Somewhere in the smog-ridden bile-filled gutters of San Gabriel, California, congealed a writhing mass of horrid taste in hairstyles, self-hatred, and sheer fucking stupidity. This Mexican equivalent of a turd thought it would be a swell idea to get online and try too hard everywhere.
His name? Mark Joseph Ortiz (b. June 6th, 1990. Current age: 21). Or KrappleGuy to most... Or "that retarded spic" to anyone else worth half a bag of shit.
He had high hopes of someday becoming an internet bigshot, only to have all his dreams dashed by his enemies, his friends... everyone, really.
