Ian Hasselhoff

This user is a Rapist, Cheats on his girlfriend, Loves to steal and is a big fat; Criminal!

Ian Hasselhoff aka (Powerword Ian J Keen) is a Hot guy from Anchorage and also a demeaning Onepiece Sanji's retarded Brother who won't Shut up about his Runka Friend. He even had a pet Salamander after the name Kira.

Note: The Trash can is more amusing than that polar bear of an Eskimo Bisexual in this bitch!

Oh dear, I guess She has company and the Owner is calling 911

Sir You are under Arrested for Stealing that 12 pack of Red bull!

If I were Kira right now, I'd rather become a total Lesbian than to date this Jailbait chicken bastard!

what happened man? I guess Kira's Pussy is to small for your Donkey dick that it won't even fit

Oh Shit the Police fucked you up again wow, that's so funny!

He was born in Anchorage, Alaska in [1986-] He suffered from OCD like a douchebag kid would We all know that this douche Couldn't reveal his Birthday, However he went butthurt really badly when every White Normal Alaskans rejected him because he was trying to Have a fun Sex time in the restroom down a couple blocks in Encore Ave. Obviously this Douchebag went Super Saiyan on Every Azn who likes Rina Cunt and went Bat Shit Insane on them! We all know this guy promotes himself to make himself look like a Dumbass Trash Can. We all know that he's a Bisexual Polar Bear that eats Pockys and drinks Ramune to ensure his Wapanese Kawaii! Then again even Black guys are scared shitless that he burned a Popeyes 4 piece meal just to tell them

	“	What the hell are you dark mother fucking people looking at? You know if I were you I'd crawl back and start buying more Fried Chicken you Dumb Negro Pigs	„
	—Ian Hasselhoff being a big dick wonder in Downtown

KING of wtf is this shit, Your Sanji not Luffy

So, one day he went to seven Eleven in Anchorage and stole a 12 pack of Red Bull for his RinaChan and later he got arrested by the Po-po for not paying $45 for the 12 pack of Redbull.

When he was in Prison some guys Fucked him in the ass and made this guy a Homo in Alaskan Prison while 4 years later a guy by the name of Micheal Bucketface introduced this Dumb Shit Face his daughter Kira! He just went from being in Prison to Bailout freedom!

The Stupidity he causes towards Japan

Then some guy made his ass became Sanji and nobody gave a damn because unlike his Girlfriend, He is a total douche and makes other Wapanese guy look like Billy mays! It is so bad that this Sanji went from hey what's up Luffy to a pissed off Super Saiyan. He doesn't Voice Act at all he Models and dummies even have sex with him even though their fat guys!

I don't give a fuck about women, I want Anime Pussy!

While trying to Fucking Kira isn't enough he got busted again for trying Sexual Harass another lady known as Sony-Mae when he thought "Hey, let's rape her pussy! It is so bad that he even banned uploading that shit to Youporn! It's like he's a fucking Sex ninja and we all know why he ended up being a Americunts Redneck of Mother fucking King of AK.

When that shit happened everyone panicked and call 911 again and this time he was arrested and beaten the shit out of and went to the same Jail in Alaska again! Then HE Realizes why he fucked it up for realz

Then he realizes that He get free food and free room to stay everyday. He also gets a horny bastard bubba to make his ass come true. It's a funny fact that he even made Prison Shank while beating a guy who tries to fuck him while dropping the soap during shower time!

The Fucking aftermath and JJBA with my Current bitch

Basically he has gone to jail and now got released with a special contract that if were have sex with Another women His Gal would get a AK47 and shoot his bitch ass up! It's so bad that He finally realized to STFU and learns that what he's been missing and realizes this as a solution! Sometimes, He even dream about all the sexy white men he can have blowjobs with and all the Black wimminz he can fuck!

	“	God damn, Kira I was having fun with a bunch of White guys & Black gals and you had the ruin me. I was Thinking about breaking up with your bitch ass! Your lucky as hell that I'm not pissed or I will totally get a 12mm and kill you; Fucking SmashPooper	„
	—Ian getting pissed off of His homegirl

	“	I can really go for some fucking Black ass and some Black Pussy just about now, I'm Losing the temper to talk to White People, I wish I was from Arkansas so I don't have to deal with this husky Bullshit!	„
	—Ian getting sick of tired of Honoka's Bragging and unwanted attention

Yet, Today his sick fetishes and were-about are mysterious a shit and we all know what he was on before he started to fuck women. It was obviously drugs that he bought from his Drug-Lord dealer from Northern-Soviet Canuckistan! Yeah, He's so dumb that he even relates himself as a Number 1 asshole and the Male Weeaboo of Anime! If he were to ever touch a White pussy again he'll rather fuck a Black gal in the pussy! Then later, He'll come home and tell his Bitch Honey, I'm home and I'm not affected with Some batshit disease with a Another woman Alright sweet Vanilla Shake? Also, I left you some Mexican Coffee and some Anime DVDs while I go out in Wasilia and date some more Hot fat Chicks! Days like this is like a dumb day for the Racist White Nugget wannabe Sashimi Face! If she were to go to a nightclub in Anchorage and saw a hot guy, but ends up getting Raped by Some drunk rapist, It'll take 135 minutes for his bitch ass to kick that drunk rapist's ass! Thus this is why he Fails as a human being and prefer a Black Gal rather than his local and current White homegirl he refers to occasionally! Rumors had it that he likes to listen to Dead guy MJ and he goes "moonwalk" his ass just to impress his Gal, AK Emo waifu that's he has a big dick!

Sometimes I wanna make gay love and it's not Rina-Chan About missing Pics

Oh Shit son, You got to be one Sweet Honkey

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Retarded shit that we did and pissed in AK for the win!

Oh...damn, Remember when those two have a Child tell him or her that Daddy was a Gay pornstar and mom picked him up in the grocery store!
Oh shit Wigger, he's trying so hard to love One piece more than JJBA!
Okay and your inviting more Hilbilly guys and big boobed Black babes regardless to pimp, LOL.