Riots are a legitimate form of protest in which people with one point of view oppose the view of another group, the contending groups typically settling the difference by throwing rocks. Occasionally one side employs tear gas, shotguns, explosives, or other disproportionate measures of intimidation. Riots are a relatively peaceful tool to settle disagreements and often really lulzy to watch on your TV. The act of rioting is often America's favorite cultural sport after the Super Bowl. Rots nearly always end in a handshake and subsequent friendship between the erstwhile adversaries. LA, Londonistan, Detroit, Sydney, Dublin, and Greece are considered the rioting capitals of the world.
