Michael Crawford

Unemployedable computer programmer with schizo affective disorder. Michael D. Crawford sometimes lives in Soviet Canuckistan or the USA based on what job he can get.

Not to be confused with that fagot that starred in Phantom of the Opera OR this guy.

Michael Crawford is one of those English icons from the 80's who is completely unimportant and unheard of by everyone in every other country, except maybe eurotrash immigrants who think musical theatre is important. Even the wads in North America who are addicted to everything Sondheim and Webber have no clue who this fag is.

We cannot say enough times - NOT teh faggot from Phantom of the Opera!!!111

A genuine opera goer last Thursday

Projects

Michael Crawford has been working on Ogg Frog for the past decade. He hopes to make a CD ripper that converts audio to Ogg or MP3 format that is 100% open source and multi-platform. One day he will release the Ogg Frog code and then the public will know how it works. It is an Open Source licensed program that hasn't released any code yet.

Michael Crawford is working to become a composer and writes music for Geometric Visions and plays the piano and releases Ogg format versions of his music on BitTorrent.

Michael Crawford posts a lot on Kuro5hin and is an activate member there.

Michael Crawford is not that phantom of the opera guy, that guy stole Michael Crawford's name to get famous!

Work History

Michael Crawford worked for Apple debugging the Apple programs and working on Macbugs and Classic MacOS. He writes drivers for various companies that support the Macintosh and OSX. He wrote a lot of the BeOS software third party programs for various companies to run on BeOS.

Michael Crawford probably did not make this article himself, since he is quite clearly interesting and important enough to warrant one.

Discrimination

Police sketch of what the real Michael Crawford looks like.

Michael Crawford is discriminated against for being mentally ill. This is usually the reason why he gets fired most of the time. His schizo affective disorder causes him to lose sleep and being unable to concentrate at work, and his coworkers and managers see this as a weakness and attack him over it. As does Kuro5hin attack him over it as well.

See Also

• Phantom of the Opera
• Kuro5hin
• Apple
• Open Source
• E-psychiatry
• Internets
• Shit nobody cares about
• Crawford's Software Problem
• Crawford's half baked Ogg Frog software
• Crawford free music Anti-RIAA links
• Goingware owes too much in back taxes so Crawford went to Canada
• Self Portrait used in this article as an IP copyright violation
• The Vancouver Diaries, text diarrhea by Crawford
• Crawfords Doomsday Paranoia