Dboots
dboots aka dbootsthediva aka Crazy Sprinkler Lady is batshit insane Youtube poster (or a very good troll) who started posting to Youtube in mid-2007 but was suddenly yanked to popularity in August 2008.
Genetic cloud writing.
Now, It's Happening Now (the mysterious case of dboots)
Internet commentators have been fast to weigh in on the matter of dboots' authenticity. A cursory glance around the tubes for more of her work bears all the hallmarks of a grade A crank - dayglo colours, RANDOM CAPSLOCK, insane formatting, wild jumps between the spelling of a university professor and that of a netgrrrl... frankly it's perfect.
...too perfect.
In later other videos, dboots takes us on a wild voyage of discovery through her unhinged mind. In one video drowns a bug and records how she's been drowning it for days and it's still alive. In another she just stares directly at the sun through the camera and mutters about how maybe the pretty coloured lights are things burning up.
TLDR: She's like a real life crazy cat lady version of Yotsuba.