that that is complete bullshit. The only logical explanation was that in an act of revenge from being banned in chat, Brett went back to his old ways and mass-flagged Highdeology into oblivion. There is surely more to follow!
Brett Keane's Allies and Detractors
- Brett Keane - Our hero. The most pathetic person on YouTube, and quite possibly planet Earth. At least you're not Brett Keane!
- Dorn - Brett Keane's Mac & Cheese bitch, slave, wife and punching bag. Complicit in Brett's bullshit and lacks any self-respect or intelligence. She sounds like she smokes 10 packs of Newports a day.
- Waterheads - Brett Keane's children. Brett being able to reproduce is one of the many reasons why incels have no excuse.
- JDubs - Brett's fat and retarded lap dog sycophant. Imagine sucking up to Brett Keane LOL.
- TheAmazingAtheist - An all-around cool guy. King edge-lord. One of the last of the OG YouTube atheists still standing. He saw Brett as an inspiration back in the day, a man who stood on the rocks as the waves crashed against him.
- PaulsEgo - The Brett Keane historian and situation extraordinaire. Can pawn Brett like no other.
- The Drunken Peasants - A podcast that has spent COUNTLESS hours punking Brett's bitch ass and exposing him for the fat, sociopathic, mouth-breathing retard that he is.
- CultOfDusty - Edgy motherfucker that stirs the drama pot and starts controversy on the internet. Fucks hot bitches and is the bane of Pauly Morus' existence.
- Coughlan666 - Another one of the OGs of YouTube atheism in the 2006-2007 era of YouTube atheism. Has since turned into a whiny feminist faggot. One of Brett's mass false flagging victims. Brett of course denied this, only to admit it later on like the weasly rotund scumfuck that he is.
- HappyCabbie - His best friend who has died.
- Devon Tracey - Bald wannabe alpha male. Brett kissed his ass only to be cucked and rejected by Devon. Amazing. Brett minor detractor.
- PomJam - Retard that tried to play both Brett and The Drunken Peasants. He either sounds like he's falling asleep or cumming in his fucking pants whenever he talks. He is as boring as Shanny is dumb; staggeringly so. Adds nothing to the conversation.
- G-Man - Loudmouth retard YouTube creationist. Regardless of his fucktardation, he is still an entertaining person who is ultimately harmless. Denies starving children exist in the world. "Owns" people in arguments and is CLEARLY the quintessential logician. The Kanye West of YouTube creationism.
- FakeSagan - Brett's frenemy. Like Brett, a pathetic YouTube has-been. Former enemy of Brett, later sucked his cock and became Brett's toadie and ballwasher and then hated him again during the final stages of The Great Drama War of 2016. Pulled a gun on TheAmazingAtheist.
- Joseph Martelli - Fake tough guy. Fellow DP detractor and Brett's henchman; the two teamed up to dox PaulsEgo. Claims to be a former faggot (no such thing). Sucks a lot of sissy boy dick.
- TommyFromTheBronx - Actual tough guy and all-around badass. Tried really hard to be Brett's friend. Brett's too much of a scumfuck to keep friends.
- VonHelton - Fellow gormjorb giver and YouTube gord-believer individual. Dumb as a box of cocks.
- NephilimFree - Another Brett Keane lapdog that doesn't know how or when to shut the fuck up and/or hold a conversation. Constantly interrupts and like Brett, is a complete retard. Espouses offensively easy to debunk talking points and is a joke in debates. Very annoying individual.
- Renetto - Fellow YouTube has-been that pines away for 2006-2007 YouTube, much like Brett. However, unlike Brett, Renetto still produces semi-interesting content every once in a while and does something with his life.
- ShannyByChrist - Associate of Brett's. Quite possibly the dumbest person of all time. She does not believe the Moon exists and believes the stars are angels. Even G-man and other creationists question her, which speaks volumes. Has a diamond mole constellation on her face LOL.
- Hacking Team - David Vincenzetti is a proto-Brett but with less fail.
- NadiaChambers - Transgendered individual. Brett used them as a prop to virtual signal during his "good" part of the Brett Keane cycle as half-assed ammo against DP.
- Jaclyn Glenn - Frenemy to DP. Another guest who despite being a fellow plagiarist, immediately saw through Brett Keane's bullshit. However, unlike Brett, at least Jaclyn is hot as fuck and has a decent personality outside of that one mishap.
- Jenny McDermott - The female equivalent of Brett, but 100x dumber and more obnoxious. Brett Keane associate.
- Pauly Morus - Brett Keane's apprentice. Hangs out in Brett Keane's Google hangouts and thinks he's in a position to lecture people when he has a Microsoft Paint chinpube beard and is a self-admitted failure and hopeless retard. Jealous of Dusty and the Peasants' ability to get pussy while he whines and laments.
External links
http://grooveshark.com/#!/brettkeanemusic/broadcast http://www.fastswf.com/uzxzXZI Have fun making brett keane look more stupid in this soundboard. https://youtu.be/AnP_aJUg8jg
Brett's Own Accounts and sockpuppets
https://www.youtube.com/c/GodTvRadioShow Brett's current channel as of July 2022. The Manatee doesn't know when to quit.
UCL-1Xa8vXblDQvKa9_6pWKg Theist Brett Keane. He returns, he trolls, he fucks off, history repeats itself. Assume it's the same channel, but the name is changed, to try and look important. Just another shit show for the Drunken Peasants to troll him again.
down so soon. Rest in pieces of shit.
- BrettKeaneSuperstar Back as the super wife beating doc dropping fraud that is.
- GodTvRadioShow Christian, then banhammered from heaven again.
targeted for termination in the next days or months on. Banned for spambait
- blackdethmetal His brother's band, nothing of importance. Maybe a song about ebegging or beating your wife would be suitable.
- MrSTOPCriminalScum Where he uses troll bait for his haters
Failed Websites
LOL GORN AGAIN. When you thought he was gorn. Even when he failed to retire from life. His retirement from youtube or anything else don't last very long. Like his weight gain.
http://brettkeanevideo.com/ NOPE FALSE ALARM, IT'S BACK UP The site was dead, looks like it's time for the ebegging season to begin. Because he's so shit at keeping a website together, because he has no real job to begin with. He's too busy white knighting Onision as to getting into other people's dramas. Note: Don't go to his website, all it'll do is give him money.Arvixe the webhoster pwned him for cyberstalking and like every brettkeanevideo webhoster pwned him for the millionth time.- http://keanevlogs.blogspot.com Apparently, the blog was hacked to make brett look less badass.
- Golgothica One of his many failed websites.
His "Exposing Cyber-Bullies" Page (note the self-fellating URL.)
- Twitvidfail
his Epic Butthurt BlogCLOSED!No, RE-Opened! But because he closed the YouTube channel connected to it...there is no old content on it. Brett's StickamClosed.http://twitter.com/#!/MrBrettKeane I think this is a parody twitter, hence he loves beating his wife. And brett wouldn't say that on camera.Deleted- http://brettkeane.weebly.com/ Nothing much, but you can contact him, by giving him nice messages
http://www.youtube.com/user/WorldofWarcraftScrub Where brett (A good for nothing)sucks at World of World of Warcraft.CLOSED!Brett's Pin Dick Another shitty link to his videos.DEAD
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