Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/December 7, 2014
Venom2204 (Logan Wood) is yet another teenage DeviantArtard, hardcore brony, and diehard Nickelback fanboy. Venom is popular on both DeviantArt and The Cringe Channel. He claims to have a snake inside of him who is "a beast waiting to be unleashed". Poetic, and of course autistic.
Mr. Wood also has a pack of white knights on his DeviantArt page who will constantly defend his artistic triumphs. Despite this, even furfags despise Venom and encourage everyone to stop viewing his DeviantArt page, as it's an inaccurate representation of furfaggotry.
Logan claims to have a special relationship with imaginary ponies. As Venom has quite obviously no real friends to hang out with, he photoshops My Little Pony characters into his house, even going as far as shooping them into family photographs. Examples of what Venom does with his pony friends is watching movies with Applejack and Rainbow Dash, babysitting the CMC, and singing to Pinkie Pie.
As well as being a new DeviantArt page, Star-Bolt-Pony is Logan's very own original, unique, inspiring pony character. Star-Bolt-Pony is what Logan describes as himself in the My Little Pony universe. Logan makes up interviews by himself in which he both questions the pony and then answers them himself. From the words of Logan himself, Star-Bolt-Pony's family was brutally murdered and sexually molested as a child.
Since Venom2204 is a poisonous supervillain waiting to be freed, no one at his school pays any sort of attention to him, nor do they go anywhere him. To occupy his lunchtime, Venom brings his ponies to school with him so he can feel a false stroke of hope of not dying alone.
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