List of reasons why ED is a waste of time, promotionally

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Encyclopedia Dramatica is a self-serving bastard. The anti-lulz of the ED moderators is too great for aspiring memeists to withstand. Here is a list of reasons why you can't promote yourself on ED:

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• OH SHIT ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ARTICLES ON NEW MEME!

Explanation

In 2010, I tried to forced meme. It was done on /b/ in hopes that it would become a new meme. The /b/ liked it, but ED did not. Therefore, there is no article. To merely mention the name brings about a lock, followed by scat porn. Therefore, no one will ever know what the meme was.

NOMINATE THIS ARTICLE TO BE FEATURED ON ED'S FRONT PAGE!

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