Pickbothmanlol
Pickbothmanlol (Andrew Crogonk irl and later known as 
Fluttershy) is a Wikipedia vandal and sockpuppeter from Montgomery, Alabama who, during his short vandalism campaign, attempted to draw as much attention as Grawp while playing games with TOW admins in the style of Bambifan101. Needless to say, he was less than successful, being reverted, blocked, and ignored with every sock account.
A year later, he returned to Wikipedia, not to troll, but rather to start a fresh life as the prototypical Wikipedia aspie, under the name Fluttershy (previously Rainbow Dash). Having the same level of autism as most WP users, PBML would have likely never have been caught if he had not repeatedly supported the deletion of the Gay Nigger Association of America page, a known death trap for any Wikipedo.
Early Life on YouTube
Origins
PBML began his career as a vandal in response to a vanity page he wrote for his YouTube channel being deleted twice. Unhappy with the lack of attention received from abiding by the rules, PBML decided he would be noticed more if he were to build a reputation similar to that of Grawp or Willy on Wheels (on Wheels). Beginning on the English Wikipedia, where he was at one point a valid contributor, PBML's "trolling" consisted of butthurt VfD's as well as editing controversial articles, usually the Encyclopedia Dramatica page. He was banned three times, until the community finally decided to put an end to his 1337 trollery.
From then on out, he continuously made sock puppets with seemingly no actual attempts to troll from them, but merely to spread his name across TOW, several of them containing his powerword. What a smart little guy.
The Wikimedia saga
PBML who shortly was unblocked twice after an IRC convo decided to declare war on Simple Wikipedia. Unlike Wikipedia, it's simple counterpart had a weakness that could give him the edge he needed to establish control for a short while as the leader of the Committee of Users who shared hatred for bureaucratic fucks and the site's government. Vandalism on Recent Changes is the dream of any vandal as without it, Wikipedia would be almost stripped of its anti-vandalism defenses. Despite that sentence, this was not the first time it was done, with Willy being the first to do it. Pickbothmanlol even went right up and stole the exact same diff.
CWC
PBML briefly trolled CWC, with just as little success as every other comment-posting 13-year-old on YouTube. Several prank calls were made, and the CWCki was responsible for further stroking of his ego, until he claimed to have a botnet, caused some trouble, and got booted off.
Return to Wikipedia
A year after his "epic raids" on the WMF had ended, PBML returned as Fluttershy~enwiki, not to vandalize, but rather edit and create My Little Pony related pages. He soon became an IRC regular, and was even granted rollback rights, lol irony. Creating such pages as Sethisto and BroNYcon, he eventually found it necessary to create WikiProject My Little Pony, a portal which he moderated with an iron fist.
As the ways of the Wikipedian tainted his mind, he soon began to hate the disruption of his encyclopedia, despite being a "prolific vandal" in the past life. Thus, he rallied for the take down of the informative, and notable Gay Nigger Association of America article, not like it hadn't been tried before.
He Doesn't Deny Any Accusations
Censored SPI Discussion
Because Wikipedia is not censored, the original discussion relating to his sockpuppetry, featured below, was removed.
Comments by other users
Accused parties may also comment/discuss in this section below. See Defending yourself against claims.
- I would love to point out that Itgetsworse's userpage happens to have an image of the GNAA logo. Plus, I have been repeatedly trolled by these people on their website. Fluttershy !xmcuvg2MH 12:26, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
- By the way, care to explain how User:Incognito seems to share the same characteristic? The MLP project has become a new target for the GNAA to troll, and they are merely preying on participants of the project. Fluttershy !xmcuvg2MH 12:33, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
- Say what you want, but the evidence is there. Itgetsworse (talk) 13:33, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
- By the way, care to explain how User:Incognito seems to share the same characteristic? The MLP project has become a new target for the GNAA to troll, and they are merely preying on participants of the project. Fluttershy !xmcuvg2MH 12:33, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
- Hello, im incognito. I am a GNAA member but I'm a Wikipedian first, this account is over 6 years old and I'm just trying to help the project and have not engaged in any type of trolling, flaming or page blanking. You maybe suffering from Persecutory delusions. incog (talk) 13:49, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
It should be noted that this user continues to suspiciously remove {{sockpuppet}} from his userpage. Itgetsworse (talk) 14:00, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
- It should also be noted that you seem to be a sock yourself. Reaper Eternal (talk) 14:16, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
- Checkuser me, do whatever is needed, I'm no sock Itgetsworse (talk) 14:17, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
- Yeah, you are from GNAA. You would know how to proxy, so a CU would be completely inconclusive. Reaper Eternal (talk) 14:18, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
- Checkuser me, do whatever is needed, I'm no sock Itgetsworse (talk) 14:17, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
Rage Quit
< Fluttershy-ENG> I am giving my notice to the community that I am retiring from Wikipedia. < pir^2> O_____O < AfterDeath> k, bye < DictatorofEurope> ...!!! < pir^2> hi < tjf> Fluttershy-ENG, Why? < Fluttershy-ENG> due to an obvious fact that the GNAA will go to all lengths to troll me off.
