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The Evil League of Evil (ELE) is the official committee of anti-lulz, as well as a panoply of unfunny fucks who congested JewTube for a couple of months because Neil Patrick Harris and a horse told them to.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
One day, Neil Patrick Harris woke up and realized he wasn't America's fantasy child star anymore, so he decided to turn tricks sucking off dudes to make headlines and jumped at any script that he was offered so that Baby Boomer pedophiles could still blow their spooge on the Doogie.
One day, a script for Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog landed on NPH's lap after he convinced a movie producer to give him a role. Assuming that the movie was just what he needed to get back into the limelight, he promptly accepted and has been milking Dr. Evil's evil persona ever since.
Because the movie is an internet movie, there are no black cast members. Abraham Biggs was originally approached to play Dead Bowie, but he declined, citing prior engagements.
On the set, NPH was said to be abusive and crass to other cast members, frequently complaining that if Bad Horse got a bucket of oats in his stall, then he should get a bucket of shit and semen in his trailer. Other cast members have said that NPH constantly forgot his lines and had GRID-induced dizzy spells and blackouts on set.
The ELE Contest
Eventually, people stopped going to that website to watch NPH sing like shit for the (anti-?)lulz, so in order to promote more viewers and revive interest, they held a contest to get the cream of the crop to join their fictitious group. Every "application" features some bright, shining talent, including puppeteers, professional actors, and virtually anyone who could find last year's Halloween costume and make props using household items, each of whom must politely convince an imaginary guild from a forty-minute parody video that they are evil.
Of course, no ELE applicant is evil in the way that genocidal dictators are evil, or in the way that Islam is evil, or in the way that Fox News is evil. ELE applicants are more evil in the way that getting into a PG-13 movie when you're really only twelve and a half is evil, or in the way that forgetting to push down your Pull-Ups before you make a little tinkle is evil. They are evil in the way that posting yourself booming strings of big words and dumbfuck puns on JewTube is evil.
It is widely held that while the movie featuring the ELE is anti-lulz dogshit, the ELE contest is actually lulzy because it is so full of shameless, wanton, AIDS-pumping fail and comes from everyday people giving their all for imaginary glory. This is one of many of JewTube's confirmed cases of anti-lulz producing lulz within the internet hate machine.
Last Thursday, the ELE picked ten or so "winnarz" and bred yet another brand of JewTube pseudo-celebrities.
Real ELE "Winners"
Jew Baby Dick Fondler
Don't let the name fool you, he's also a man dick fondler, hence the ten men who stand behind him through thick and thin.
Only tight, naive, Christian bitches should obsess over the dirty end of a clean cock, as they are the only humans designed to procreate as God intended.
Pseudo-Intellectual Bitch
Nietzsche is pronounced like peachy, you smarmy whore! Infant tits, and you know the rest!
—Pseudo-Intellectual Bitch, on how she lets professors jizz to her private pics on Pornhub. | ||
Other Real ELE "Winners"
- Emo Bitch Boy
- Paper Pirate Hat
- Meth Whore
- Homo Baptist
- Chair Leg
- Movie Monkey
- Fat MySpace Whore
- British Equals Gay
ED's Fucking Better ELE
- 7 Jew bankers,
- the Lulzkiller,
- The Man Who Deserves to Die from Leukemia,
- Pedobear,
- Swirlface,
- Anonymous,
- Chuck Norris,
- Bill O'Reilly,
- Dr. Meme,
- Milhouse,
- Goatse.
[+]More ELE Faggotry in Action
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