Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/September 19, 2011

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Kumichoo (IRL Paul Wiesner) is a self proclaimed YouTube super troll. He's been on YouTube for a while, but later found the wonders of trolling by faithfully following his great Legende master, Taekesi Kitano, who is a schizophrenic emo kid searching for his true love so he will have an asshole to jerk his cock into. Taekesi recruited Kumichoo because he desperately needs friends/supporters to help him troll a few people he cannot handle all by himself. Taekesi helped kumichoo to become a hacker fail script kiddie by reopening closed accounts or creating new ones then giving the passwords to his new bitch. Now kumichoo is an utter Legende who must be feared while Dave is a cunty furfaggot nigger who needs to kill himself, because Taekesi said so. Kumichoo was so blessed by his master troll, Taekesi, that he decided to give up real life, betrayed his real friends over a stranger on the Internet who he does not know. Kumichoo even fell in love with one of Taekesi's female personas!

((My family has a damn good lawyer, now I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU))

Recently Featured: Hal Turner - People Article - Writing an article for Uncyclopedia