One of the longest unblock appeals in TOW history
Hello.
I'm aware that it's usually preferred in the community for someone to appeal a block or ban after a period of time since the last action made by the user, but you never know since anyone can revoke talk page access at anytime, so I'm taking advantage of that opportunity. I just want to make it clear to everyone that I am Pickbothmanlol. Specifically, I am a person who has constantly disrupted numerous wikis for several years, including the English version of Wikipedia. Since 2010, I have evaded a community-placed ban by using this account, thinking that I could get away from my past without consequence. It took me a long time to realize that, but I know now that nobody can get away and stay away with consequence. I got myself into this whole mess because of my immaturity and intent to disrupt the purpose of this project, but I want to make it clear that it is no longer my intent.
This account was never intended to be a fresh start, but as a dump account to solely create one article. I don't even remember why I bothered doing it, because I knew the account was going to be blocked and the article deleted. That article happened to be deleted, but the account remained unblocked for well over since October of 2010. Ironically, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was just introduced in the same year, but I never really got into the show until the end of the first season. I then started to edit My Little Pony articles for well over the remainder of my time being unblocked. After getting Friendship is Magic to good article status, I felt like I didn't only just contributed to something, but that I saw the benefit in helping to improve a piece of work, rather than ruin it. This inspired me to create the MLP WikiProject for My Little Pony related content. Of course, I never entirely abandoned trolling sites on Wikia, most notably being the True Capitalist Wiki. But something was missing after about two or more attacks on the True Capitalist Wiki. The joy I originally had by trolling wikis just wasn't there anymore.
Now, this might seem like a really weird thing to use as justification, but I want to credit the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic for reforming myself. I want to credit an administrator by the name of User:Masem for helping me return the favor for this show by getting it to GA status, and I wouldn't mind having Masem as a mentor if I am ever unbanned. I'm ready to give back to the community of Wikipedia as a reformed editor, and not a troll. Fluttershy !xmcuvg2MH 20:08, 4 February 2012 (UTC)
Additional Trolling Attempts
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Did You Know: Despite his claims, Pickbothmanlol was never a member of the Niggest Crook Force, but a mere IHM-wannabe. |
Later, taking up residence as 
u_abusebeercans, PBML tried his hardest to fit in with the other "Brony Trolls", usually sending tweets he feels to be "offensive" to Ghost, a known reverse-troll.
He has also attempted to make a name for himself by prank calling random BTR shows with typical listener bases of 4-7.
After delivering several pats on the back to himself over such hilarity, PBML attempted to join the Bill Waggoner Crew, only to be rejected, which is quite sad, considering their members are known botnet-buyers.
In an act of sheer stupidity, he had made contact with IHM about joining the Niggest Crook Force despite himself being a disgusting clopping brony.
As a FanFiction Author
The door opens to reveal three ponies. One pony was sitting down on a chair eating what looked like an apple, the second looked like he just found a comfy spot on the couch, and the third one was right in the doorway.
“Come in, friends.” said the pony with the apple.
Unbeknown to the pony with the apple, the two “friends” he let in were anything but friends. They were hit-ponies for Mr. and Mrs. Cake. Unfortunately, not everypony can learn their lessons the easy way. Sometimes, a pony has to learn it the hard way.
“Hello, fellas,” said the first hit-pony. “I'm guessing that the pony with the apple is Brett?”
“Yeah.” replied Brett as the third pony backed away.
A second hit-pony walked towards Brett's kitchen. This one did not seem really talkative, and looked like he was in a hurry to obtain something.
“I see you have some apples,” said the first hit-pony. “zap apples to be exact.”
“Oh, indeed.” replied Brett.
“Where did you get them from?” asked the hit-pony.
“Sweet Apple Acres.” said Brett.
The first hit-pony was hungry.
“Mind if I have a bite of your delicious zap apple?” asked the hit-pony.
Brett was reluctant, but quickly handed the zap apple to the first hit-pony.
“Go ahead.” said Brett.
The first hit-pony took a bite of Brett's zap apple, and was satisfied.
“This is a tasty zap apple,” said the hit-pony. “Vincent, have you ever had a zap apple from Sweet Apple Acres?”
