Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/October 6, 2011
Steve 'Rim' Jobs (Steve Jewbs) is the world's second greatest douchebag, the bearer of the Reality Distortion Field, he is the Antichrist, the man who broke Woz's heart, and the man whose company (Apple) has had to be paid by Microsoft to stay in business. He is also the great messiah of Apple and the mysterious power behind homosexuals. Steve Jobs is the world's most lovable asshole. His real name was Berkley Blue until 1976, when his co-workers renamed him "Jobs" due to him being handy or something, in more ways than one...
On September 14th, 2010, it was revealed that Mr. Jobs is in fact a ninja as well.
On August 24, 2011, a gaunt Mr. Jobs resigned as Apple CEO, heralding the death of the company (and probably his own).
On October 5, 2011, Mr. Jobs died from pancreatic cancer.
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