FPSRussia
FPSRussia, also known as FPSCommunist Powerword: Kyle Myers, is one of the very few EX-communist Mikhail Gorbachev cock sucking fan boys to live the Americunt "dream". He does this by doing what every other Amerifail citizen does; owning guns and shooting them. Fun fact:He isn't Russian. Since the start of the channel back in 2010 it has acquired around 6.3 million subscribers. Due to Kyle becoming a D level celebrity he has quit making videos and has become a drug addict. Kyle is also a co-host of the podcast Painkiller Already.
Who Is Kyle
Kyle started on the Youtube scene after many failed attempts of making money in the big shitty. After moving away from the good life in the country to follow some girl he had the hots for back in high school. Kyle had experience living with salvs for some time from being dirt poor and unlikable. This is known to be his early exposure to slavs inspiring the character of FPSRussia. After giving up on the girl of his dreams he moved back home and started playing video games. After the release of cod of dutty 4 he started his own Youtube channel. After getting some popularity and signing a contract with MaShitima he started making videos with this shitty Russian accent. Soon he made a second channel dedicated to his character calling himself a professional Russian which is a gag he thought no one understood but him. The channel soon grew and according to Kyle It was Youtube's fastest growing channel at the time. Soon his redneck needs got the best of him and he started making videos of him shooting copies of Cod6. Soon after that he noticed the trend that people like to watch that shit so he continued making videos of him blowing up stuff, using tanks and many different types of weapons.
PaintballKitty
Kyle has something that every true blooded American wants. A crippled britbong that makes soap in it's spare time from sucking dick. Paintballkitty is known to his drones as his manager. She is crippled waist down due to arthritis and spends her time in a wheelchair. It has been mentioned multipliable times that she runs a "successful" Etsy store where she sells soap and other faggy shit like that. Before she became a welfare cum dumpster she spent her time shooting little kids with paint balls in the balls. She has reportedly moved in and out of Kyle's house due to him not helping her enough; one time she recalled falling down some stairs and spent hours shouting for help as Kyle screamed "Fuck you dragon bitch" whilst playing Skyrim.
Things he enjoys doing
- Fucking pots
- Making money
- Being a redneck
- Missing out on entire words to get across the fact that he IS Russian.
- Shooting Xboxes
- Compensating for his
micro penisMONSTER gun. - Wearing his branded T-shirts, you know the ones with stupid stuff on them? E.G Professional Russian
FpsRussia's Fan Base
- Call of Duty players
- 13 year olds
- Gun enthusiastic individuals
- People with no life
- you
- 12 year olds
- People that wish they could have a gun
- 15 year olds
How to troll
- Comment on how isn't using the gun properly and that he obviously doesn't know how to shoot.
- Comment on how you know more about guns than him.
- Comment on how close his videos are to Call Of Duty.
- Ask him why he uses a green screen in his videos.
- Call him a sell out.
- Call him Scrooge McDuck
- Spam his youtube comments saying that he isn't actually a Russian.
Drug Charges
Kyle got in some legal trouble recently for moving vasts amounts of THC oil via US Postal Service. Due to the amount of oil he was charged with intent of distribution of a schedule I narcotic. In light of this happening the feds decided this would be the opportune time to raid his house: The ATF seized around 50 firearms and most likely a wast amount of explosives, ammunition and regulated firearm accessories such as suppressors. This is of course not the first time Kyle has been in trouble with the law as he was raided almost 4 years prior; The task force of ATF and local police in that raid was said to be around 40 people. This turned out to be unwarranted as no charges were put forth due to nothing illegal being found. Kyle is currently out on $10,000 dollar bail as his trial continues. Because of his livelihood being threatened due to the felony charge he will most likely go through a trial but in the case of him accepting a plea deal he will most likely sit behind bars for a few years and will have a long journey ahead of himself regaining his rights back. As we dig deeper we have uncovered that Kyle has been a big aderall user quoting that taking two of the "things" would make him say "Look out day, I am gonna mess you up" or something gay like that. Kyle also gave instructions to his fans on how to get your doctor to prescribe you aderall.
Death
Last Thursday, Keith Ratliff who was FPSRussia's manager was killed by a gunshot wound to the head, presumably by a nigger. Naturally, his Wikipedia bio was repeatedly vandalized.
FPS Russia's fail moments
Famous Quotes
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