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November 19, 2013

Suggested Reading - Wikipedia IRC Bouncers
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During 2006 Wikipedia, in an effort to jew more people out of THE ENCYCLOPEDIA FOR EVERYONE, began op'ing some of the children in their Freenode IRC channel after a careful decision process involving secret ritualized circle jerking. Why did this occur? In earlier days, #wikipedia was initially welcomed with open arms onto Rob Levin's sham of an IRC network. After all, they were a seemingly credible group of elitist Internet enthusiasts. Their channel slowly grew and largely went undisturbed until they started to become the target of repeated attacks from nefarious individuals. Wikipedia suspected that their new IRC paradise had been lost to their feared nemesis the TROLLS and moved to establish a system to keep their much hated rivals out of their secret club house.

(( WIKIPEDIA IRC BOUNCERS ))

Aug. 30, 2013

Suggested Reading - AnonOps
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AnonOps was an irc network and website created by famed journalist Barrett Brown some time in the mid 80's which contains many Moralfags, furfags, and butthurt foreveralone network staff. It's home to a plethora of internet activists, 12 year olds, and pedophiles. Started somewhere in October 2010 it has been the starting ground for a number of projects including the rape of famed recording artist Gene Simmons, the attack on Mastercard, Visa, Bank Of America, that Swiss bank no one can remember the name of and the over throw of Pretty Cool Guy Hosni Adolf Mubarak. AnonOps contributed a great deal to fame of Anon so it can now be labeled and sold in any number of digital entertainment products. AnonOps became the media front-end for a leaderless organization, assuming power in a 1984-like information takeover where dissent was silenced and history was rewritten. AnonOps used to be frequented by hackers, not anymore.

Children's minds were wiped clean by AnonNews, the brainchild of Ryan Cleary. Thousands of dollars were made in advertising, begging for donations, and general attentionwhoring. ((THE UNOFFICIAL IRC NETWORK OF MORAL-FAGGING 'NET VIGILANTES))

June 11, 2013

Suggested Reading - Gay.pl
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Gay.pl is a script written by the evil cj to produce various profoundly homosexual ASCII images on IRC. It is also the main website for faggots in Poland, but nobody gives a fuck.

This script has a number of wonderfully faggoty features that everyone (except Kloeri) loves.

((GAY.PL))



June 4, 2013

Suggested Reading - ED IRC

Like many other internet treeforts out there, ED IRC has a long standing tradition of elitism and ineptitude. The kids lucky enough to sit at the cool table that is #ED want you to think that this is where our best plans (of revenge against this site's previous figurehead) are laid and important internet hobnobbing happens. A more accurate portrayal of #ED activities include are brown-nosing to sysops and petty flame wars. It's mostly hard gay.

You'll need to don your thickest skin if you want to survive in here. #ED is for the ED community at large and lurkers who don't necessarily edit but have taken the ED Oath of Allegiance and want to discuss drugs, pedophiles, Jews, pedophile Jews and drugging Jews to further the destruction of the Zionist agenda and the establishment of a Palestinian state. And Snus.

((ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE))