Penthouse
After starting out as probably the worst porno mag since Playboy, Penthouse nearly folded due to excessive spending by founder Bob Guccione, an inability to change their business model to cope with the advent of the Internets and Earl Fucking Miller. Billed as the magazine of politics and protest in order to avoid obscenity laws in the Jewnited States of Americunts, it could only be considered such if you were a NASCAR fanboy retard whose greatest aspiration was fucking their wife's sister.
Penthouse has a variant for each country it is published in, and so publishes everything from Japaneseese sick fuckery to 卐 scat. Penthouse is also notable for having as many gay phone sex adds as straight in the back pages, most of which are answered by Earl Fucking Miller.|}
Earl Fucking Miller
The man most responsible for the near collapse of Penthouse Magazine, after Italy chubby-chaser Bob Guccione. Miller bills himself as an "Americunts Pervert" and unlike most self-promotion he's not actually lying. His photography consists largely of extreme and disorientating close-ups coupled (heh) with toilet and excretion themed poses. He also has a disturbing propensity for filling supposedly hetero photo series with male ass close-ups.
External Links
Penthouse.com
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