Losers don't win. This is why they were dubbed losers at the beginning of time. Losers are composed primarily of lose and fail with a dash of gay for flavoring. Losers are luser's IRL counterpart. Generally when someone loses they try to make it look like they didn't lose. This is usually done in the form of denying it entirely, changing what they said, playing dumb, etc. Losers were originally put on earth by Raptor Jesus to test the cool people but they grew beyond his control. After the Tower of Babel he put them into separate folders for easier management.
