Penisbird

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The ancient Egyptians' version

Dear rotten.com,

I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot. Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.

FYI the text representation of the bird is:

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with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird) underneath, these "Cock Birds" are posted by Cock Bird Guy, Cock Bird MAN and several other users

Regards,

Andrew J. Tosh

Twitter e-penis bird

See also

• Penisbird/ASCIIs - ASCII Art blocks of Penisbird for your chats-crapflooding usage
• Cock boat
• E-penis
• Penis-Nosed Fox

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