Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (GTA IV would have made too much sense) is set in Miami of the 1980's and displays all manner of loud shirts, bad songs, and pastel colors to prove the point.
The promoted "stunning quality of graphics" became shit hitting the fan from the second the disc spun, with trees and walls appearing from thin air whenever the player character traveled any faster than 5 mph. Textures were as fugly as ever. This is very ironic considering this game runs on the RenderWare engine, which has much better looking games during that time period.
In a monumental step forward for the GTA series, Vice City's main character had a name (Tommy Vercetti).Vice City also gave the dedicated player the first chance to ride a motorcycle (OMG not featured in GTA III)!
The game is also renown for having illogical missions, such as controlling an RC helicopter into a building while dropping dynamite all over the place, while a bunch of fat bastards try to shoot you down. Also, the box art looks nothing like the in-game characters, and falling into the sea is an insta-kill, because everbody in the 80's instantly wanted to an hero when they got wet because their expensive coke stash got ruined and no one except 12 year old kids could last more than 5 minutes, without the aid of drugs, with 80's music being a constant source of depression and suicide.
This is also the first game where you can run around with a chainsaw and a minigun at the same time, meaning you can go on the killing spree you always dreamed of. Watch out though, once the police are onto you, every single car and person in the game vanishes for no reason, meaning you're gonna have to run your fat ass into a safe spot where you can hammer in the code to spawn a tank.
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
Vice City Stories is the same thing as Vice City, except for the protagonist is a nigger named Victor Vance and that the game takes place two years earlier. The game has also been known to have rather shitty graphics and a tremendous amount of bugs and glitches. The radio stations are also all the same, except with some different songs.
Characters
Victor Vance - The main character of the game, who was the second nigger to become a protagonist ever in GTA history, apart from Carl Johnson. He is also the brother of a fucktard by the name of Lance Vance.
Lance Vance - A waste of fucking space and human resource. Long story short, a fucktard who tries to be funny by cracking lame jokes in his over-raspy voice and annoying the living shit out of his brother, Vic.
Louise - Some random crack-whore who you are forced to rescue from her redneck husband early on in the game. Vic tries to establish a relationship between him and her, but she dies later on in the game.
Ricardo Diaz - A fat Colombian who Vic does missions for, because being the obese ball of fat he really and truly is, he is much too lazy to take care of it himself. Double-crosses Vic two years later, by instructing his men to ambush a drug deal between Tommy Vercetti and Victor Vance.
Diego Martinez - Vic's old army Colonel. This is the guy who Vic wanted to kill the minute the game started, because he was butthurt that he got kicked out of the army for him having stashed Cocaine under his bed. He eventually managed to gun him down, as well as his bodyguards on the roof of a skyscraper.
Gameplay footage
See also
- Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition
- Grand Theft Auto III
- Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
- Grand Theft Auto IV
- Grand Theft Auto V
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