Aaron Swartz is a asspie jew brain-box who co-created the RSS feed at the tender age of 14, co-authored the Creative Commons license and founded the Internet activist group Demand Progress. Swartz also co-created athiest buttfuck diarrhea site le reddit, which in many ways makes him worse than hitler.
Swartz was targeted by the man for jiggling his electronic dick in the face of MIT by downloading academic journal articles from JSTOR. Unfortunately MIT broke out wave upon wave of flesh-eating lawyers and sent them hurtling at Aaron's pale jew body, upon which he understandably decided to exit this mortal realm, grabbing a sturdy piece of rope, a rickety stool and became an hero.