“Nope.” replied the second hit-pony, Vincent.
“You sure you don't want a bite?” asked the first hit-pony.
“I'm not hungry.” said Vincent.
As tasty as that zap apple was, it was hard to swallow the entire thing, so the hit-pony needed to wash it down with something. He noticed that Brett had a glass of water with him.
“Mind if I wash down this apple with some water?” said the hit-pony.
Brett again was reluctant, but gave the hit-pony his glass of water. The pony quickly finished washing down the apple with water.
“That hit the spot!” said the hit-pony.
He noticed the second pony on the couch.
“You, flock of parasprites,” said the hit-pony. “Tell me where the shit is hidden?”
The third pony attempted to answer for the second pony, but was stopped by the hit-pony.
“I didn't remember asking you a Celestia damned thing!” yelled the hit-pony. “Now where is it?”
The second pony pointed with his hooves to the cupboards. Vincent opened the top cupboard.
“No, the one by your legs.” said the second pony.
Vincent opened the bottom cupboard, and saw a shiny briefcase with a picture of cake sticked to it. He then proceeded to put in the combination C-M-C. With a click, the briefcase opened, and Vincent could only stare in awe at the contents.
“Vincent, are we happy?” asked the hit-pony.
Vincent was still in awe.
“VINCENT, are we happy?” asked the hit-pony again.
“Yeah, we happy.” replied Vincent.
Brett proceeded to get out of his chair.
“Listen, I want to explain-” Brett attempted to say before the hit-pony gave him a sign to sit back in the chair.
“My name is Jules, and your flank isn't talking it's way out of this.” said Jules
“Listen, I want to explain how things got bucked up between us and Mr. Cake,” said Brett. “We really got into this thing with the best intentions.”
The hit-pony pulled out a Lil Macintosh, and replied with a bullet to the second pony. Brett was afraid for his life.
“I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?” asked Jules. “I believe you were saying something about 'best intentions', yes?”
Brett could not speak.
“What's the matter? OH, you were through anyway.” Jules realized. “Well, let me retort. Would you describe for me what Mr. Carrot Cake looks like?”
Brett still did not say a word. Jules was fed up with the little pony's silence, and savagely tipped the table over, removing the only object between himself and Brett.
“What town are you from?” Jules asked.
“W-What?” was the only thing that Brett could say.
“What ain't no damn town I've ever heard of,” said Jules. “they speak English in What?”
“W-W-What?” Brett stuttered, almost having a heart attack.
“ENGLISH MOTHERBUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?” yelled Jules.
“Y-Yes.” was the only response that Brett could stutter out of his mouth.
“Then you know what the hell I'm saying?” Jules asked.
“Yes!” Brett yelled.
“Describe what Mr. Cake LOOKS LIKE!” Jules said loudly.
Brett asked “What?” out of fear.
Jules pulled out his Lil Macintosh and pressed the barrel hard in Brett's cheek.
“Say 'What' again!” Jules snapped. “I double dare ya motherbucker, say 'What' one more Celestia damned time!”
“H-He's yellow.” Brett stuttered.
“GO ON!” Jules continued.
“His mane is orange.” Brett replied
“Does he look like a bitch?” Jules asked.
“What?” Brett said without thinking.
Jules fired his Lil Macintosh, and a bullet flew straight into Brett's flank, causing very terrible pain.
“YEAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOW!”
“Does he LOOK LIKE A BITCH?” Jules said with anger.
“NO!” Brett yelled with such agonizing pain.
“Then why did you try to buck him like a bitch, Brett?” Jules asked. “Everybody knows that Mr. Cake doesn't liked to be bucked by anybody except Mrs. Cup Cake.”
“I didn't!” Brett said with utmost fear for his life.
“Yes ya did Brett,” Jules replied. “Ya tried to buck 'im. You ever read the Book of Equestria?”
“Yes.” Brett said.
“Well, there's this passage from an ancient alicorn I have memorized, and it's called Sethisto 25:17.” Jules explained.
“The path of the righteous pony is beset on all sides by the inequities of friendship, and the tyranny of discord, chaos, and disharmony. Blessed is he who, in the name of generosity and good will, shepherds the weak through the darkness of Everfree, for he is truly his brony's keeper and the finder of lost fillies. And I will strike down upon thee with great intolerance and furious anger those who attempt to hate and not tolerate my bronies. And you will know my name is Celestia when I cast you to the moon.”
Without hesitation, Jules and Vincent empty their guns at the same time on the sitting Brett.
See Also
External links
- Pickbothmanlol, a dweeb at Newgrounds.
Send him an email- Account hacked by Nigerian scammers.- New gfail account
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